*beep beep*
*screen pops up*
Solid Snake: Mei Ling, who is this guy?
Mei Ling: That he is actaully a she!...and her name is Samus.
Solid Snake: How can he, or rather she keep on all that armor and still run. It looks kind of heavy.
Mei Ling: That's from her intense training with the Chozo's, where she worked to become a powerful warrior.
Solid Snake: I bet she looks like a man....wait...that ball thing...woaw, SHE JUST BLEW UP MARIO!....woaw....woaw....woaw....she really looks like a man [/sarcasm]
Mei Ling: What are you talking about Snake? Did she grab the smash ball.
Solid Snake: IF you mean that circular ball thingy that made her glow, shoot a giant lazer, and make her take her clothes off [drolls], then YES!
Mei Ling: Look out, she's very fast, and very agile from her Chozo training.
Solid Snake: I wonder if she'll "Show Me Her Moves", like she did with Captain Falcon...
Mei Ling: ergh....disgusting Snake....
[Mei Ling hangs up]
5 minutes later...
[Colonial Campell calls, Snake picks up]
Colonial Campbell: Snake, I have special orders from the Penagon for you to find information on this "Subspace Army". They could be a threat.
Solid Snake: Be quiet Colonial. Samus just took her clothes off.
Colonial Campbell: BE QUIET!? Snake, the sake of the nation could be at....took her clothes off? CAN I HAVE A LOOK!? PRETTY PLEASE!?
Solid Snake: Here...
Colonial Campbell: I have to take my hands off the codec...ya know!
Solid Snake: Shh....BE QUIET!...she's going for one of those ball things again!
Colonial Campbell: o ya! No waz?
Solid Snake: Ya waz!
Colonial Campbell: Better get a better grip...
Solid Snake: Maybe...wait...here it COMES!
Colonial Campbell: What is coming? You, or her final smash?
Solid Snake: Both...woaw, she's doing it...her FINAL SMASH!
SolidSnake: MAN, she is glowing BRIGHT!...woaw...she's she's...
[calls Mei Ling, with Colonial Campbell still online]
Solid Snake: Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off.
Mei Ling: Snake, how many times do I have to tell you that is her ZERO SUIT! [angry]
Solid Snake: No really, she's stark naked. Her final smash messed up, and her power suit blew up her normal suit...[sends a picture]
Mei Ling: Woaw, just woaw. She's got Luigi wrapped around her fingers. Daisy would be jealous.
Colonial Campbell: O ya....IT'S ALL COMING OUT!
Mei Ling: Well, I'll leave you be. She faster then ever, and you'll have to stay more focused on fighting Snake then looking at Samus Snake, okay?
Solid Snake: ughhh....
Mei Ling: ERGH!
[Mei Ling hangs up; Colonial Campbell is still on]
Colonial Campbell: Man, she's hot!
Solid Snake: You're telling me...
Colonial Campbell: Snake, I suggest you do to her what you did to Ike.
Solid Snake: Alright Colonial, I'll do it LONGERRRR though.
Colonial Campbell: Do it for the team, and remeber: SHE STOLE YOUR HEADBAND!
[end transmition]