What are your best pick up lines

[OmegaXXII]

^^oh I see, I'm just lucky that I've never gotten slapped for bad pick-ups or anything for that matter, and hopefully I never will.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

They call me Milk, 'cause I do the body good.

I can't remember more, but I had some.

 

[RedPeppers]

I stared at yours for half a second before going like this: O_O

So.... I herd you liek mudkips?

LordoftheMorning is still the undisputed winner! I love teh Mudkipz!!!

 

[XLII]

I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. -for the guys
I wish you were my integral so you could lie tangent to my curves. -for the ladies
and my personal fav:
DIBS.

 

[Kinzer]

I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. -for the guys
I wish you were my integral so you could lie tangent to my curves. -for the ladies

Mind breaking it down for a ****** like me what you just said?

 

[LordoftheMorning]

LordoftheMorning is still the undisputed winner! I love teh Mudkipz!!!

*takes a bow* ty, ty. That WOULD be an interesting way to start conversation. I'll have to try it some day.

 

[JrdnS]

Mind breaking it down for a ****** like me what you just said?

something geometry related i think.

wanna make out?...
works 90% of the time everytime.

 

[Peeze]

- *Give's phone to girl* "Call me."

You messed it up. You give the phone to the girl and say "i'll call you."

 

[thecatinthehat]

You messed it up. You give the phone to the girl and say "i'll call you."

Doh...you're right.
:facepalm.

 

[mzink*]

Hello. I'm Kris.

That's revolutionary sh*t right there.

 

[Overload]

here are various one's I came up with last night:

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- If I got a nickel for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
- Why don't you come sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
- You're so sweet, you're going to put Hershey's out of business!
- You're so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.

I'm pretty sure I've heard all of those before, liar

 

[Sad Panda323]

Get in the van.

 

[Collective of Bears]

Get in the van.

It'd be more effective if you had a Cadillac and were wearing a purple suit.

 

[Kinzer]

I got candy.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

What's your favorite number? (offers a multitude of possibilities)

 

[NeoCrono]

I stared at yours for half a second before going like this: O_O

So.... I herd you liek mudkips?

I still think that is the best one, I gotta say that one day lol.
anyways here goes one of mines (I haven't made these up)
I've hear that sex is a real killer..... want to die happy? also
Am I cute enough yet, or do you need more to drink? also
Can read your t-shirt in brail?
these are 100% proven to get you slapped lol
also (not sure if this has been said before)
hey girl, show me ya moves!!!!! also
Girl: hey, wanna hook up?
Guy: YES!!
gotta love captain falcon lol

 

[Mini Mic]

*takes a bow* ty, ty. That WOULD be an interesting way to start conversation. I'll have to try it some day.

There are probably 3 ways for that to go:

1. "What?"
2. Girls turns/ moves away
3. "I luv dem"

 

[Kinzer]

hey girl, show me ya moves!!!!! also
Girl: hey, wanna hook up?
Guy: YES!!
gotta love captain falcon lol

Here I go.

You: Hey, wanna do it?

Girl: NO!

You: ...C'MON!

I swear, Falcon is so manly for anything.

 

[XLII]

Mind breaking it down for a ****** like me what you just said?

Derivative and integral are calculus functions. The derivative is used to find the equation of the tangent. The tangent is an equation which when graphed, only touches the curve at one point. The integral is the opposite of the derivative.

 

[The H Kid]

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?


Too awesome. But dont say it.

 

[AlexoftheAura]

Those pants are very becoming on you of course if I was on you I'd be coming too.

try it I dare ya

 

[Kinzer]

Derivative and integral are calculus functions. The derivative is used to find the equation of the tangent. The tangent is an equation which when graphed, only touches the curve at one point. The integral is the opposite of the derivative.

-_- I give up, I only know enough to call out that that had nothing to do with most anything...

 

[Amide]

This one came from my friend and sucks, but it's all I have. Probably unoriginal too

Do you work at Subway? Because you sure just gave me a footlong.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Well, if you want to get laid in chemistry class -

- I know my chemistry, and that sure is one significant figure.

others

- I wanna bag you like some groceries.
- That shirt looks great on you. It'd look even better crumpled at the end of my bed.
- *stares down at pants* C'mon....it's not gonna suck itself!

Alright...I'm stopping before I get banned.

 

[MojoMan]

Hey, did you just fart, because you blow me away....

 

[nakedsnake]

oh oh oh

I want to have intercourse with you
Ooh, ooh, yeah, intercourse with you
Relations
Intercourse with you-u-u-u! _____________________________

 

[Sporkman]

oh oh oh

I want to have int******* with you
Ooh, ooh, yeah, int******* with you
Relations
Int********with you-u-u-u!

The fact you call it that tells me you're not ready.

 

[nakedsnake]

The fact you call it that tells me you're not ready.

The only reason I censored it is because I thought I'd get in trouble if I didn't

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[Overload]

The fact you call it that tells me you're not ready.

It's a family guy reference

 

[Sporkman]

No, it's not.

Arrested Development.

 

[Zook]

So, I hear you have a ******.

 

[Sad Panda323]

^Simple, yet effective.

 

[Collective of Bears]

Me: Let me give you a ride home.

Girl: No thanks, I've already got one.

Me: But is it a... LANDMASTAH!?!?!?!?!?! *Landmaster falls from sky*

Girl: Do me. NAO.

 

[nakedsnake]

Can I touch your boobies? (.)(.)

 

[M.K]

Is it cold in here, or do I have an erection?

xD

 

[OmegaXXII]

Can I touch your boobies? (.)(.)

how is that funny?, if anything that will probably get you slapped.

 

[nakedsnake]

how is that funny?, if anything that will probably get you slapped.

I wouldn't actually say it in real life this thread is for pick lines. Which don't work anyways. So I might as well have fun with it.

 

[OmegaXXII]

^hmm... I see, maybe better pick-up's next time.

Do you want to stand in front of an open fridge because I think you're totally hot. meh, I tried.

 

[Darkurai]

-My pants seem to be too tight now. Mind if I borrow yours?
-You know, your clothes really take away from your beauty. Perhaps you should take them off.
-I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

 

[XACE-K]

-I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

Best pick-up line ever. All girls will swarm to you and want you when you say this.