What are your best pick up lines

[Spork-Ninja-Draken]

Red Wizard needs YOU... Badly ;D (lol Gauntlet)

 

[_Phloat_]

Funny one I do to strangers on vacation.

"Do you like fireworks?"
"Yes"

*Makes firework noise as I slowly arc my hand over her shoulder*.

Another one is funny if they react right...

"Hold this"

*They put their hand up/out*

*Put your hand in theirs*.

Note: I really do this stuff, but it's not like I take it seriously/expect a date out of it... Normally gets a laugh or two and I leave it at that.

 

[The Executive]

"Let's assume I've already introduced myself to you and we've been on several dates and are about to engage in behaviors which must not be named."

 

[The Boss of God]

Never tried asking out a girl.

 

[Jam Stunna]

Hey baby let's ****

 

[Kinzer]

Hey baby let's ****

I find it funny how a senior girl tried to get me to say this in my freshman year...of course I felt obligated to keep my mouth shut like the gentleman I should try to be...

Edit: Oh I figure some people would find this hard to believe...trust me, I was quite suprised...Aren't men suppose to be the one with these stupid pick-up lines?!

 

[nakedsnake]

Hey baby ever seen an Anaconda well mines hungry for some *****

 

[Magik0722]

How bout coming over to my place for some pizza followed by sex?

...


What you dont like pizza?

 

[Chaco]

"That shirt looks becoming on you"

-insert comment here-

"If I were on you, I'd be coming to."

 

[NeoCrono]

"Hold this"

*They put their hand up/out*

*Put your hand in theirs*.

Note: I really do this stuff, but it's not like I take it seriously/expect a date out of it... Normally gets a laugh or two and I leave it at that.

This one works, if you know the girl lol

 

[Veggi]

-Do you want a long, hard single player to satisfy you?

That thread was amazing.

 

[Jheff]

"What time is it?"

Works like a charm…

 

[The Executive]

"....please?"

 

[Kinzer]

"....please?"

"...Pretty please, with some @#$ sugar on top?"

 

[Yuna-Maria]

I wish life was like Mahvel, baybee! You know why? I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
*jazz*

 

[Darkurai]

That thread was amazing.

Good to see someone got the reference.

 

[Mike87]

wanna ****?

 

[the Marronator]

The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word!

 

[Nike.]

Im hanging like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?