What are your best pick up lines

[Negi-Kun]

*Stolen from Peach's Slutty Brawlgasm*

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, want another?

 

[Darkurai]

-Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

 

[Negi-Kun]

-I've never seen an angel fly so... oh wait. That never works anymore...

 

[Darkurai]

-Hey. I'm Gimpyfish.

 

[Negi-Kun]

-Maybe you watch the 1-Up Show.

 

[Darkurai]

-If you give me a ****job, I'll write your sociology paper.

 

[Negi-Kun]

Worst one ever:

Hey do you have any black inside you? Would you like some?

 

[Darkurai]

-Hey, I'm from the internet. You can learn a lot of things there.

 

[Negi-Kun]

-I don't care if you eat termites just gimme a ****job!

 

[Darkurai]

-I have mixed feelings about you. Will you marry me?

 

[Negi-Kun]

-You're built like a steakhouse but you handle like a bistro!

 

[Darkurai]

-Considering all the thousands of things that have a very small chance of randomly happening right now, you could die at any moment. You wouldn't want to die a virgin, would you?

 

[Negi-Kun]

-I know from personal experience just how horizontal a women can get.

Now it's just the worst pick-up line contest.

 

[Darkurai]

-I know a lot about Show Me Your News. </burn>

Now it's just the worst pick-up line contest.

Wasn't it always?

 

[Negi-Kun]

-I'm popular on the internet and I'm named after a Pokemon. I'm a level 78 Darkrai. Wanna go out?
- http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2777837

(Objection requested by FangzV)

 

[Darkurai]

-I'm popular on the internet and I'm named after a Pokemon. I'm a level 78 Darkrai. Wanna go out?

That's 78 level's of pleasure, baby.

 

[Negi-Kun]

-I'm off to some BS charity event for knocked-up teenaged sluts. Wanna come with?

I don't even know if that counts.

 

[Darkurai]

-I have one hour to live. That's just enough time. Let's do it right here.


Some complications may arise when you're still alive an hour later.

 

[Negi-Kun]

-Do you have a map?...because I keep getting lost in your eyes

 

[Darkurai]

-You know what? Let's skip the stupid pick-up lines. Take your clothes off.

 

[Veggi]

-Those are nice shoes, I think they'd look better in my pants.

 

[Negi-Kun]

Oh... C-C-C-Combo Breaker, eh?

-I can't seem to reach the switch. Think you can turn me on?

(You must jump over it.)

 

[Grunt]

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

 

[Darkurai]

-All your base are belong to us. I should move Zig.

 

[Negi-Kun]

-I'm like a CPU, you can turn me on any time.

 

[Darkurai]

-Let me show you my pokeymanz.

 

[Negi-Kun]

-Let me show me my moves.

 

[Darkurai]

-I'm Kolorado, the famous explorer. I heard that you had some unexplored caves.

 

[Negi-Kun]

-The only thing I'm drunk off of is love... and beer.

~Homer Simpson

 

[Darkurai]

-We're going to get banned for this thread. How about we make it all worth it?

 

[Negi-Kun]

-Let me just take off all this heavy gear... to catch you.

 

[Darkurai]

-How about we go post a quick reply?

 

[Negi-Kun]

-So, you're a girl huh?
-I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 women went down on the Titanic.
-So… Can I see your tan lines?
-Can I borrow your library card? Cause I want to check you out.
-Did it hurt… when you feel from heaven?
-You make my floppy disk into a hard drive.

PWNED. Beat all those bad ones.
We really will be banned.

 

[Darkurai]

-The balls are not inert. Wanna see?

 

[Negi-Kun]

-Baby you can Smash my Balls any time you want... LOL really bad.
-You make me wanna go "YES!"

 

[Darkurai]

-Baby you can Smash my Balls any time you want... LOL really bad.

-The balls give me power, and it makes the match more exciting.
-Do you want a long, hard single player to satisfy you?

 

[Negi-Kun]

-We could have a 3 person. We can have super scopes and cracker launchers and beam swords on high. Because

This time it get REALLY long.

 

[Darkurai]

-You know, people tend to share qualities with their mains sometimes. Do you main Kirby?

 

[Negi-Kun]

-I main Sheik.
GET AWAY YOU CREEP

 

[MASTERLINKX]

-i Main Sheik.
Get Away You Creep

I Main Sheik