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Vent Thread- Not enough rage

Pete278

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I was about to get SC2 but I realised nothing could ever take the place of RA2 in my heart, despite its numerous flaws. May it and Westwood rest in peace.
 

Nova

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Ugggggggh I farking hate mania sometimes. Too much energy.
Just. Want. To. Sleep.
Fanatical gardeners in the poultry sanctum.
 

Sirias

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So I'm sitting in bed at around 8.
I can't do anything because my mum rages at me if I get out of bed anywhere before 11-ish.
However I also get raged at for getting out of bed at 11 because it's 'so late'.
Lose/lose.
Anyway, so I get up at 11 today, mum's being stupid, she yells to me from her room:
"ARE YOU GONNA DO ANYTHING TODAY OR JUST SIT AT YOUR COMPUTER AGAIN?!"
I haven't been home for basically 3 days, and I spent 1 day recovering - Monday.
Also my laptop/computer is **** and I can't do anything on it, so I'm not usually ON it...
Anyway, I never talk to my mum, but I look at her, and she's laying in bed, basically sleeping/doing nothing.
Washing hasn't been done.
Dishes are all still dirty.
House is a mess.
And she yells at me to do it all because she's 'too tired'... ... ... from sleeping, all day, every day.
I mean, it happens a lot, but seriously.
...
The ****.

NB: She doesn't work, and hasn't, at all, for the past... 30 years or something.
My dad is the unluckiest dad of all daddy dads.

Edit:

Hmm, I was going to add the other 100 rules I must abide by...
But basically, you get the jist.
She's controlling, and she's a *****, and she's lazy, and she's fat. c:
I want my dad to divorce her already.
But I hate my dad, too, because he's just as bad, except he bashes me, unlike mum who just screams.
Hmmm.....
Instead of complaining I should just move out.
YES!
 

Atticus

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Since there's no ART thread, I invite you all to try and decipher this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY
01[01:27] <+atticx> she opens the can of spaghettios and it turns out to be dirt
01[01:27] <+atticx> and then you know
01[01:27] <+atticx> she basically says everything is meaningless
01[01:27] <+atticx> and puts actions to match the words
01[01:27] <+atticx> nihilism in art
01[01:27] <+atticx> theres your explanation tak
[01:29] <+Tak> hmm ok
[01:29] <+Tak> that explains the mud
[01:29] <+Tak> but the later parts
[01:29] <+Tak> ._.
[01:32] <+DJdekar> that was the most interesting take on life and the world around us
04[01:33] <+DJdekar> thanks atticus, i really did enjoy that video
[01:33] <+Tak> lmao
01[01:33] <+atticx> some of the comments seem to suggest
[01:33] <+Tak> i thought you would enjoy it
01[01:33] <+atticx> symbolism for the bp oil spill
01[01:33] <+atticx> which would also explain the later parts of the video
01[01:34] <+atticx> since bp is basically pissing on the world
01[01:34] <+atticx> thats the beauty of art
01[01:34] <+atticx> open interpretation
01[01:34] <+atticx> what was your take on it dekar
[01:34] <+Tak> i thought it may have had something to do with the bp oil spill
[01:34] <+DJdekar> well i think the inside of her pants represents the lower middle classes
[01:35] <+Tak> the mud was the oil
[01:35] <+DJdekar> its's obvious that the reason she take sso long to open the can )which ill get to) is about showing the everyday struggles of most people
[01:35] <+DJdekar> note the way she stands and struggles when trying to open the can
01[01:35] <+atticx> thats an excellent point
[01:35] <+DJdekar> and when she finally does get it open, she kneels down, showing that the lower-middle class must surrender to the can (which represents the government)
[01:36] <+DJdekar> but of course the can is full of empty, dirty promises
01[01:36] <+atticx> hmm i diverge with your perspective on this point
[01:36] <+DJdekar> wthe governent is a leading cause of depression, i think this is her opinion
01[01:36] <+atticx> i feel the government is too narrow an interpretation of the can
[01:36] <+DJdekar> then the promises and lies and smeared onto the people of the lower middle class, who bleed into space
[01:36] <+DJdekar> i agree, i can see how it could represent other things
01[01:37] <+atticx> the can is life, and all the effort you put in to get reward from it is wasted because all it gives you back is ****
[01:37] <+DJdekar> wow that is something i would never have picked up
01[01:37] <+atticx> perhaps the bp oil spill symbolism and class struggle themes are running in parallel to the underlying nihilism i mentioned initially
[01:38] <+DJdekar> i must have a second viewing, it will be totally different with these ideas in mind
[01:38] <+DJdekar> ahh i think the use of the scissors is intentional
[01:39] <+DJdekar> like a shark on her blu pants, representing the ocean perhaps? which also explains the lower middle class symbol idea i said earlier
[01:39] <+DJdekar> the ocean surrounds us, we are trapped
01[01:39] <+atticx> oh!
01[01:40] <+atticx> better yet
01[01:40] <+atticx> she represents mother nature
01[01:40] <+atticx> her ****** is the ocean
01[01:40] <+atticx> bp cuts through her pants and violates her with their filth
01[01:41] <+atticx> and then our pollution leads mother nature to piss on us via environmental reactions such as global warming
[01:41] <+DJdekar> oh my god
[01:41] <+DJdekar> wow
01[01:41] <+atticx> and we are forced to clean up the mess we have indirectly created
01[01:41] <+atticx> WITH OUR OWN TECHNOLOGY
[01:41] <+Tak> *mind explodes*
01[01:41] <+atticx> such as
01[01:41] <+atticx> her shirt, which she uses to wipe up the mess
[01:42] <+DJdekar> i bet the dirt was really warm and smelly too
[01:42] <+DJdekar> foreshadowing global warming
[01:42] <+DJdekar> the people in the room would have noticed
[01:42] <+DJdekar> i think we need to view this again in person to gett he full experience
[01:42] <+DJdekar> and appreciate this work of art as it was supposed to be viewed
01[01:43] <+atticx> i agree
 

Zero

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[20:26:30] [~kaleidoRuby] well if we go with your mother nature motif
[20:26:40] [~kaleidoRuby] then a reason why she took so long in opening the can
[20:26:48] [~kaleidoRuby] represents the growth and development of technology and science
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[20:27:00] [~kaleidoRuby] and you see how she slowly, but surely, opens the can
[20:27:05] [+atticx] nice contribution
[20:27:09] [~kaleidoRuby] becoming proficient with tools and unleashing the mess upon
[20:27:12] [+atticx] you should have posted this in its own thread
[20:27:20] [+atticx] so we could really encourage people to participate with their own thoughts
 

Sirias

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My mum is as lazy as yours, unless yours has the power to do less than nothing, which is physically impossible.
Not that I wanna compete at how **** my mum is, haha. =/
She's alright.
She makes dad buy me chocolate every now and then.
...
I want a Turkish Delight. C: Mmmm~
 

Nova

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So I was like, picking at my toe, because it's late, I couldn't find the clippers thing and I'm bored.
And all of a sudden the entire nail ripped off.
Which really hurt. :(
 

Leisha

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Owch, that sounds mad painful =/.

So today my photoshop refuses to work on my computer for no apparent reason. Also my msn keeps freezing for no reason as well -.-

-sigh-
 

toki

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I saw this pokemon today was gonna catch it by weaken it with quick attack but the quick attack just had to be a critical hit and it died. I raged and cried for 2min.



I am also starting to gain weight and i am crying.
 

tibs7

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Raaaaaaaaage...faaailco, is so stupidly good, why did they make his jab, lasers, bair, dair and side b all so **** :(, once again raaaaaaGe.
 

tibs7

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Yeh it is lol. Attila just plays such gay characters, snake, ics, and failco. I plan on using him now, he's so easy to use...
 

Nova

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Least he doesn't use Olimar.
Only complete phags use him.

On topic....
There is a ******** pigeon that sits outside somewhere sometimes, squarking, late at night, for several hours.
It's ugh. Have to use earplugs now. :/
 

tibs7

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Well he did use olimar to, back in the day >.>, Attila is quite a douche. I'll **** him next time though, I'll use pika or ic's or just go diddy <3.
 

Attila_

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olimar was TOO gay for me. couldnt keep it up. but i use characters that have high learning curves, unlike some people. that's something that's consistent between my character choices.

and just for the record, tibor did complain how **** captain falcon was yesterday, after losing a few rounds. he just bad.
 

tibs7

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Lol dude falco is ridiculously easy to use. I've shown you that.

And I complained about falcons grab release to knee on wario which is actually pretty silly.......
 
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