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Upstate New York Tournament Thread

hubble

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i clicked on that thinking it would be glass shard themed porn

i was going to call sharky a deviant butttt... it was only a stupid website
 

Sharky

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i clicked on that thinking it would be glass shard themed porn

i was going to call sharky a deviant butttt... it was only a stupid website
took a while looking around to find the point of the site lol. The game is fairly amusing too
 

hubble

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porn is an extension of the survival drive...

i suppose you think survival is stupid aswell huh??

....................
 

Foy

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Modesto at <3
Ight heres the deal, so since I have 2 days off, Im about to write the most gruesome, painful, and hurtful post I have ever made. Its basically about how everyone who outplaced me at RIT tournament is nothing to me but another scrub to conquer.

Melee Singles:
1. JesiahTEG - This is it. This is what we live for, I met you like 7 months ago and now all we do is hangout and party and have adventures, we need to get better. And the only way thats going to happen is mad melee training. Lets do this.
1. Viciouz - ****ing pattern *** mofoing player. All you do with Fox is throw a ***** up and hope to good you can throw out a move that works. If it does, you think you are the ****. Well, you aren't, **** hurts man but you need to get a soul in melee or you wont be going anywhere besides getting second at locals man
1. PikaPika! - So I really want to trash talk on Neil, but i really can't. This dude right here doesn't even play anymore and he ***** face. So im not going to talk ****, more like give you a warning. Next time you are not getting top 3.
1. Cura - Whack *** mofo Eskimos. You got your **** down, but its mostly gimmicks and other BS that pulls you through tournaments. I don't know if you do the same **** in Brawl, but Melee is a different game man.
1. Minh - Another kid i can't really trash. Cause he is the man. Nuff said.
5. K.I.D Goggles - Ya'll know what im going to say, and ill say it again. This kid camps his **** off in most of his ****ing games that he plays, and for some reason it ****ing works. Ganon -> Fair - Melee, Sonic -> Run away like a ***** -> Brawl etc. The list could go on forever.
7. Spamus - Ight so I have to respect this *** right here cause he stomps me out all the time in Tournament.
7. Nightro - You think your Falco is dope man, Ill ditto that **** for $20 all day every day man, ****ing blue ***** bird aint got **** on me.
9. Juni - Dis nigg@ right here is my main man.
9. The General - You know how to play, you just don't do it right all the time, and you know it. =_=
9. DuDu - Think holding the ledge for 8 mins is the cool **** to do. Well its ****ing stupid. Dumb character and a dumb way to play.
9. Beta - You think your fox is technical and cool and ****. Well next time in tournament if we meet Im going to make you cry.
13. Snowman
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13. Silver - **** that gay *** ****ing pink ball **** that you play as. Next time ill DI the upthrow and steal your victory.
13. Zhenkai - Meh, scrub level **** right here. :D
13. Jtam - Didn't play you but I guess you are a cool dude.
17. Sharky - Sharky, you rock, nuff said.
17. Eaode - WHO THE ****
17. Pyro - Aint got **** on me *****.
17. Spin - You play jiggs so i hate your soul
17. A nub - Meh
23. LikeLike - Meh

Anyone can tell you that for some reason when I enter tournaments I play like 20% of my ****ing potential level. At the apartment on the other hand I **** your face, then take your mom out on a date and never call her back.

That said, I, Foy, here by dedicate myself to get better at tournaments so none of you punk *****es get out of line and think you are good.
 

Gaia_x

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I tried to read through your whole post foy, but all i could see was the 1. next to my name.
 

dudutsai

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EDIT: I was being too kind earlier, your post actually bothers me, Foy..

If you think you can get away with johning about dumb **** just because you're troll status, you're wrong. You obviously don't appreciate the amount of work people put into the game. Do you honestly think that playing the game makes you deserving of being a better player? How much time have you spent watching and studying videos of high level players just to learn a matchup? How much time have you spent thinking about the game and its mechanics the same way Jesse and ALL high level players do? You might play a ****load, but it hasn't helped so far, maybe you should try another approach.

You wanna know something? If you were as good of a player as me, you would be playing more consistently well, and you wouldn't john about every loss. If I remember correctly, I 3 stocked and 2 stocked you in tournament without even having to grab the ledge? Get *****

Yeah, I got 9th at this tournament, but you won't hear me *****ing about losing to Jesse and Spamus just because I'm salty. All I have to do is step my game up and beat them next time, something I KNOW you won't be able to do because you are too busy feeling bad for yourself instead of figuring out why you lost in the first place.
 

Zhenkai

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Foy, you wanna go man? huh? HUH!?! Yeah, I'll double knee the hell outta yer Falco like I did yer Falcon!

...yeah, I can't act tough, doesn't work. XD But regardless, was great playin' against ya man, either gettin' my *** beat or somehow pullin' a lucky win outta my hat, it was fun.

Besides, at least I freakin' showed up to the tourney! More than I can say for past like...4? So I'm a scrub that showed up, woot! Wait...****. XD
 

Snowmanthatknows

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Rochester, NY
Foy, once it starts snowing, we're building a snowman at the apartment and keeping it alive throughout the whole winter.

And Dudu, calm down.


I think this is an anti-smoking thing. That's what I got anyway.

I could go for a cigarette right now.


snowman become my perm. teams partner

and main fox

k?
We'll see, we'll see. ;)
 

dudutsai

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Should it not bother me when people attribute my placement to my playstyle and my character instead of my skill?

Step your game up or stay mediocre. Rochester is the john capitol of the world. I'm kinda sad I used to defend you guys so much from other regions, because a lot of you guys just don't get it.
 

TheManaLord

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Upstate NY
Should it not bother me when people attribute my placement to my playstyle and my character instead of my skill?

Step your game up or stay mediocre. Rochester is the john capitol of the world. I'm kinda sad I used to defend you guys so much from other regions, because a lot of you guys just don't get it.
dat troof .

luv hurts
 

JesiahTEG

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Rochester, NY
Alright, so basically the Melee power rankings are going to be updated. Also, beginning next tournament on the 25th, we're going to start a seasonal point system. Every placing gets a certain amount of points, and at the end of the year, there will be prizes distributed accordingly. I've talked it over with Cura, so everyone practice hard for the upcoming tournament!
 

VibeSlyph

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Albany/Troy NY
Alright, so basically the Melee power rankings are going to be updated. Also, beginning next tournament on the 25th, we're going to start a seasonal point system. Every placing gets a certain amount of points, and at the end of the year, there will be prizes distributed accordingly. I've talked it over with Cura, so everyone practice hard for the upcoming tournament!
Inactives should get a handicap ;D. Loljk.
 

Sharky

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I'm about ready to massacre whoever stole my controller at apex, I haven't been able to find a good one since and it's really REALLY starting to piss me off...
 
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