His servants are incompetent? ... Some of them. But he's got an army of them. He can afford to have a bunch of losers because they're easily replacable. It's more of a quantity of quality thing with him.
How is that supposed to change the fact that these idiots cant get the job done? Or how the cause more harm to Bowser's image than good? Having incompetent losers for minions isnt a good look for a king.
As for him only using multiple castles, fortunes, and his kindom in geral to only capture Peach, oppress other nations, and keep Mario at bay ... that's exactly what he WANTS to use them for. If he's using what he has in exactly the way he wants to use it, how does that make him a loser?
Because it all constantly fails in the face of Mario. What part of "failing miserably for over 30 years" dont you understand?
All of these riches, minions, castles all thwarted by a plumber. His sad attempts at marrying Peach thwarted by Mario, driving her further away from him and closer to his arch enemy. Just beacuse he has those things doesnt automatically make him a winnner. Just because hes a villian doesnt automatically make him a winner. What reading im from you is "how losing makes you a loser" lmao.
If you still want to continue this pointless argument pm me.