I think you need to read this post.
Isabelle is a pacifist. Look what's happening in the game now.
If the concept of Shaggy indirectly harming others is incapable to be birthed in your mind, then I guess we can only have our differences. Getting mauled is just a thing in MK, like it or not. Liu Kang was meant to be a pacifist originally, and even in MK1 he was bound to brutal scorching or spine removal.
Ed Boon is at least getting a chuckle out of the joke. If he wishes to see it be possible, then let it be so.