Things you are physically incapable of doing.

[Black Waltz]

Run more than a mile, I can't bend at all, and I'll never be able to do more than like 5 pull ups.

I've never been able to run a mile. It's not that I'm too unfit to do so, but I think I just lose interest in running after a few minutes or so.

I also absolutely can not do a back kick with my right leg because of inflexibility in my left hamstrings.

 

[finalark]

I can't bench anything more than the bar.

 

[Peeze]

I also can't swim, despite living in South Florida.

So basically, if there was a massive flood, I'd be screwed.

Same here, so people always say "How do you not know how to swim and your from a peninsula?"
Cause i live on the land i don't need to swim. I'm not a ******* mermaid.

 

[KevinM]

Walk up to a pretty girl and say hi.

LT edit: come on man.

 

[Teran]

I'm physically incapable of singing decently in any range but treble.

And no, I refuse to ever demonstrate. D:

Btw, I'm 19 and yes my voice is broken.

 

[Jonkku]

I'm physically incapable of singing decently in any range but treble.

And no, I refuse to ever demonstrate. D:

Btw, I'm 19 and yes my voice is broken.

This reminded me once again of the sad fact that I'm pretty much tonedeaf too.

That's why I sing only when I know and have double checked that there's nobody to hear it.

 

[Teran]

I remember one time one time when I was singing A Whole New World in the shower for lulz and when I came out, my brother thought there was a girl in there.

>__>

 

[SuperBowser]

I'm physically incapable of singing decently in any range but treble.

And no, I refuse to ever demonstrate. D:

Btw, I'm 19 and yes my voice is broken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMmaxNV_KAY

???

it starts from the mid section.

 

[Teran]

That's falsetto, I'm slightly higher pitched, lol.

And it isn't particularly forced or strained.

 

[joeplicate]

i hear not a lot of "physically can't do"


and a whole lotta JOHNS

 

[Mota]

I can't fly, but I'm working on it

 

[ToyzSoldier]

I can't see Russia from my backyard, except of I put my laptop in the backyard wtih a picture of Russia on it.

 

[WaffleBlaster]

I can't kill yaks with mind bullets, but I'm up to gophers so cross your fingers! Seriously though, I'm physically incapable of touching the ceiling and reaching high shelves. Yep, almost 15 year old male, barely 5'2''.

 

[Rychu]

I can't believe it's not butter.

 

[Nø Ca$h]

i can lick my elbow

 

[StinkomanFan]

Play Guitar Hero
Exercise for upward of 4 minutes
Focus
Draw well
Not make references

 

[WaffleBlaster]

^
I can't exercise worth a crap, nor draw. I am pretty good at guitar hero though.
Oh, and StinkomanFan, does your name happen to be a Homestar Runner reference? If so, then awesome! If not, please elaborate.

 

[Caleb Wolfbrand]

*high fives Stinko* glad I'm not the only one who literally cannot play/grasp Guitar Hero.

I also cannot draw well and it hurts a lot, because I have too many ideas that words continually fail at describing accurately.

 

[Spandex]

I can't sing to save my life. I can't do a backflip, I can't keep any sense of balance at all (it's hard enough walking on two feet), I can't make a foul shot, and I can't publicly speak in front of other people.

 

[Pikaville]

I can't walk up steps one at a time.

I have to take 2-3 at once.

 

[M.K]

I can't squat down, or sit on my knees. Hurts way too much (I have knee injuries, but these KILL me).

 

[Rychu]

I cannot effectively troll

 

[Pikaville]

^^^Not exactly a bad thing, trolls suck ****.

 

[L__]

I am unable to curve my tongue into a u shape

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

I cannot effectively troll

 

[TL?]

I cannot type.

 

[L__]

when I was little I wish I could have shot kamehameha waves

I am unable

 

[WaffleBlaster]

when I was little I wish I could have shot kamehameha waves

I am unable

Pshh, Galick Gun for the win.

 

[Teran]

^^^Not exactly a bad thing, trolls suck ****.

Not all do, but I guess you got me there.

 

[xLeafybug =D]

I can't whistle, like at all. Besides that, there's no real physical hindrances that I have.

 

[zackey]

i cant touch my elbow with my same hand im a freak lol

 

[Rychu]

I STILL can't believe it's not butter.

 

[Mike G]

I cannot turn down a (reasonable) Challenge.

 

[Segtendo]

I can't do a pull-up/chin-up.

 

[BladeOfHavoc]

I can't write with one hand for more than a minute, or it will seize up and refuse to obey orders.
I also can't walk correctly thanks to my stupid ankles that can bend in any direction you could think of.
I also can' t play brawl fast, but who can?

 

[Dru2]

I can't learn to like Japanese dubs of anime over english dubs (and now i wait for the trolls)

 

[Luigitoilet]

I can't learn to like Japanese dubs of anime over english dubs (and now i wait for the trolls)

What do you mean? You can't watch anime that isn't dubbed with English voices?

 

[Life]

Can't write for long periods of time.

Also a pretty meh singer (IMO at least) despite being a fairly legit horn player.

Can't waveshine in Melee to save my life. In 1/4 speed.

Also easily get distracted. Sort of. Usually I do it to myself.