Things you are physically incapable of doing.

[o-Serin-o]

Push-ups.

I'm double-jointed to hell and it hurts like a ***** to do more than 10 at a time. If I do more, my arm goes to hell.

What about you?

 

[TigerWoods]

*Incapable

And... I can't write straight through for more than two hours without going nuts.

Also, doublejointed-ness doesn't exist though hypermobility does. Both of my elbows are really hypermobile and bend at odd angles lol.

 

[o-Serin-o]

Yeah I know, my keyboard kinda spotdodged into the U.

 

[professor mgw]

Aligator push-ups without wearing any socks on the bear floor

 

[Fuelbi]

Uhhhhh deal any kind of damage?

My muscles are at a point where all I have atm is the bare minimum to just move my bones :/

I really should get back to doing exercise, but laziness

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Uhhhhh deal any kind of damage?

My muscles are at a point where all I have atm is the bare minimum to just move my bones :/

I really should get back to doing exercise, but laziness

Soooooo much of this. I can't even do one push-up.

And I'm not too enthusiatic on weight lifting. Nor is my neighborhood a great place to take walks (its a driveway. its not crime-infested).

 

[Kole]

Soooooo much of this. I can't even do one push-up.

I don't believe you

 

[global-wolf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCk5oPFI8-4

Those thirds... my god.

Also I can't touch my nose with my tongue.

 

[Jonkku]

I can't bend my upper-back.

At all.

It is as literally as possible a physical impossibility for me.

 

[Pluvia]

I can't click my fingers or touch my toes without bending my knees.

 

[Big-Cat]

Some of you need to work out.

I can't whistle on purpose, draw a straight line, and write for more than ten minutes nonstop without cramping.

 

[Laem]

i cant wiggle my ears
HOW THE **** DO PEOPLE DO THAT

 

[Patinator]

I am sad to admit that...

...I can't fly.

...In all seriousness. I can't touch my nose with my tongue or wiggle my ears, for example. Oh, the limitations of human physiology... (Did that sound smart? I think it did :D)

 

[Rici]

Walk up to a pretty girl and say hi.

 

[global-wolf]

Things like wiggling your ears and twisting your tongue you can teach yourself to do. I'm in the process of teaching myself to wiggle my ears and right now I can do it by smiling.

 

[Pluvia]

You can't teach people to roll their tongues.

 

[ook]

I can't go on most roller coasters. the harnesses don't fit


but I CAN do pushups

 

[Pikaville]

Play guitar as fast as I want to

Putting on weight.

Waveshine consistently.

Not rage in CoD.

 

[Seikend]

I can't wink, at all.


And I'm asian too, whenever I try to wink it just looks ridiculous.

 

[Gatlin]

I can't hold my breath for more than 30 seconds underwater. I always feel like I won't be able to come back up for air and I panic, I guess. I am also unable to lick my elbow.

 

[Big-Cat]

I can't wink, at all.


And I'm asian too, whenever I try to wink it just looks ridiculous.

I'm not Asian, but that reminds me how I can't make an angry face without it going into narm territory.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Run more than a mile, I can't bend at all, and I'll never be able to do more than like 5 pull ups.

 

[Lore]

You can't teach people to roll their tongues.

You're right. I've always been able to do it and many other things because I'm missing that small piece of the tongue that connects it to the bottom of the mouth. I have no idea what the name of it is, haha.

Without it, I can touch my nose, twist my tongue, stick it out really far, and (don't do this, you can choke and die if you have that thing) stick it up my throat and up to where I suspect my nose empties out. It tastes kinda nasty up there, though, so I don't do it much.

Now for impossible things... I can't put my foot behind my head. That's all I can think of for now.

 

[mzink*]

A lot of times I cannot open the lids off new jars with my hands no matter how hard I try. Its quite frustrating.

 

[MikeKirby]

Walk up to a pretty girl and say hi.

W in

 

[SharkAttack]

I can't do a lot of awsome stretches. I can't do the splits or sit on my knees and bend back all the way straight.

 

[GoldShadow]

Walk up to a pretty girl and say hi.

You can't teach people to roll their tongues.

Was going to say this. I'm recessive for this trait.

 

[jugfingers]

Walk up to a pretty girl and say hi.

I scrolled past and though you said,

wake up next to a pretty girl, haha


I guess id have to say run for 24 hours in soft sand, although Ive never actually attempted this, Im pretty sure I can't do it.

one day though.

 

[MK26]

inb4givebirth

 

[Big-Cat]

You're right. I've always been able to do it and many other things because I'm missing that small piece of the tongue that connects it to the bottom of the mouth. I have no idea what the name of it is, haha.

Without it, I can touch my nose, twist my tongue, stick it out really far, and (don't do this, you can choke and die if you have that thing) stick it up my throat and up to where I suspect my nose empties out. It tastes kinda nasty up there, though, so I don't do it much.

Now for impossible things... I can't put my foot behind my head. That's all I can think of for now.

I have that thing, albeit small, and I can do all of that stuff except for the last two (don't want to attempt that last one).

I doubt that you'd need some kind of special tongue gene to speak some languages like Spanish or Japanese properly. By that, I mean pronouncing their Rs.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Being nice.

 

[Lore]

I have that thing, albeit small, and I can do all of that stuff except for the last two (don't want to attempt that last one).

I doubt that you'd need some kind of special tongue gene to speak some languages like Spanish or Japanese properly. By that, I mean pronouncing their Rs.

Well, I literally don't have it. There's only a very small ridge within the tongue itself, and that's it. I can post pics, if anyone wants to see it.

Haha, I never learned the R's in Spanish because my teacher was quite lazy. However, I suspect that I could easily learn to do it since I play the trumpet.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

I can't touch mah toes.
I'm so inflexible :/

 

[1048576]

I can't dunk. No hops whatsoever

 

[Luigitoilet]

this part of this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13wM7Iqdzb8&feature=related#t=6m14s

:<

I can sweep pick...but not those formations at that speed. and I've tried a LOT.

 

[Dre89]

1. Exist and not exist at the same time.
2. Be in two different locations at once.
3. Be wrong.
4. Be unattractive.

Just kidding, I'm lying about the first two.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Still cant do pullups, but maybe its a blessing cuz:

o.O

 

[Peeze]

Can't whistle or blow a bubble

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Being nice.

You win this thread sir.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

I also can't swim, despite living in South Florida.

So basically, if there was a massive flood, I'd be screwed.