First Victim: Kataefi
Our very own James Bond
What are the origins of your name?
The origin of my universally mispronounced name is the most dangerous thing known to man and as such I cannot disclose this type of info, sorry. SHAME ON YOU.
How were you introduced to Super Smash Bros?
Well... I think I saw a video review for Melee on G4TV or something similar and never clocked on that I was watching Jigglypuff beat up Mario. And then it hit me - holy **** I really need to get this game. There began smash for me.
How did you find this site?
I was looking for faqs on how get good with Zelda in Melee via Google Search. Gamefaqs would always pop up first but I thought I'd be so much more adventurous and check out the second link instead... I lurked ever since!
Why do you play Zelda?
Nothing like landing a well-deserved LK =D That and the character in general. I'm really into the silent but deadly types (NO NOT IN THAT WAY) - she kinda sorta reminds me of the terminator where she hones in on people and just wants to bully them something silly once she's in. I like that playstyle.
Darkmusician
-Who do you think is Zelda's hardest matchup on paper and why?
It has to be MK for me - too quick, too pokey, too long-ranged for my zelda to do anything about him other than try and bait mistakes.
-What matchup does your Zelda struggle against the most in actual game practice and why?
Aside from MK for the same reasons as above, I'd go for Olimar. The grab is tricky to work around.
-What is the matchup that Zelda players blow out of proportion the most and why?
I'd probably say GnW. But that's personal experience telling me he isn't that bad (yet). I think it's due to Bair walling that he shuts her down bad - but SDI can lend itself well here for LK attempts I find.
-What is your personal best stage as Zelda and why?
I enjoy PS1, Frigate and funnily enough Lylat.
The first being how the stage can be sectioned off by scenery, this limits movement and I think this is decent for my zelda where she wants to be in close and glue herself to the opponent.
Frigate for the music (>.>) and also because I like the layouts. Recovery isn't a problem for me if you DI up for the first parts and use the moving platforms for the second along with the ledge.
Lylat... is just weird. I find it easier to recover here, which is very strange. I think my opponents expect Zelda to take the ledge, and when they realise she's taken the stage, the stage itself is slanted enough to make the cooldown lag at its minimum - and running to reach her at this point is often slow enough to give me some options. That, and there's the platforms and yeah even the ledge is always available at certain slants. I like this stage!
-Do you see Zelda ever getting back into limbo tier ever again? Why or why not?
Not at all, well, not at the state she's found herself in now. I think perception of her now is irreversible. I don't even think representation will do her well either because of this.
Saying that, tier lists should not stop anyone landing LKs.
Half-Split Soul
-Do you have any infractions yourself?
I have 10 million infractions.
-How long do you see yourself visiting SWF?
I haven't actually thought about this until now. I think I'll play this one by ear - or probably when I get bored of smash =p
-Does Zelda really suck?
No she swallows.
-If you could have a face-to-face conversation with any person, alive or dead, who would you choose?
This is a TOUGH question wow! There are literally tons of people I'd want to talk to! Probably a bunch of directors - Tarantino for all the crazy wonderful things... there are some obscure film makers that I'd like to meet. MJ, other big superstars, some animators because I like that type of work, someone waaaay back in the past so they can clue me up on history. I'd love to meet myself as well.
-The world is going to end tomorrow and only you know this! What do you do?
I'd tell whoever let me in on this little secret to stop smoking ****
Bandit
-What is your real name?
Nick
-What's the alcoholic drink of choice? Is it shaken or stirred?
Shaken AND stirred (all over the floor when I've reached that certain 'point') A pint of Guiness <3 I also like Strongbow for its cheapness and the fact you can mix it with anything. Not too fond of spirits at all unless they're mixed - SC Lemonade, JD Coke etc. and black sambuca shots are my favourite shot to have (too sweet to be alcoholic it's ridiculous).
-Is tea time a myth?
Myth? PLEASE! Tea time is a legend Bandit
-What films/shows have you done in the entertainment world?
Nothing major yet lol - baby steps first! I have experienced live TV which was probably the most stressful moment in my life only because you need to be time-perfect, on the dot, and if it ****s up it REALLY ****s up. Recovering from that is hard and bad.
I'm making a short animated film rght now about an orange in a floaty crystallised world. Don't ask!
-At any point, do you feel immature playing a video game?
Not really, unless it's wii sports - everyone lowers their standards when they see me box. If a game I'm playing is immature in its content, I'd have to put myself in that frame of mind to enjoy the game so at this point I'd say yeah I would feel immature.
AzNfinesse
-What is your opinion on America? (lol)
(lol)
-What's your favorite color?
Orange
-One lump or two?
Three!
-What's your favorite sauce?
Houmous
-Is there a Burger King where you're from?
I'd die of food fattening if Burger King wasn't here!
KayLo!
-What's in your refrigerator this very moment?
It's the weekend so... literally nothing. I have orange juice!
-What the last thing you did that made you feel like a bad boy?
Kaylo...
Last night...
You, Me...
Don't you remember when I wh----------------------------
I was a bad BAD Boy
-If you could give Zelda one buff, what would it be?
A wedding dress.
-How did you get into film, and what about it interests you so much?
The whole process is **** fun. Being in control of something and actually making it is very important to me. I can't see myself doing a standard 9 to 5 job but because the industry's so cold... that could definitely happen.
-What games do you play other than Brawl?
Story-intensive ones, or ones that tell a good story. Can't think of things at the top of my head because there's lots to list. I'm really into platformers as well.
And retro games are my biggest timewasters I'd say.
-When the **** are you coming over to the US?
Dear KayLo!,
Where is my money from my donation fund?
- anonymous
x
Auspher
-Do you play any music games?
Bust-a-groove!
-Is Smash the game your the most competitive at?
No Tetris actually gets me butthurt if I lose. I'm super ultra hyper competitive at Tetris. I've yet to lose to anyone when playing 2p Tetris and I don't know how I'd react if I do.
-What is your favorite gaming console?
I don't know! That's a tough question - my megadrive!
Scary
-What's the BBC like?
Well... I'm no longer there atm... I had to showcase my live show there when it was being aired but my uni degree comes first so when I'm done I hopefully can go back and do some more stuff.
-What's your opinion on doing a Zelda PR? Is it good for us?
I think if it's done in good jest then I'm cool with it. Friendly competition is good competition.
-How's the weather over there?
****!
Kyokoro Pamuyo
-Favourite artist/group/band? And your favourite song?
That's really tough - I can't call this one at all. There's different music for different occasions for me.
-What's your computer wallpaper right now?
I can't be bothered to screenshot it but it's a yellow-grey background with the silhouette of a funny bear face.
Ochobobo
-Do you watch Doctor Who?
No because I am doctor who
Veggie
-Why are you so nice?
BECAUSE I ****ING HATE YOU ALL
Icyo
-How did you ever become a mod?
All mods are related to the Queen. Royalty is a priority.
Mr. Eh? Bonus Questions
-Do you have an attractive sister?
As attractive as your face
innit
-Beaten Justice for All yet?
NO BUT... I cheated and got Miles Edgeworth Investigations lol. I've finished Case 1 and I'm very tempted to post spoilers. Edgeworth is MUCH cooler than Wright imo.