Legend of Zelda The Milk Bar [Archived]

[Falcon88]

I'm willing to bet hundreds of dollars that Star Fox 64 will be near the top.

I bet you that Super Mario 64 will be right below OoT and MM.

 

[zaneebaslave]

I bet a hundred moneys that Glover wont be on that list at all.

 

[Spire]

I bet a hundred moneys that Glover wont be on that list at all.

thanks Z, I needed a good laugh.

You can add Space Station Silicon Valley, Milo's Astro Lanes, Chameleon Twist, and Iggy's Reckin' Balls to that list.

Also, check this out: http://www.zeldainformer.com/2010/03/the-curse-of-the-zelda-lover.php?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+zeldainformer+%28ZeldaInformer+News+Feed%29

 

[Phantom7]

thanks Z, I needed a good laugh.

You can add Space Station Silicon Valley, Milo's Astro Lanes, Chameleon Twist, and Iggy's Reckin' Balls to that list.

Also, check this out: http://www.zeldainformer.com/2010/03/the-curse-of-the-zelda-lover.php?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+zeldainformer+%28ZeldaInformer+News+Feed%29

Add Superman 64 and Powerpuff Girls Chemical X Traction to the VERY bottom of that list.

The Zelda Lover's Curse article is actually correct in a few areas, but overall it's pretty stupid. I theorize and look deeper into the games because I enjoy them so much.

 

[SkylerOcon]

I'm going to Disney World for a week, so I'll see you guys next Saturday

Don't blow the forum up while I'm gone Spire

 

[Kintenbo]

Hey, would it provoke you guys if I said that I'm a fan of Tingle? It seems that I see a lot of folk get all down on the guy. Perhaps it's just my tendency to favor the oddballs, but I heard this Tingle hate led to his game not coming to America.

 

[Luigitoilet]

I think there's a Tingle topic. the 100th LoZ Thread. I haven't actually read it so I might be wrong.

 

[Phantom7]

Yes, it is the Tingle topic, and we have quite some interesting discussions regarding Tingle and his oddness going on. You guys should check it out.

Btw, I hate Tingle as a whole, but his MM appearance was epic win. But as for everything else they've done with Tingle (including WW), he's the bane of my existence.

 

[lanky_gunner]

I'm not even gonna dignify Tingle in any way by not posting in that thread.

That's how far my distaste goes for him.

EDIT: Hey Spire, I noticed you keep adding one to your username. You were IV when I left, V when I came back, and now you're VI. What are you achieving to keep adding up?

 

[Scott!]

He leveled up through accumulation of experience points.

 

[Spire]

Yeah LG, different things cause me to "level up" so to speak. Like Scott said, it's kind of an accumulation of experience points. For instance, I changed to Spire VI because I became a Super Mod. That was enough to warrant a name change. Did you know I was originally Spire III?

 

[zaneebaslave]

Give me a pink name! nah, just kidding.

... though seriously.

 

[Phantom7]

I knew he was originally Spire III, but I had no idea why he kept adding one until now. I should have leveled up to Phantom8 at my 1000th post.

 

[Luigitoilet]

I feel you. I should be Luigibidet or Luigihandicappedstall by now.

 

[Spire]

I feel you. I should be Luigibidet or Luigihandicappedstall by now.

Luigilatrine.

 

[Mewter]

I feel you. I should be Luigibidet or Luigihandicappedstall by now.

Luigiportapotty
Stepping up the game!

 

[zaneebaslave]

hahahaha! You did it, Spire!

 

[Clownbot]

I like my pink name because it gives me a sense of individuality among the members that have ordinary names.

I also dislike it because my anal-retentiveness makes me have to use a matching avi to go with it.

...Any LoZ-related pics that go well with a pink username?

 

[Luigitoilet]

Link has pink hair in LttP.

He also turns into a pink bunny in the same game.

 

[zaneebaslave]

The pink Tingle girl from Tingle's Rupeeland

 

[AngryMoblyn1881]

The pink Tingle girl from Tingle's Rupeeland

Lol, she is creepy.

 

[Scott!]

Green names go well with Zelda avatars. So much green in the games, and lucky me, my favorite character is just the right shade. Too bad my main isn't green too though. But I will never main Luigi or Yoshi or something. That would be terrible.

 

[Spire]

Green names go well with Zelda avatars. So much green in the games, and lucky me, my favorite character is just the right shade. Too bad my main isn't green too though. But I will never main Luigi or Yoshi or something. That would be terrible.

You could main Link or Toon Link. How did you not think of them! At least Marth looks like a girl too.

 

[zaneebaslave]

But... but... LUIGI!!!!

 

[Luigitoilet]

But... but... LUIGI!!!!

*high-fives*

 

[Phantom7]

I feel so generic with my boring yellow name...

 

[lanky_gunner]

But... but... LUIGI!!!!

*points to avatar*

 

[Clownbot]

I feel so generic with my boring yellow name...

I believe Smash and/or Classic Blue make ordinary usernames a shade of blue. Switch between skins whenever your current name color seems boring.

 

[AngryMoblyn1881]

Today I thought of something that possably might make sence, so we all know that stalfos are people who died in the forest,yes?then what about arealfos,ad lizalfos,Do youthink it is possible that when zoras die (where ever) they turn into lizalfos?

 

[Spire]

Today I thought of something that possably might make sence, so we all know that stalfos are people who died in the forest,yes?then what about arealfos,ad lizalfos,Do youthink it is possible that when zoras die (where ever) they turn into lizalfos?

Nah, I think those are just races of lizard people. I understand the logic though.

I would love to see a civilized group of Lizalfos with their own tribe/village in say... a jungle further west of the Gerudo Desert?

 

[Ciro67]

What's the longest Zelda game? I know you could've took longer overall on a shorter version since you got stuck more, for example, but I mean overall just with the sidequests and the entire story etc.

I think it's Twilight Princess with the original, LttP and OoT right behind.

 

[zaneebaslave]

I'd actually say WindWaker if you try and beat it at 100 percent. They had longer, harder sidequests than any other game. They had a huge overworld that was almost mandatory to explore. Lest we forget the Triforce quest which took up a whole lot of time! There werent a lot of temples, but they were difficult and long.

Yeah, I'd say Windwaker.

 

[Ciro67]

ok. I wouldn't know about WW since i haven't got far into it and don't plan to go any further.

 

[zaneebaslave]

Do youthink it is possible that when zoras die (where ever) they turn into lizalfos?

Dont know about Zoras, really, but I think that gorons turn into these things when they die:

Know these things? They are at the entrance of Ikana Canyon. At first, I thought these things were silly rocks with big jaws or something. I looked them up recently, however, and noticed that the name "Nejiron" basically means corrupted goron. And when you look back at the creature after knowing that, the silly looking rock creature turns out to be REALLY creepy. What I thought was a big jaw turns out to be the Nejiron's arms and feet curled up in a fetal position, like how a goron would be if he was curled up in their rolling stance.

So... Now these dang things are my favorite enemies.

 

[Phantom7]

Dont know about Zoras, really, but I think that gorons turn into these things when they die:

Know these things? They are at the entrance of Ikana Canyon. At first, I thought these things were silly rocks with big jaws or something. I looked them up recently, however, and noticed that the name "Nejiron" basically means corrupted goron. And when you look back at the creature after knowing that, the silly looking rock creature turns out to be REALLY creepy. What I thought was a big jaw turns out to be the Nejiron's arms and feet curled up in a fetal position, like how a goron would be if he was curled up in their rolling stance.

So... Now these dang things are my favorite enemies.

I don't think they're dead Gorons; they're most likely evil creatures related to Gorons. I mean, they're enemies that attack Link, so they must be living (unless you're referring to ReDeads, Gibdos, Stalfos, or Bubbles)

 

[zaneebaslave]

Well, think about where they are. They are at Ikana Canyon, land of the dead. The only living things in Ikana Canyon are bombchus and... well... Dampe the gravekeeper. And, as I've said, they are caled "Nejirons" which basically means "corrupted goron."

... and when did enemies who attack link have to be living? If I remember correctly, there are a HUGE amount of undead and ghostly enemies in Zelda that attack Link. Are we forgetting poes?

 

[Spire]

Yeah, I think those are kind of "mimic" enemies, just like the mimics in D&D, Final Fantasy, etc. that look like treasure chests but turn out to be monsters. These do the same, but for Gorons. Like the Minjos from Banjo-Tooie. Imagine a false Hylian. You're adventuring around and you come across a creature disguised as a normal person whose identity is revealed once you're too close to escape without being endangered. They're not related to Hylians at all, they're just fiends that are able to take that form.

 

[zaneebaslave]

It doesnt really "Say" that they are mimics. If they were mimics, we would probably see other mimics of other creatures. Of course, it doesnt say it is a corrupt Goron spirit like I'm saying, but it further proves itself by being in only one place in the entire game: The entrance to Ikana Canyon, the land of the dead.

 

[Phantom7]

They don't look undead at all, though. I think "corrupted Goron" basically means "evil Goron" in this case. Undead Zelda enemies are generally skeletons, skulls, or ghosts of some sort. And the fact that Ikana Canyon is the land of the dead is not really evidence that they are actually dead; I think appearance has much more priority over location.

 

[zaneebaslave]

This doesnt look like undead either. It looks like Little Big Planet.