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The Botanical Gardens of the Mushroom Kingdom

Are you awesome?

  • Well DUH!

    Votes: 160 30.8%

  • lolz no I'm a minority

    Votes: 245 47.1%

  • I'm confused :c

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Smoom77

Smoom77

Smash Master
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I never played One, but I've played two for the past forever.

I just installed 3, even though I've had it forever. It's alright.
 
Pikaville

Pikaville

Pikaville returns 10 years later.
Joined
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Kinsale, Ireland
I have 2 with all the expansions on my laptop.

I love making scenarios with 2 MASSIVE armies against each other.

Whenever I play with friends they have this stupid have to be random rule.

I just wanna be Spanish or Japanese. :(
 
Smoom77

Smoom77

Smash Master
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Provo, UT
LOL.

Are there expansions other than Conquerers? I only have that one.

I don't really like scenarios. I like campaign (but my computer doesn't remember which ones I beat so i repeat the same ones :( ) and multiplayer against my family (they all play).

And yeah, random rule is dumb.
 
Xyro77

Xyro77

Unity Ruleset Committee Member
Joined
Aug 25, 2003
Messages
18,116
Location
Houston,Tx
Illmatic. said:
So one night while i was watching interracial ****** amputee porn, the door bell suddenly rang. I got up from my bean bag, put real clothes on(i was wearing a speedo+neck tie ) and headed to the door. To my surprise, no one was there. Just a letter lay in front of me. As I opened the letter, rice fell out. That was a dead give away that RT(damn Asians) wrote it but i read it anyway. It said, "dear Illmatic, would you stick bamboo in my happy place? Love, the guy who trains rockets." Immediately i went to my local Pizza Hut and bought a fully automatic shotgun and headed to RTs house. Standing in front of his door, I knocked calmly. RT opened the door with a smile and said "dear diary, JACKPOT!!!!!!!" I proceeded to unloaded all 700 shotgun shells into his face so that not even god could determine who this pile of bloody meat used to be. Later that day I had ice cream. The end!
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Dude, where is chapter 2? I need more adventures of illmatic
 
z00ted

z00ted

The Assault of Laughter ﷼
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Xyro77 said:
Dude, where is chapter 2? I need more adventures of illmatic
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So after ice cream, I decided it would be a swell idea to return my porn from the sinister lair I had rented it from. I walked home at nite (after eating my delicious poopy ice cream) and decided to grab a "wet one" to wipe the remaining tidbits from my mouth, then picked up the vile cassette and headed out. While walking down the street, I realized that I hadn't picked up my mail so I walked on over to my mailbox and opened it up. To my surprise when I opened my letter, I got this:
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At first, I thought WHAT the FUUUUUUUUUU? But then, I realized it was probably my arch nemesis lloD the timeout King or Ozz (freakin terrorist) playing some sick joke. After that, ANOTHER piece of paper fell out, and it looked like it had been rushed - it read:

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So after that, I literally **** my pants right then and there. I had to walk back home to get another "wet one" to wipe the poopsies from my buttsies and when I was just about to enter my house, there was lil note slid in between the crack from the door to the house. At first I thought "freakin' mexicos tryin to sell me lawn service" but what I saw ... almost made me want to literally **** my pants 25 times over. Not even 77 "wet ones" would have saved me. It read:

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What kind of FOOL would challenge me to a Donkey Kong Country 2 challenge? Yet alone try to KILL me if I didn't accept? Regardless, I was so excited for whatever was about to come, that I ran into my house grabbed the cartridge and literally DARTED down the street to the dirty store. As I was dashing down the street, heart pounding, and sweat dripping down my luscious eyes I was thinking of THIS song (http://youtu.be/zGHQ5iBJkzA) , then I ran into the LAST person I would ever wish to meet at 2:00 AM on a saturday nite. It was freakin De-Angelo's long lost brother, Tyrone Deshaw Brown - and he was PISSSEEEEEED (here's a picture of him if you wanna snitch to the po-po or something):

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"he said yo yo yo yo yo, ima jack u ho" he didn't give a frak what I had, he was even gonna jack my cartridge... well I didn't wanna die right there, so I just replied with what I had learned through my childhood a simple "kbye" worked and I RAN to the dirty store.
I had finally arrived, the whole store was dark, very creepy, and I didnt know what would happend next. I opened the door, walked in, took three steps - when the lights flicked on THIS: [COLLAPSE=""]
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was standing behind the counter. He was even more pissed than DeAngelo's brother and he told me that I would pay for what I had done to RT! The anthrax was all a lie for him to trap me into his lair. He told me the ONLY way for me to survive (because come on, we all know there was no way for me to get out of this after he had already done THIS (http://youtu.be/-e_HkZZHxd8) to me beforehand) was to defeat him in both of our favorite game, DONKEY KONG COUNTRY TWO. I had to beat the game before he did, or he would kill me right then and there. As soon as I started the game, I immediately did this: (http://youtu.be/M6BPSAnOdU4), and he forfeited. He told me that even he could not stand to my mighty knowledge of the game and I was free to leave.

Scariest... day ... ever.
 
deepseadiva

deepseadiva

Bodybuilding Magical Girl
Joined
Mar 11, 2008
Messages
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Location
CO
3DS FC
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Sometimes it's alright. But not most of the time not really.

My god I am tired. I hope stores are open today. Stores are usually open on Labor Day, right?
 
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Elyssa Xey Hexen

Broken!
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Stores are open even on Christmas Day and the eve before Meno. I'd say your likely to find some stores open on a lesser holiday.
 
Spelt

Spelt

BRoomer
BRoomer
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This looks shopped
I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time
 
Smoom77

Smoom77

Smash Master
Joined
Oct 26, 2008
Messages
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Location
Provo, UT
@Peachkid: LOL yes. I probably know more about history from that game than school.

@Tofer: I can't keep from smiling when I see him <3

@CY: get out of here right now
 
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