The Botanical Gardens of the Mushroom Kingdom

[Sync.]

UYeah you're considered lucky if you're in KB's position

 

[Queen B. Kyon]

I used to think id want to be with older men. They seem to be attracted to me. But relationship wise things go wrong since the way I want to do things isn't the same and as fast as them.

 

[Eddie G]

This woman's place is also really decked out. She's got a 65" TV on the living room wall, red/gold satin bedsheets, fancy Italian artistic decor on the walls, and her cooking was ****ing awesome. The ideal woman.

@ Sync- I'm curious bro, are you dating an older woman now or just referencing something in the past?

 

[Dark.Pch]

I used to think id want to be with older men. They seem to be attracted to me. But relationship wise things go wrong since the way I want to do things isn't the same and as fast as them.

You attract older men cause you look like jail bait.

 

[Sync.]

Nah my gf is actually a year younger than me. I used to have an older hook up before her but my gf now is pretty **** so she's like an older girl

 

[Queen B. Kyon]

^ :D
Touch my chest restraining order
Touch my *** 20 years in jail
Touch my **** ether lyfe time in jail or my family kills you.

 

[Eddie G]

Nah my gf is actually a year younger than me. I used to have an older hook up before her but my gf now is pretty **** so she's like an older girl

That's pretty awesome man, congrats on the good find.

 

[Dark.Pch]

^ :D
Touch my chest restraining order
Touch my *** 20 years in jail
Touch my **** ether lyfe time in jail or my family kills you.

Ok that actually hurt a lil...........

 

[Queen B. Kyon]

That's just something me and Hiroi say when we see older men.

 

[Moozle]

Anyone know where there are results for genesis 2? I missed the entire event.

The summer is nearing a close and even though I have a month left. I am quiet depressed.
Then I realized that Moozle is going to my campus. I feel happy again lol

I'm so excited to go to schooooool! What year are you?

Also, the last 2 days were the best 2 days of my whole life. Holy **** I don't even know what to say I just feel so refreshed!

Going out of town for a week brb <3

 

[Sync.]

Thanks KB!

 

[Pikaville]

I guess since we are talking about sex.......

On Sunday I went over to this guy I have been hooking up with Alex's apartment.

His dad, who doesn't know that he is gay was over from Chile and they had been having a big party to celebrate his arrival.

All the couches were filled with sleeping people so there was nowhere to really go at it without disturbing everyone.

We decided that ****ing on the ground beside the bed his dad was sleeping in was the best course of action.

Seriously risky stuff altogether.

Kinda made it better though :3

Note to self though, never dry **** a guy who is predominantly a top, because he will not be able to sit the next day xD

 

[Queen B. Kyon]

^ of course silly the poor guy. His *** must be feeling it. I'm surprised you didn't wake the dad up.

I think my avatar will stay surprised today.

 

[Eddie G]

*shudders*

 

[Two-Ell]

Yesterday was the first day I've used this avi lol. I think I"m going to leave it today too.

 

[Takumaru]

This thread never ceases to amuse me.

 

[Queen B. Kyon]

This thread never ceases to amuse me.

Is it because we are amazing?

 

[ToferTheHuman]

My god, this thread is out of control.

 

[LoliLovesRain]

Anal is only amazing if you're not tense sex stories hmmm I have amazing fun times in bed that is all.

 

[deepseadiva]

My god, this thread is out of control.

Anal is only amazing if you're not tense sex stories hmmm I have amazing fun times in bed that is all.

Spiraling and spiraling.

 

[Supreme Dirt]

/doesn'thaveasexlife

/feelsalittleleftout

 

[Queen B. Kyon]

/doesn'thaveasexlife

/feelsalittleleftout

Nothing wrong with that. Just play pretend like some here do

 

[Supreme Dirt]

Oh like Dark Peach

 

[Dark.Pch]

I remember my first sex experience. This girl in junior high hugged me. When I felt her warm and soft boobies pressed on my body I got...excited. This is when I knew I loved woman and boobies. What made this interesting was she felt the excitment. She let go and looked at me with her face red and giggling. I just stood there thinking to myself ".......DO WANT"

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

I remember my first sex experience. This girl in junior high hugged me. When I felt her warm and soft boobies pressed on my body I got...excited. This is when I knew I loved woman and boobies. What made this interesting was she felt the excitment. She let go and looked at me with her face red and giggling. I just stood there thinking to myself ".......DO WANT"

****

Now it sounds like mine.

 

[Dark.Pch]

Nothing wrong with that. Just play pretend like some here do

Oh like Dark Peach

Your mothers............

 

[Supreme Dirt]

:D

10:D:D:D:D:d

 

[z00ted]

wait........ WHAT THE ****

 

[Seagull Joe]

finally some one understands older women are the bess i had more then 6 cougars in the past 4 years and there my old high school teachers and college prof. lol i dont like younger girls any more they dont know wat to do its like teaching them how to while your suppose to be ****ing kudos and brownie points bro.

You're a damn liar Jerome.

 

[Airgemini]

Just calm down the discussion just a tad, please.

 

[황미영]

I pretend all the time. ;D

 

[Coney]

Anal is only amazing if you're not tense sex stories hmmm I have amazing fun times in bed that is all.

THAT'S IT FOR ME

 

[Two-Ell]

Running away wont help you unsee x3

and you'll be back, just like the rest~

 

[황미영]

No Zak, I suggest you run. If you did see well... Yeah... Just find out for yourself. ;D

 

[Two-Ell]

Oooh, welcome back Kish.

 

[Eddie G]

Wow Loli, put a bit of a clever twist on your words girl. There's a way to get the point across without actually saying it if it's too graphic. But speaking of some backdoor lovin, this chick actually wants me to give it to her. It'll be a first for me, should be fun.

 

[황미영]

Haha, thanks, 2Link.

Make sure to clean up real well afterwards, KB. :I

 

[Eddie G]

Will do!

 

[Supreme Dirt]

0.o

10 omfgwhatamireadings

0.o

 

[Pikaville]

Is that a Dynasty Warriors avatar I see Beef?

Also have you ever thought about the fact that you are sleeping with a cougar might be as shudder inducing to others as what some of the things we say are to you?

No offense or anything