The Botanical Gardens of the Mushroom Kingdom

[infiniteV115]

Not when you cook them properly.

 

[Zatchiel]

Be the man that takes my virginity, V115.

 

[z00ted]

DIE, ALL OF YOU DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

 

[KassandraNova]

Omg ill, my feelings.
:'(

JK we love you and you know you love us. Please get out of the closet. Kthnx

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Ill said he would never get out of the closet as long as he still had feelings for me

 

[z00ted]

I used to love this place.
Now I want to burn it to the ground and wish I never was a part of it.

 

[Alacion]

But the Peach boards are too irresistible which is why you keep posting here

BBQ Goose is SO good. Defs my favourite bird.

 

[~automatic]

BBQ goose sounds great.

 

[Zatchiel]

Goose sounds great.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Sounds great.

 

[Zatchiel]

Great.

 

[Airgemini]

Facebook somehow tricked me into or did something sneaky to get the stupid Timeline. Ugggghhhhhh.

Also, happy birthday Kb.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

It's not bad.
You're just whining.

 

[Airgemini]

Timeline is awful. And perfect for creepers.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Facebook itself is perfect for creepers.

 

[~automatic]

Is anyone else migrating to Google+?

 

[Alacion]

Joined Google+ the day it came out. Used it for one day and never touched it again. My friends gradually followed suit and now none of them use it.

 

[~automatic]

Yeah, I only confirmed 3 requests and never logged back on since no one uses it, lol.

 

[Pikaville]

Facebook somehow tricked me into or did something sneaky to get the stupid Timeline. Ugggghhhhhh.

Also, happy birthday Kb.

AHHHHHHHH.

Same thing happened here.

I tried to cancel the next page loading, which I did, but the damage had already been done.

So me and Seko were going out 1 week on Sunday just gone.

We listened to Craig David's 7 days a load of times lol.

 

[Peachkid]

The nice thing about iPad Facebook, is that it doesn't have timeline~

 

[Fuujin]

So I totally forgot to come into work yesterday (I was sleep) and my manager got all mad and fired me.
Now usually I would make some excuse and say it's not my fault but I guess that kinda was :/

Anyways the sad part is that I wasn't even bothered by it.
My job wasn't really that bad but I still didn't ever feel like going and obviously didn't take it srsly enough to keep it.

And now I'm soooooooooooo tempted just to go back to stripping.
The money for the amount of work I had to do was just so good.
It was like taking candy from a baby yall.
Then I'm almost 21 and I won't have to sneak alcohol in there to get drunk anymore(being drunk make the job much easier imo).

Now this also has me thinking I'm just not cut out for actual work because I'm too lazy for that stuff and I was thinking how nice it would be to just be a sugar baby/trophy husband.
I used to watch Rock of Love and this one girl was talking about how she wanted be a trophy wife but idt I've ever heard of a trophy husband, do they have those?
Then there was that true life episode where the guy was trying to find a sugar momma but he failed miserably at it.

If I had a vagina this would all be so much easier for me

You guys deal with forever alone relationship advice all the time here right?
This is like 10x more important and interesting than that
so what do i do?

 

[Alacion]

Lol @ legal drinking age being 21.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Oh boy, please tell us how your legal age of drinking is younger than the US so then everyone else can join in because we're all soooo interested.

 

[~automatic]

Like anyone who drinks/wants to drink even cares about the legal age.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

My point exactly.
Slowly I am starting to love you, Auto.

 

[z00ted]

Drinking is for ****ies.

 

[Zatchiel]

If I ever drink, it's going to be for the reason of "Ah, what the hell."

OH, and before I forget, here's the guy I mentioned earlier:

Spoiler

<3

 

[Silly Kyle]

Illmatic is a virgin and a straight edge *****

 

[z00ted]

I'm honestly the nicest guy I know.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

You're obviously lying to yourself.

 

[Two-Ell]

Oh boy, please tell us how your legal age of drinking is younger than the US so then everyone else can join in because we're all soooo interested.

This sounds like a Condescending Wonka pic lol

 

[Nordal]

You can't drink until you're 21. But you can die for everyone when you're 18. /governmentlogic

 

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

I believe there are actual reasons for that age. I vaguely remember from health class, people in passing, etc. that your brain is still developing until you hit the age of 25-ish. So, there is probably biological evidence to support that age.

 

[KassandraNova]

I was almost remotely concerned and interested in fujins story until he started talking about wanting to be a stripper. :|

 

[~automatic]

I found that post hilarious.

 

[Fuujin]

I was srs guys.

Not trolling on this one.

I don't think I'm cut out for normal work.

Illmatic where is ur hipster advice youre always giving out???

 

[Zatchiel]

Fujin, I'll be your first customer if you ever decide to go through with the stripper thing. No joke.

 

[Fuujin]

You wouldn't be my first though....

 

[z00ted]

Illmatic where is ur hipster advice youre always giving out???

**** whatever judgement society casts upon the career and become a stripper again.
Especially if it personally doesn't bother you or hinder you in any way.

Do what you want to do, not what you feel as though you're forced to do and you'll ultimately become a much happier person.
Besides, you've already done this and admit to not liking a normal everyday life of an employee - that's enough of a reason for me.

Being lazy usually is related to not having any passion about what you're doing, which should never be involved in a job.

Most people trick themselves into a career because of the amount of money or never really stopping to take the chance and examine what they love. Then they end up hating themselves the rest of their life because of it.
There's no set path of what you have to do, the options are in front of you.. so make your own.

If you're happy being a stripper, be a stripper. If you're happy working at Burger King, work at Burger King.

Life is way too short to run around doing something for someone who doesn't give a rat's *** about anything that can happen to you. If you don't like your job, quit and then find something you do like. You'll probably end up meeting a lot more people you can relate to through this also.

That's basically my advice.

 

[Fuujin]

Illmatic always gives the best advice.