The Botanical Gardens of the Mushroom Kingdom

[Eddie G]

Never any less.

 

[Pikaville]

I love you guys.

Also Tofer he kinda is.

I know he wants a BF, but I think he might want an open relationship. :/

Which I'm not really cool with.

I'm just gonna tell him I really like him and that we should try dating and see where it goes.

 

[Silly Kyle]

what is it lately with all the gay couples with open relationships lately? what ever happened to monogamy...

 

[Eddie G]

Monogamy is for us breeders who are stupid enough to subject ourselves to it.

 

[Pikaville]

I love the term "breeders" hahahahaha.

Makes straight people sound like a type of alien.

I can hear Marcus Fenix from Gears of War now.

"BREEEDERRRRRR!"

 

[Queen B. Kyon]

what is it lately with all the gay couples with open relationships lately? what ever happened to monogamy...

My relationships are always closed. If the other person wants open... *kicks out the door*

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Breeders is also a gay word.
Used to call those boys who like men to *** in their *****.

 

[Eddie G]

That...doesn't even make sense. At least adopt a word or phrase that would fit that description better, like *** dumpster. Actually, that applies a little too well.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

They call them breeder boys because the man is "breeding" them with his ***.
I don't make these things, look it up.

 

[z00ted]

what do these asterisks mean

 

[Eddie G]

It's that special stork juice that makes babies.

Or pleases nymphos.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Nothing little boy, grown men are talking.

 

[KassandraNova]

Hahah breeders. Hahaha
Whatever. I'm totally gay.

 

[Eddie G]

About as gay as a chick kissing her girlfriend at the bar to keep the fiendish dudes away.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Pretty sure even then they'd hound her.
Straight boys are dogs.

 

[Eddie G]

Pfft, gay guys are just as bad.

 

[Silly Kyle]

That's cuz you have **** vs **** and not **** vs *****

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Gays are just as bad because they both want sex, as opposed to straight boys and a girl.

 

[Eddie G]

Exactly, and I envy all of you for that. Us straight cats have to weave through all of this estrogen-induced bull**** before we can make any real progress on a prospect. And even then, we have to worry about birth prevention on top of the concerns we have in common with you gay fellows.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Yeah, being straight is lame.
Just cross over KingBeefCake, just for the sex

 

[Dark.Pch]

Hahah breeders. Hahaha
Whatever. I'm totally gay.

Well you do go out with a person name kelly so.....

 

[Eddie G]

It's not a choice you dip****. LMAO

And most men lack the sensual curves that women possess, especially while looking down from behind.

 

[JigglyZelda003]

Exactly, and I envy all of you for that. Us straight cats have to weave through all of this estrogen-induced bull**** before we can make any real progress on a prospect. And even then, we have to worry about birth prevention on top of the concerns we have in common with you gay fellows.

My ex had all that estrogen induced bs, it was like a mood swing every 5 minutes. eternal PMS. only thing i had to not worry about was pregnancy :V

 

[Silly Kyle]

Please choose to be gay!!

 

[Nordal]

Oh look, we're talking about this again.

 

[Zatchiel]

And I like where this is going.

 

[KassandraNova]

That's cuz you have **** vs **** and not **** vs *****

There's too many *'s in this post. Lmao
Girls like sex as much as guys, they just have to hide it because otherwise society calls us *****s. Lmao
Also we can get pregnant so we gotta watch our *****.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

It's not a choice you dip****. LMAO

You obviously have not heard the church talk about gays.

 

[z00ted]

im a virgin and so is smoom, so this is very uncomfortable for the both of us

 

[ToferTheHuman]

It's not shocking that Illmatic is still a virgin.
Sex is too mainstream for him.

 

[Silly Kyle]

lol @ virgins

 

[Fuujin]

im a virgin and so is smoom, so this is very uncomfortable for the both of us

Me too TBH.

Waiting for the right 1.

 

[Sarix]

Waiting for the right 1.

My line of thinking exactly.

 

[Zatchiel]

Oh... You've already got one to your left, I'm assuming, eh Fujin/Sarix? You want two bad ones to seal the deal?
I see y'all.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

I waited for the right one, and he was indeed the right one.

 

[KassandraNova]

Ah, I woke up at 3pm today, and I gotta get up at 6:30 am for work tomorrow, it's 12:30 and im not sleepy at all. :X
Damnit.

 

[Zatchiel]

I can make you tired, Nova, lol. (:

 

[Eddie G]

It's not shocking that Illmatic is still a virgin.
Sex is too mainstream for him.

This post slayed me. LOL

 

[Pikaville]

I waited for the right one, and he was indeed the right one.

I sure didn't.

But the way I see it I'll just be able to sex up "the right one" even better after all this practice.

 

[Alacion]

I don't think I'll ever find the one for me


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