payasofobia
Smash Champion
Dangit.
I'll show just a lil more Smash is not canon proof before giving up.
Give me some more time JOE!
I'll show just a lil more Smash is not canon proof before giving up.
Give me some more time JOE!
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Not gonna lieTherefore...
The ICs just fell of the mountain.
:ouch:
he's a turtle/dragon thing, his shell is directly connected to his ribcage changing how his lungs work.yeah, ganon would get out, bu if pushed to the point of where he'd need to use that painful fire, he'd probably be **** ready to take advantage
also, would ganon see it coming? theres no dramatic "take a breath" build up, its just an exhale taht then ignites...his eyes would be ****ed at least....
I can't accept that a bimbo with no training or effective weapons could defeat 2 characters at the same time, becasue smash, that is is the pinnacle of uncanonical, made by a completely different company with a completely different director, says that they look like kids.Payasofabia, Why do you like the ICs so much?
Or hate Peach so much?
o_O
That made me lolirl.I can't accept that a bimbo with no training or effective weapons could defeat 2 characters at the same time, becasue smash, that is is the pinnacle of uncanonical, made by a completely different company with a completely different director, says that they look like kids.
Anyway, writing my last argument for this MU. Hope it works.
spikes and studded areas will make it inaccurate....true, but to spit out fire like that, you'd need to inhale obviously, a soft spot would make it more obvious.
also want to point out. Since he's got turtle-like qualities, and his shell is connected to his spine (only way it could attach), spinal damage will kill bowser.
5-6ft long Greatsword will pierce straight to the spine of bowser (unless other more important organs get in the way)
and the soft-spot ain't making bowsers chest get any more protective.
What sword are we using?true, but to spit out fire like that, you'd need to inhale obviously, a soft spot would make it more obvious.
also want to point out. Since he's got turtle-like qualities, and his shell is connected to his spine (only way it could attach), spinal damage will kill bowser.
5-6ft long Greatsword will pierce straight to the spine of bowser (unless other more important organs get in the way)
and the soft-spot ain't making bowsers chest get any more protective.
Shells are made of scatesspikes and studded areas will make it inaccurate....
and wouldnt the shell be too thick/hard at that size for a 1-hit break?
Ehh...Shells are made of scates
Keratin, ya know the stuff ur fingernails are made out of, and thats the back, front is the same just the thickness is less, soft spot even less than the skin, frontal stab could reach the spine, if not he's bound to hit a lung/heart.
if he directly breaks pierces a bone in the spinal cord or gets his blade inbetween two bones it will release spinal fluid.
and that's a slow, painful, death.
first he becomes paralyzed, everything will become paralyzed, soon after his nervous system will start to deteriorate, and his brain will slowly cease to function.
I watch too much Fringe. lolEhh...
Sam, that's evil.
there has to be another way to do this. >_>
And how come we can't just cut off his head again? lol
bowser has a metal collar, beheading aint happenenign
also, i was talking about a stab thr the shell
I talked about the shell in the first 2 lines.Shells are made of scates
Keratin, ya know the stuff ur fingernails are made out of, and thats the back, front is the same just the thickness is less, soft spot even less than the skin, frontal stab could reach the spine, if not he's bound to hit a lung/heart.
if he directly breaks pierces a bone in the spinal cord or gets his blade inbetween two bones it will release spinal fluid.
and that's a slow, painful, death.
first he becomes paralyzed, everything will become paralyzed, soon after his nervous system will start to deteriorate, and his brain will slowly cease to function.
EDIT:
xeph- OoT ganon isn't tournament worthy why use him?
much better
Interesting how you entirely missed the point of what I said. Not all animal's only form of attack is charging and biting.Which he'd actually be a fusion of, that and the turtle.
and lol, they both rush in and attack interesting ain't it?
The shell in the end still slows him down alot, turtles will always get slowed down by it.
Oh, so they're the same size as carrots and eggplants, bigger than seals, and about the same size as polar bears? They are too similar in height =/
The only time I've seen Brawl mess up big time with character models was when a character was too big (arguably Bowser) or too small (Olimar), but they still made the character images presice enough, if they were scaled down, they sould have been a lot bigger, I would belive it if you said they were scaled up though =/
Beside we can't go assuming things just because other games didn't look like that.
Besides, you're right when you said they couldn't show size properly, that could be an argument against them though.
Just show me where the developers canon said the ICs were two buff adults and I'll drop it =/
I still think you have yet to prove anything about the ICs
Neither is a game mechanic, it's part of the game equiptment that may or may not be unusual.dont bring that game up, that is a game mechanic, much liek how her emotions cause fire and stuff.
Wait what?as for bowser's intellect vs ganon: the only way it'd help in a fight like this is if ganon set a trap beforehand....which wouldnt be happening due to no foreknowledge between fighters.
You can be 3x as smart as a wild animal attacking you, but what good will it do if thay have size, stength, and claws over you?
*bro-fists*:D
Huzzah!
@Xeph
That may be true, but not at that age.
No.1)Arguments that make this point null.
1) Never in canon has it said that they are 2 young kids. They have only EVER appeared in one canon game, and you could say, with logic, that they are as big as a normal human when comparing them with polar bears.
They are 3/5 as big as a male polar bear, which are 11 ft high when standing.
That's 3.35 meters high.
3/5 is 2 meters high. That's as big as ganon.
If that is not enoguh and you argue that they look like kids in Brawl, so they MUST be kids, there is this:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtisticAge
You proved they are bombs with FUSES.2) Peach's grenades (in fact, primitive grebades) were made specifically to burn ships and the like. They are VERY innefective against infantry. The only way they could kill if it the climbers caught on fire and did nothing about it.
And I already proved that Peach's grenades are primitive bombs.
Then why do their heads have the same proportions?3) Their bad proportions:
That's their coats.
Such as someone, polar bears standing being so close to the size of a bird, or a seal sitting down? Or was that the other way around? =/Just like those eggplants have eyes, or how they grow on extemely cold places like the summit of mountains, where no plants should live. Or how they grow without this:
That's an unrealistic aspect of the game that we should ignore.
Do they mess with other smash characters design? because every other smash character look a lot like they do in thier video gamesAnd I ask you the same thing: where is the proof that they are kids?
Its between deciding to use smash as a reference, even though they change lots of things about the characters and was made by a different developer and team, or with the original game, made by the original creator and team and where with a little logic you can tell their general stats.
Neither is a game mechanic, it's part of the game equiptment that may or may not be unusual.
A parasol having a sharp tip is unusual, but it's not unrealistic.
On the other hand, emotion-based magic IS.
Wait what?
Firstly, bowser has a large enough head for it to be possible for him to be intelligent.
Secondly, they have to find each other, if one has the advantage in finding the other, then they can set a trap (see: Ninja vs. Spartan).
Secondly, intellect is ALWAYS an advantage, it allows you to detect patterns and recognize limitations. The problem is it may not be enough.
*bro-fists*
See, told you you guys we were right.
My ability to stumble onto the right side while being tenacious and having a ton of knowledge (but sucking at actually debating) triumphs again!
No.
Check the ice climber's boxart, their features are child-like that's just an unrealistically small polar bear.
If nothing else, their proportions are only REMOTELY POSSIBLE with a young child.
Namely head to body height.
You proved they are bombs with FUSES.
There are many ways to make a modern bomb that includes a fuse, just not a grenade.
Then why do their heads have the same proportions?
Neither is a game mechanic, it's part of the game equiptment that may or may not be unusual.
A parasol having a sharp tip is unusual, but it's not unrealistic.
On the other hand, emotion-based magic IS.
Wait what?
Firstly, bowser has a large enough head for it to be possible for him to be intelligent.
Secondly, they have to find each other, if one has the advantage in finding the other, then they can set a trap (see: Ninja vs. Spartan).
Secondly, intellect is ALWAYS an advantage, it allows you to detect patterns and recognize limitations. The problem is it may not be enough.
*bro-fists*
See, told you you guys we were right.
My ability to stumble onto the right side while being tenacious and having a ton of knowledge (but sucking at actually debating) triumphs again!
No.
Check the ice climber's boxart, their features are child-like that's just an unrealistically small polar bear.
If nothing else, their proportions are only REMOTELY POSSIBLE with a young child.
Namely head to body height.
You proved they are bombs with FUSES.
There are many ways to make a modern bomb that includes a fuse, just not a grenade.
Then why do their heads have the same proportions?
I would like to say that Andean condors are really big.
Such as someone, polar bears standing being so close to the size of a bird, or a seal sitting down? Or was that the other way around? =/
Do they mess with other smash characters design? because every other smash character look a lot like they do in thier video games
Just like those eggplants have eyes, or how they grow on extemely cold places like the summit of mountains, where no plants should live. Or how they grow without this:
That's an unrealistic aspect of the game that we should ignore.
And I ask you the same thing: where is the proof that they are kids?
Its between deciding to use smash as a reference, even though they change lots of things about the characters and was made by a different developer and team, or with the original game, made by the original creator and team and where with a little logic you can tell their general stats.
*Doesn't care about that*Salem your trying to fight a battle you won't win
I have read this thread since the beginning, and all I can say is you won't win this.
bowser was recently proven to be rather light for his size.*Sigh*
Fire is barely an advantage...
Actually... it's a disadvantage cause he basicly destroys himself more with it.
He rather not use it at all unless he wants to die.
And all that has been shown in the games, in real life it's gonna be much MUCH diffrent.
Also bowser has always been shown to be dumb, trying to change his intellect SUDDENLY is just calling for me to say somebody's cheating and i'll start to SUDDENLY ignore and go on with a more correct post.
Dragons aren't proven real besides the Komodo Dragon which is barely a real one, He'd have acid cause in REAL LIFE no such animal hybrid will be able to breath fire SUDDENLY.
Nothing can actually breath fire in RL unless with some kind of help with something.
Fire breathing animals will simply not be real.
Also Bowser's arms aren't really protected so Ganon can cut off his arms first and then go for the head.
Ganon actually has sword range to help him here so he can actually chip away at weak parts on Bowser, don't forget Ganon is also faster which should'nt be a problem for him to dodge Bowser's struggling attacks due to Bowser's weight holding him back.
Bowser can barely do anything. >_>
Japanese box art, all others are irrelevant, the country of initial release is what matters. Rereleases are retcons.Anyway, first point:
You mean this boxart?
I would like to show you multiple instances of boxarts differing from countries.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/image/587505.html?box=2696
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/image/587505.html?box=59517
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/image/587505.html?box=81043
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/3/925583_61404_front.jpg
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/3/925583_94826_front.jpg
http://rpgfan.com/pics/guardians-crusade/box-japfront.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9e/Guardian'sCrusadeCover.jpg
http://media.strategywiki.org/images/thumb/3/30/Rockman_FC_box.jpg/250px-Rockman_FC_box.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.nintendowiifanboy.com/media/2008/09/boxart-mm1-eu.jpg
The european box art may be as uncanonical as smash.
Depends, some of them can, some of them can't, but you have no idea how long I've been waiting for people to call "lolphail" on some of them (can't do all the work, can I?).As for the proportions: take into consideration that many characters have weird body proportions in this thread:
Prime examples are bowser, who wouldn't even exist IRL, the mario characters, the Donkey Kong characters who have extremely weird proportions compared to their IRL examples, Ness, Lucas, the spacies, previously Toon link, Sonic and quite a bit more characters.
And we still treated those characters like they would work IRL, their skewered proportions taken out because of flexibility.
Again, sharing attributes =/= same thing.And, about the bombs, when they blow up in the game, they produce a distictive spark of fire which Byzantine bombs are known to work.
They also have the same shape and colour.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/Liquid_fire_granades_Chania.jpg
Armor doesn't help when the force of the blow can still break your bone >_>*Doesn't care about that*
Ganon has sword advantage.
Armor Advantage.
Smart's Advantage.
and Bowser has...
Claws Advantage.
Defense Advantage.
FireAcid Advantage.
What are you talking about?
I'll give you more recent examples then:stuff
Armor doesn't help when the force of the blow can still break your bone >_>
Ganon only really has the sword, and smarts advantage.
Bowser has just has a much easier time killing Ganon then Ganon has killing Bowser =_=
I actually read this thread Salem, and I read it >_>@JOE!:
Yes, acid would be better but it would still drain him a bit and getting rid of such fluids is dangerous still.
He'd at the least be tired.
@Mr. notice me posting here: And the armor helps... >_>
If he didn't have it he'd be dead from almost any blow from him.
We also don't know what kind of armor ganon has, depending on what type it is he could possibly withstand hits from Bowser.
They're basicly even, Bowser just has diffrent ways to kill ganon which really doesn't matter cause you only can kill somebody once, meaning you pretty much only have one way in that moment to kill somebody.
I am basic my arguments on solid things, if you knew anything about Sea-Turtles, you would know why I made that argument.*Sigh*
Fire is barely an advantage...
Actually... it's a disadvantage cause he basicly destroys himself more with it.
He rather not use it at all unless he wants to die.
And all that has been shown in the games, in real life it's gonna be much MUCH diffrent.
Very wrong, Bowser has been shown to be intelligent, if he were dumb as you say, he wouldn't try to kidnap Princess Peach because he wouldn't know HOW to go about it in any particular manner in the first place. The fact he is able to concoct such schemes shows he has intelligence.Also bowser has always been shown to be dumb, trying to change his intellect SUDDENLY is just calling for me to say somebody's cheating and i'll start to SUDDENLY ignore and go on with a more correct post.
Yet you just saying so does not make it entirely true. The closest fire breather on the planet is an insect: the Bombadeer Beetle. When it is threatened, it squirts a hot liquid out of it's abdomen that is nearly boiling point (200˚F), yet it doesn't kill itself in this practice. because it does not sprout from vital organs of course.Dragons aren't proven real besides the Komodo Dragon which is barely a real one, He'd have acid cause in REAL LIFE no such animal hybrid will be able to breath fire SUDDENLY.
Nothing can actually breath fire in RL unless with some kind of help with something.
Fire breathing animals will simply not be real.
The armor on Ganondorf is heavy, he is slow like Bowser, not lightning quick compared to him. That is a load, and oh so wrong. If Bowser's weight weighs him down, so does Ganondorf's armor and his own weight.Also Bowser's arms aren't really protected so Ganon can cut off his arms first and then go for the head.
Ganon actually has sword range to help him here so he can actually chip away at weak parts on Bowser, don't forget Ganon is also faster which should'nt be a problem for him to dodge Bowser's struggling attacks due to Bowser's weight holding him back.
He can crush Ganondorf; break his bones; crush his head; snap his neck; crush his head between both hands; fall backward on him and have the spikes crush Ganondorf; swat the sword out of his hand (He has a much higher physical strength); impale him on his claws, etc, etc, etc, ad nauseum.Bowser can barely do anything. >_>