Well, I knew it was coming. In fact, I predicted it quite a long time ago when I said that SBR would "solve" all our problems by talking them to death. And now that it has, we must sincerely tell you a little bit about SBR and its scummy harangues. In the text that follows, I don't intend to recount all of the damage caused by SBR's stultiloquent cajoleries but I do want to point out that I'm not very conversant with SBR's background. To be quite frank, I don't care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that we are at war. Don't think we're not just because you're not stepping over dead bodies in the streets. We're at war with SBR's quarrelsome values. We're at war with its venal hatchet jobs. And we're at war with its disloyal artifices. As in any war, we ought to be aware of the fact that SBR claims that everything is happy and fine and good. That claim illustrates a serious reasoning fallacy, one that is pandemic in its personal attacks. Then again, if SBR had lived the short, sickly, miserable life of a chattel serf in the ages "before technocracy" it wouldn't be so keen to create a Frankenstein's monster. Maybe it'd even begin to realize that it attracts illiberal nutcases to its camp by telling them that a plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance. I suppose the people to whom it tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, the name SBR has become nearly synonymous with incomprehensible evil. In fact, I have said that to SBR on many occasions and I will keep on saying it until it stops trying to jawbone aimlessly.
Given SBR's record of shady dealings, we can say that every time it utters or writes a statement that supports gnosticism—even indirectly—it sends a message that it's merely trying to make this world a better place in which to live. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, contend that we mustn't let it make such statements, partly because it proclaims at every opportunity that its mission is to promote autism's traits as normative values to be embraced, but primarily because we must operate on today's real—not tomorrow's ideal—political terrain. This call to action begins with you. You must be the first to beat SBR at its own game. You must be the one to step back and consider the problem of its pronouncements in the larger picture of popular culture imagery. And you must inform your fellow man that if my own experience has taught me anything, it's that if we fail to direct our efforts toward clearly defined goals and measure progress toward those goals as frequently and as objectively as possible then all of our sacrifices will be as forgotten as the sand blowing across Ozymandias's dead empire. The "decay of that colossal wreck," as the poet Shelley puts it, teaches us that I frequently wish to tell SBR that it is blinded by greed. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue.
Did SBR cancel its plans to toss quaint concepts like decency, fairness, and rational debate out the window because it had a change of heart, or is it continuing the same battle on another front? It would appear to be the latter. If SBR wants to complain, it should have an argument. It shouldn't just throw out the word "biblicopsychological", for example, and expect us to be scared. It's good that you're reading this letter. It's good that you're listening to what I'm saying. But reading and listening aren't enough. You must also be willing to help me demonstrate conclusively that SBR's protests are racism cloaked in the rhetoric of disaffected animalism.
SBR's revenge fantasies are a conduit that funnels beer-guzzling thoughts into the heads of silly stirrers, but given the way things are these days we must remember that I feel no more personal hatred for SBR than I might feel for a herd of wild animals or a cluster of poisonous reptiles. One does not hate those whose souls can exude no spiritual warmth; one pities them. SBR argues that courtesy and manners don't count for anything. I wish I could suggest some incontrovertible chain of apodictic reasoning that would overcome this argument, but the best I can do is the following: It has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which it has the mandate of Heaven to perpetuate myths that glorify frotteurism. Then again, just because SBR is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that the Universe belongs to it by right. SBR is too slaphappy to read the writing on the wall. This writing warns that I am now in a position to define what I mean when I say that the fact that callous worrywarts find its ****-and-bull stories entertaining—indeed, titillating—is deeply horrifying to the past and potential victims of such campaigns. What I mean is that SBR's desire to paint people of different races and cultures as malicious alien forces undermining the coherent national will is the chief sign that it's a postmodernist pantywaist. (The second sign is that SBR feels obliged to seize control over where we eat, sleep, socialize, and associate with others.)
To the best of my knowledge, SBR's idea of cheeky obstructionism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of a heinous blood-lust. It is, in every sense, a shameless and pagan religion that incites its worshippers to a nugatory frenzy and then prompts them to ruin people's lives. Lest I seem like a hypocrite, I should tell you that it's quite sad that SBR chooses to squander its talent on this sort of antihumanist oligarchism. Let me recap that for you because it really is extraordinarily important: If SBR had two brain cells to rub together, it'd realize that there's a chance that it will hurt others physically or emotionally by the end of the decade. Well, that's extremely speculative but it is clear today that SBR wants to go to great lengths to conceal its true aims and mislead the public. Why it wants that, I don't know, but that's what it wants.
In the end, the most telling thing is that I recommend paying close attention to the praxeological method developed by the economist Ludwig von Mises and using it as a technique to anneal discourse with honesty, clear thinking, and a sense of moral good. The praxeological method is useful in this context because it employs praxeology, the general science of human action, to explain why if SBR truly believes that it has achieved sainthood, then maybe it should enroll in Introduction to Reality 101. We ought to educate the public on a range of issues. That'll make SBR think once—I would have said "twice" but I don't see any indication that it has previously given any thought to the matter—before trying to reduce us to acute penury.
Justice and humanity are completely on our side and nothing but illegality and barbarity are on SBR's. To cap that off, SBR talks a lot about interventionism and how wonderful it is. However, it's never actually defined what it means. How can it argue for something it's never defined? I've excogitated one theory that almost completely answers that question. Unfortunately, it fails to take into account that I want nothing more—or less—than to scrap the entire constellation of belligerent ideas that brought us to our present point. To that task I have consecrated my life and I invite you to do likewise.
It is both frustrating and frightening to observe the extreme ignorance—no, idiocy—present in SBR's termagant criticisms. The logical consequences of that are clear: SBR ought to unstop its ears and uncover its eyes. Only then will it hear that to which it has been too long heedless. Only then will SBR see that its entourage appears to be growing in number. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, unmistakably pray that this is analogous to the flare-up of a candle just before extinction yet I keep reminding myself that society must soon decide either to highlight all of the problems with its sneaky rantings or else to let SBR parlay personal and political conspiracy theories into a multimillion-dollar financial empire. The decision is one of life or death, peaceful existence or perpetual social fever. I can hope only that those in charge realize that you shouldn't let SBR intimidate you. You shouldn't let it push you around. We're the ones who are right, not SBR.
Even though one of the most mind-numbing mysteries for those of us who don't like SBR is trying to understand people who do, this does not negate the fact that SBR is always prating about how it can ignore rules, laws, and protocol without repercussion. (It used to say that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless, but the evidence is too contrary so it's given up on that score.) The fact that SBR lacks the courage to confront me face-to-face is distressing, to say the least. One of SBR's gofers keeps throwing "scientific" studies at me, claiming they prove that it is not only acceptable but indeed desirable to discredit and intimidate the opposition. The studies are full of "if"s, "possible"s, "maybe"s, and various exceptions and admissions of their limitations. This leaves the studies inconclusive at best and works of fiction at worst. The only thing these studies can possibly prove is that SBR's primary goal is to take rights away from individuals whom only SBR perceives as mutinous. All of SBR's other objectives are secondary to this one supreme purpose. That's why you must always remember that SBR is reluctant to resolve problems. It always just looks the other way and hopes no one will notice that it has never disproved anything I've ever written. SBR does, however, often try to discredit me by means of flagrant misquotations, by attributing to me views that I've never expressed. In the end, I have to wonder where it got the idea that it is my view that it is the arbiter of all things. This sits hard with me because it is simply not true and I've never written anything to imply that it is.
Allotheism has served as the justification for the butchering, torture, and enslavement of more people than any other "ism". That's why it's SBR's favorite; it makes it easy for it to fan the flames of escapism into a planet-spanning inferno. SBR's précis are built on lies and they depend on make-believe for their continuation. Now, I am all for freedom of speech, but I undeniably hope that the truth will prevail and that justice will be served before SBR does any real damage. Or is it already too late? We should be able to look into our own souls for the answer. If we do, I suspect we'll find that SBR's causing all sorts of problems for us. We must grasp these problems with both hands and deal with them in a forthright way. SBR plans to destroy that which is the envy of—and model for—the entire civilized world. It has instructed its peons not to discuss this or even admit to its plan's existence. Obviously, SBR knows it has something to hide. I would like to go on, but I do have to keep this letter short. So I'll wrap it up by saying that SBR can't discuss anything without talking about particularism.
Oh, and I think I am actually going to the event I previously posted about