So Cal Rap 2009, Step It Up Son!!

[DieSuperFly]

So back in the melee days there was a rap battle on the power rankings thread to see who was the best smash rapper in so cal. I'm bringing it back to see what crazy stuff so cal can come up with.

To get things started heres some examples from the last rap battle:

#1

MaNgo is the best
YOu cant even Contest
That Fact that hes better than the rest.
Hell down b - you
Make u feel blue
SAY ****
And Ask Is that on Tape?

(Written By Mango)

#2

Teba's D!CK.
it is really slick.
i tried to grab it....
and squeeze my fist.
but it slipped.
i lost my grip
because the teba D!CK is too slick.

Tebas head.
is so bigs.
you could paint it white
and call it jiggs
he cant miss a rest
cause he is the best
and his head is the size of carmen electras breasts.

Tebas white pants
are too cool
he puts them on
and wheres them to school
he puts them on
with an excalibur hat
and usually a dbz shirt cause they match

(Written By ROFL)


Not All of them will be that good.... like this one....

#3
Who's Socal's best falco?
"Not pbody, he's so-so"
Everyone jokes about me losing to jtb
But up-throw to down-b is gay so u see
Remember how I sent SS to losers?
Wtf? He's always been amazing..
Get you to say "wow, you're good sir"
Mike the haze
Claims to blaze
But picks a fight...
With 10 yr olds w/ pants so tight.
But you have this kid
From norwalk
He's a baker just trying to get dough
Plays gears and gets owned
Kid say the darnest things?
Its dayyyyyyyyyvdi!!
So all of you who say
I shouldn't be ranked
And to those **** talkerz
And campers
Get away from your tents
And play me in tournament!

(Written By PBody)

But that's okay, at least you should try.




The Last Rap Battle Winner was Nezumi by a landslide.

Let's see who will win this time. Step it up, son.

 

[KnightMare516]

this thread has LOL written alll over it ill rap something in 2 sec for ya but i wanted 1st post.

Sry but I must dis and piss on how whack SoCal is, and this is the attack, its foul ,but it aint my biz. The truth must be told and sold to the highest bidder, i am no kidder when it comes my ryhme, check the time, its now mine to hold, 1st place gold, ima unfold your game, just try to tame the fame which is me. Be free to admit you suck and **** da space animals like cannibals, you feast on the beast from the east which is the king. I sing the wise words as if birds were flying hi in the sky, dont even try...
Ima tech chase you face in place and fast. Ima laugh when yo *** does a shine to up smash, cause ima dash away from the fray just spike yo life and make you cry your hate and shame away. Dont mess with the best its New York , the true talk, and new walk of smash life in the world, we fight all the hurls and defeat when we compete. Ima send 2nd in the mail..... SO Cal...more like SO Fail, no johns, quit life i could do this all night

 

[creepy fingers]

spittin this for die supa fly
WEST COAST rapeinin 09
im sober right now but i didnt say i wasnt high
at scsa i betta get a bye
o dam im in amateur bracket never mind

more later lol i got school zzzz

 

[cubaisdeath]

lol creepy is always too good

 

[ConnorTheKid]

my fingers are too fast
you winning is a thing of the past

 

[DieSuperFly]

yo creepy that was pretty fly
but its just coming from the only guy who looses to a bye
i hope you get enough rest
and dream about how you wish you could be the best

j/k.

 

[sidefx]

you crack me up alex

 

[#HBC | Mac]

yo creepy that was pretty fly
but its just coming from the only guy who looses to a bye

da mn

 

[KnightMare516]

yo creepy that was pretty fly
but its just coming from the only guy who looses to a bye
i hope you get enough rest
and dream about how you wish you could be the best

j/k.

LMAO man ur too good cough

 

[Truegamer#1]

Why is Evilnemesis bannend,
was it cause he posted something bad,
lol no johns Luigi,
at least u can still defeat me, in melee
seriously whats with the rap
its sounds like we bringing Dr. Seuse back
this such a BS thread
but It beats gettin 3 stocked by homies instead

 

[KnightMare516]

Why is Evilnemesis bannend,
was it cause he posted something bad,
lol no johns Luigi,
at least u can still defeat me, in melee
seriously whats with the rap
its sounds like we bringing Dr. Seuse back
this such a BS thread
but It beats gettin 3 stocked by homies instead

ima have to make a short comeback attack on your whack ****, get wit it, you aint a true gamer, your a blue flamer, this thread is ill, im comin for the kill, so sit still , and get ready to fill my shoes, your dues are up, just shutup take a cup of **** and drink it before you think a bit. just get ***** and 4 stocked, and taped to 3 *****, im 2 blocks away, try to get at me anyday

 

[creepy fingers]

i would diss dsf right now
but some east coast ***s tryna diss socal
first of all why the hell u in our section anyway
o i remember why
becuz your girl wanted to know how that westcoast 8==D taste
so why dont u come down and we will be glad to show her
when we done you'll go back to NY like "**** i dont know her"
im foul but **** tell me somthin i dont know.
last time i heard about NY smash..... dam that somthin i dont know.

ok ok im rly rly off to bed lol

 

[KnightMare516]

i would diss dsf right now
but some east coast ***s tryna diss socal
first of all why the hell u in our section anyway
o i remember why
becuz your girl wanted to know how that westcoast 8==D taste
so why dont u come down and we will be glad to show her
when we done you'll go back to NY like "**** i dont know her"
im foul but **** tell me somthin i dont know.
last time i heard about NY smash..... dam that somthin i dont know.

ok ok im rly rly off to bed lol

WEAK!!!!!!!
u ryhmed her with her

and know with know

and the rest dont rhyme

one of the worst i have ever seen.

btw i have nothing on socal

 

[Truegamer#1]

WEAK!!!!!!!
u ryhmed her with her

and know with know

and the rest dont rhyme

one of the worst i have ever seen.

DSF aimed me to do this he knew i was good

u remind me of NeighborhoodP
fyi
wasnt even trying...

 

[creepy fingers]

when your good u can rhyme her wit her and know wit know and it rhymes but i guess u cant comprehend. lets mm battle irl since u think im weak it should be easy money for u .

btw i wasnt talking about u in that verse.
edit:i was talking bout u, mixed the post up lol

and dsf mm battle yo *** to lol

 

[mikeHAZE]

sinful cutting severing all
like john the baptist
raiding yuh balls
completing cancer
genocidal sick suicidal
you claim to be famous
but you're globally nameless
face less amateur
your rhymes are tasteless
baseless hollow ideologies
another robot in disguise
truly an enemy
ill **** you like the courts
leave you sad and alone
like during your parents divorce

-adam bomb

 

[Charoo]

i was once asked by alex to rap in real life
i just told him i don't speak english

 

[xDARKLINKx]

Memoirs of A Beaner

I KNOW you did NOT leave out the BEST example from the old thread.

W/O Further ado i bring to you the undeniably best rap from the old thread.

Mike Hazes mom
"Foo she is fuking BOMB"
We all laughed at dayyvid
but dam were we wrong
Just the first time i saw her
And she telling me to follow her
So i went into her room
Lit up by just the moon
Thats when it happened all too soon..

We started knocking over pictures of mike when he was young
We breaking his memories while we fightin wit our tongues
The very room where he took his very first steps
Will be the room where his mom experiences the greatest sex yet

I began to undress her
I kissed and caressed her
I threw her on the bed
and thats when she said "hurry baby u cant be here for long"
i told her "oh yes i can cuz them other *****z smashin till dawn"

now you could tell she aint had it in a long time
cuz i had to blow some dust off before i made it mine
we were going so long
she started memorizing songs
i had her moaning to the beat
of a stage called FD.(uHhh Uh uh UHHH uh Uh Uh Uhhh)

gotta give mike props though for having this smashfest
cuz the sex that me and his mom had was by far the BEST
a few hours later after relieving her stress
i thought it was time to put her to the test..

the next morning as we layin comfortably in bed
i was like"dam girl i really want some hea...........BREAD"
so go make me a sandwich
and you better make it quik
i am pretty hungry though
so make it as big as my ****.

 

[MrPBody]

I KNOW you did NOT leave out the BEST example from the old thread.

W/O Further ado i bring to you the undeniably best rap from the old thread.

Mike Hazes mom
"Foo she is fuking BOMB"
We all laughed at dayyvid
but dam were we wrong
Just the first time i saw her
And she telling me to follow her
So i went into her room
Lit up by just the moon
Thats when it happened all too soon..

We started knocking over pictures of mike when he was young
We breaking his memories while we fightin wit our tongues
The very room where he took his very first steps
Will be the room where his mom experiences the greatest sex yet

I began to undress her
I kissed and caressed her
I threw her on the bed
and thats when she said "hurry baby u cant be here for long"
i told her "oh yes i can cuz them other *****z smashin till dawn"

now you could tell she aint had it in a long time
cuz i had to blow some dust off before i made it mine
we were going so long
she started memorizing songs
i had her moaning to the beat
of a stage called FD.(uHhh Uh uh UHHH uh Uh Uh Uhhh)

gotta give mike props though for having this smashfest
cuz the sex that me and his mom had was by far the BEST
a few hours later after relieving her stress
i thought it was time to put her to the test..

the next morning as we layin comfortably in bed
i was like"dam girl i really want some hea...........BREAD"
so go make me a sandwich
and you better make it quik
i am pretty hungry though
so make it as big as my ****.

How did claure get the award.. Didn't anyone see this?!? "We started knocking down pictures of mike when he was young" is too fukcin hilarious!!!! XD

Fukcin pu$sies....

 

[Miztik]

i was once asked by alex to rap in real life
i just told him i don't speak english

do some sick *** jackie chan rap
or something like dat champ

 

[Little England]

someone link to the pages in the old thread I can't find it

 

[EdreesesPieces]

yo yo yo son
here is my rap

surprise.. its just a pun
you fell right into my trap

By the way, I hate to do this but do NOT bypass censors in order to put sexual imagery up. I have to close this thread if that continues. I don't have a choice, you guys all saw what happened last time anything sexually explicit came up, and Romeo's post is borderline close to that, so don't bypass censors anymore or I will have to close it.

 

[HugS]

LoooL it's no ****ing contest. Romeo wins.

I don't even see how Claire was declared the winner.

"so go make me a sandwich
and you better make it quik
i am pretty hungry though
so make it as big as my ****."

We're gonna go to Creepy's house to see if he can lace this **** with a hot beat. ****, Creepy needs to rap Rom's song.

 

[The calm tyrant...]

I'm stickin up for Creepy, Dsf after hearing your wack raps i started to get sleepy your pretty trashy at this quite talentless me and creepy will double spike you into a whole thats bottomless
you got no style you never realized this but (clair has been diggin me for awhile )
You see talent is what your dissin but if you really think about it talent is what you've always been missin you see making fun of creepy has put your life in critical condition ohhhh
jk <3<3<3<3 Alex

 

[Cheeri-Oats]

Half asleep, half awake,
I'll still cook one up
like yo mom's shake'n'bake

Reviewin this thread
with my little pen, color red
Markin' down s***
like teacher use to said
I see some legit:
use of wordplay,
rhyme scheme, double couplet spread

From Creepy to Knightmare
I guess NY gotta show
too bad it's a guy with that name
12 year olds outta know.
Alanis Morissette stuttered a word,
when reading Truegamer's,
she called him a jagged little turd.
and said "mo' like Truelamer."
Isn't it ironic,
Y'all b****es "sonnets"
make me vomit?
Well, around the boards
what else is there to do?
I guess sitting on a toilet is better

Hai gaiz

than reading anything from you.
Adam's cameo was kind of cool,
almost tame,
Puns are for Haze,
Edrees, that was lame.

The only "impressed" I will give out,
to Romeo on a Mom.
that s*** made me shout
"God Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuum" to my Comp.
Claire's getting some hype,
but her s*** better rock
because right now nothing's tastier than
Romeo porking b****es with his c***
Claire's better have been ghost-written
by the ressurected hands of Tupac.
I haven't read it,
though I ain't sweatin' a scare
She's no stranger to pleasin' me.
She knows I'm harder than a shine back-air.

I hope HugS says, "d***. Oats is steppin' it higha"
Wait, HugS, where you at?
Home made waffles at Somiyah's.
What more can I say?
It was tit for tat,
But she's not "All That"
generally, that's the ordah
Kenan and Kel wouldn't touch her,
drenched in Orange Soda.
But I love her, I do.
She's funnier than me,

squirtle, squirt

definitely funnier than you.

Now, I know what'chu thinkin.
"This Brawl Noob's talkin' s***"
Well, ain't that the b****.
Y'all don't need to say it.
What's there to get butt-hurt for?

Original Join Date: 2004.

But yawn, I'm tired dawgs,
5:03 in the morn.
Woke up from my nap,
Now to sleep again,
after y'all a**es been torn.

Peace.

 

[Little England]

^^ It's not that serious lolololololol

 

[Cheeri-Oats]

I was not being serious, LOLOLOLOLOL. I just thought adding a j/k was unnecessary.

 

[Jmex]

Ddwwwwwaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cubaisdeath]

half Asleep, Half Awake,
I'll Still Cook One Up
Like Yo Mom's Shake'n'bake

Reviewin This Thread
With My Little Pen, Color Red
Markin' Down S***
Like Teacher Use To Said
I See Some Legit:
Use Of Wordplay,
Rhyme Scheme, Double Couplet Spread

From Creepy To Knightmare
I Guess Ny Gotta Show
Too Bad It's A Guy With That Name
12 Year Olds Outta Know.
Alanis Morissette Stuttered A Word,
When Reading Truegamer's,
She Called Him A Jagged Little Turd.
And Said "mo' Like Truelamer."
Isn't It Ironic,
Y'all B****es "sonnets"
Make Me Vomit?
Well, Around The Boards
What Else Is There To Do?
I Guess Sitting On A Toilet Is Better



Than Reading Anything From You.
Adam's Cameo Was Kind Of Cool,
Almost Tame,
Puns Are For Haze,
Edrees, That Was Lame.

The Only "impressed" I Will Give Out,
To Romeo On A Mom.
That S*** Made Me Shout
"god Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuum" To My Comp.
Claire's Getting Some Hype,
But Her S*** Better Rock
Because Right Now Nothing's Tastier Than
Romeo Porking B****es With His C***
Claire's Better Have Been Ghost-written
By The Ressurected Hands Of Tupac.
I Haven't Read It,
Though I Ain't Sweatin' A Scare
She's No Stranger To Pleasin' Me.
She Knows I'm Harder Than A Shine Back-air.

I Hope Hugs Says, "d***. Oats Is Steppin' It Higha"
Wait, Hugs, Where You At?
Home Made Waffles At Somiyah's.
What More Can I Say?
It Was Tit For Tat,
But She's Not "all That"
Generally, That's The Ordah
Kenan And Kel Wouldn't Touch Her,
Drenched In Orange Soda.
But I Love Her, I Do.
She's Funnier Than Me,

Definitely Funnier Than You.

Now, I Know What'chu Thinkin.
"this Brawl Noob's Talkin' S***"
Well, Ain't That The B****.
Y'all Don't Need To Say It.
What's There To Get Butt-hurt For?

Original Join Date: 2004.

But Yawn, I'm Tired Dawgs,
5:03 In The Morn.
Woke Up From My Nap,
Now To Sleep Again,
After Y'all A**es Been Torn.

Peace.

Lmao Oh ****!

 

[shadowlink3]

Oh Dayum Gurl!

 

[GSUB]

I remeber back at aznforce,
warlocked punched a sheik
like the kick of a horse.
"can't combo neutral-b ,that's weak."

And all of sudden, came a lil squirtle.
I won't say I got four stocked,
but it was quite a hurdle,
duelin with connors game-AND-watch.

I look to my left and there is a white child.
Spittin out shinebairs, pretty wild.
He looks to me and says,"oh s**t it's Pc Chris"
But I say, "Naw that's cute, but he IS the best."

Months later I show up at connors.
He tells me, "It's PC! D**n, I'm honored!"
So he let's me in and P takes me out.
"Three mo dollars, now I can smoke, no doubt!"

It's time to play but all of a sudden,
a cutey walks in, and he's ready for lovin.
It's none other than mango the princess.
"Where's GSUB? He's postin all over the place."

Now it's time for some crews,
M.GO's turn to recruit.
He picks me third, cause i got pretty hair.
Kinda like Kira's , it's hard to compare.

My jiggz got *****.
but i could melee all day.
I gotta step it up,
for us Arcadians, yup.

Needless to say.
SoCal's the best.
Learn to play,
to win the rest. (down-b of course)




wuz good <3

 

[HugS]

Alright I'm just letting yall know
That I'm about to talk some s***
Please try not to get as butthurt
as Claire was while I ***** her Pit

Winter Game fest is coming up
And I may be a tad bit late
I gotta find my MLG pro shirt
So you noobs have something to hate

I'll just bulldoze through losers
Make that **** look easy
The only man to come back from a DQ
And turn Zhu into a "breezie"

I mean you got Tofu/Atlus?
I could beat those fools while takin a piss
"This game's winner is...Samus"
I hope you're better than PC Chris

(And Kooryu, that guy is delusional
He's always goings on rants
Fool thinks he's tall as F***, Pimp as F***
And he thinks he's wearing pants) <- Romeo TM. All rights reserved

Now, Edrees is a cool dude
but do NOT eat his cookie.
The 3 ingredients were:
Styrofoam, sand, and dookie

And wow I almost forgot
About a boy named Mango
He's pretty d*** good
But he plays everyday yo

He DOES think he's mad cute...
A pimp doing everything he can
But I heard he got rejected
by a girl named Rina Chan

So let's talk about the girls in the community
And I'm not talking about smashing
I'm talkin bout the relatives laying me in bed
While yall B****es is Money Matching

Like, D*** Connor's sister
Let's not forget about her
"Hey connor where's her room"
"Sup hugo, it's right over thurrrr"

When I let loose the dragon
she couldn't help but to stare
I'm hearing: "Hugo and P on tv 3"
F*** the tourney man, I don't even care

And D*** Mike Haze's Mom
Had to tell her to stop callin
Left her speechless last time
Cut she knows this N****'s ballin

I don't blame her though
My **** was too much to take
Cuz my j*** went down thicker
Than a Mickey D's shake.

Hey but, Mike Haze is the homie
I gotta cut him a break
I just don't see how he came out of that
S*** was clearly a mistake...

I'm really messing around
You all know I'm your pal
But if you can't take the heat
Then get the **** out of SoCal!

 

[WhatIsFear]

i'm pretty sure hugo is winning right now.

 

[cubaisdeath]

holy **** hugo LOL

 

[SuperRad]

norcal step in to take over this ish
stompin heads, make ya look like a *****
im rappin like shroomed and you the neighborhoodP
dont hurt yourself cause you cant joeplicate me

no one roots for me, bustin heads like zhu
mango might beat me but ill surely whoop you
just try to recover but your name aint jeff
get shined by lunin and die like the rest

try to write back but yall dont know me
im comin out of nowhere like im pink shinobi
you cant win this ish, you'll see
its like a fox ditto wit kfc

im tired of this ****, just remember one thing
im the greatest like TANG but i aint quite the king

[my first rap. name droppin is where its at]

 

[Naota21t]

lol brian that was a very "The Game" like rap.

good ish.

 

[DieSuperFly]

Thats right its dsf what you going to do
just give me a stock or two
with dat ill f.ck up ur whole crew
ppl in AiB talk like they think im overrated
some of them be talking **** they think my egos inflated
get the f.ck out of wifi and play me in a real match
I'm willing to bet you f*cking suck like that little *** named Natch
nah im just kidding natch, your the homie
but seriously, i bet if i asked then you would probably blow me
you really should pay hugs back his money you geek
that way he can go out of his way to eat some mad greek (hugs:"its ****")
I'm like a homing missile and i'm ready to seek
and find all them f.cking smashers that are weak
1 by 1 i **** them every week
ending every single persons winning streak.
everybody knows that my play style's unique
I'm so **** I could go back to melee and **** you with sheik

 

[brdy_]

Hugo's is so ****ing tight lol

 

[JTB]

I'm not sure why alex sent me the link to this thread.

 

[JDM]

I'm so **** I could go back to melee and **** you with sheik

I want to see that happen actually.