So Cal Rap 2009, Step It Up Son!!

[Kouryuu]

Seriously... so far it's only LE and Claire... SOCAL STEP IT UP!

 

[n00b]

this thread is horrible

I'm spittin lyricals, these hits is critical
Have any of you cats tried rhyming more than one syllable?
My name is n00b but on the mic I'm a veteran
I spit so sick y'all should cop some cough medicine
Now clear ya throats, it's about time for me to slit 'em
Think you can Brawl with me, nah you must be trippin'
I bash ya dome piece, leave you needin' a neck brace
There's no escape when the cal is on you cuz homie that's how I "tech chase"
Don't bother steppin' to this, cuz you know I d@mn well got this
So tight on the mic, I "outshine" Zelgadis

edit: this is probably over all yall heads anyway u_u

 

[MaNg0]

Hmmmmm lets give this a shout

Dayum u guys are pretty good at rapping

not gonna lie ****s got me clapping

looks like if u rapped u might actually make cash

instead of asking me to split

*** it just quit

Arent u guys 21 or older why do u guys still play smash

WTF its got romeo saying Traaaaaaaaash

U all talk about mikes mom like uve even touched her

Ive actually kissed her but id like to concor

about hugo saying i got rejected by rina chan

then how do i no she has a tan

Let me get to alex and claire

Let me set **** straight

alex ur a cool guy

one of my favorite smashers diesuperfly

now for claire dont no whats with all of our hate

but if u needed a kidney i would donate

Let me just say when u play me ur gonna get ahhh **** *****

U coudnt turn that **** around with Marios Cape

 

[somiyah]

I’ll give this a try
But I won’t lie
I don’t admire
Cheap rhymes like liar
Let’s see some creativity
No hatin’
Lest all this go to calamity
No sparin’
Just let it flow
Like your piss down the drain
When you know I’m gonna main
Wolf , on the inside
M Knight on the out
Ya’ll know who’s the sight
That big shot moviemaker, without a doubt

This is really inside, so sorry if you don't get it =]

 

[DJMirror]

Hugs talks s***, yeah that's pretty rich
And he practically admitted that he's Romeos B****
He be thinking that his rapping is too legit
bet he's thinkin' in his head that his rap is "good s***"
Did you know that hugs plays poker, thinks he's better than me
but ONLY hugo would lose to motha f***in' DC
So you beat a girl in smash, and you think you *****?
But you said you were scared to play me man i wish that s*** was taped
You're determined to be the best, that's your motive and drive
But you've been playin longer then most smashers've been alive
Come on Hugs, have you had enough?
Just give it a rest, like jiggly puff
Came here thinkin' you schooled
Instead you just got footstooled
Has-been pro now ranked lower than scamp
Only hope now is to laser camp
Your rap talks about how you're "gettin' laid"
But the only girls who'd do you are the ones who are paid
plus I'm willing to bet
you cant even make one wet
Not that it matters, you got nothin to hide
Cause we all know that you order extra sausage on the side
Now I'm gonna move along
And you better do the same
Your agony I will not prolong
But seriously, Good Game.


I see Creepys back at rapping, after losing to me
Pro rapper wants to get ***** more by nezumi
Oats was actually good, but I would've liked it more
if he didn't bother mentioning the SD whor3
And edrees, I admit your rhyme was pretty sick
but you sound more like a poetry reading beatnik
champ you should try
and I aint gonna lie
cause you speak better english
than most of these guys
tyrant s*** talked alex, mentioned me just for fun
but he beats you in smash, and i beat you in rap, so get ***** son.
I hope no one takes offense
this is for fun, that's my defense
Lots of s*** talk I see
But you'll all take home the bronze
there's still no one better than me
Get *****, No Johns.


d^___^b

too good and Nezumi *****!!!

 

[joeplicate]

hmmmmmmmm

this thread sucks

hahahhahahahahhaha yea

 

[xDARKLINKx]

I’ll give this a try
But I won’t lie
I don’t admire
Cheap rhymes like liar
Let’s see some creativity
No hatin’
Lest all this go to calamity
No sparin’
Just let it flow
Like your piss down the drain
When you know I’m gonna main
Wolf , on the inside
M Knight on the out
Ya’ll know who’s the sight
That big shot moviemaker, without a doubt

This is really inside, so sorry if you don't get it =]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

He told you about that???

 

[somiyah]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

He told you about that???

LMFAO doood haze was a dead giveaway in the ucsd thread, he said that when i first posted

 

[Ghetto Soldier]

GSMG is finally up in this *****
im going to show you guys how syllable are supposed to be flipped
like sitting in the back and watching nezumi strip
oh ****...its a nother pulp fiction flick
DSF is chasing me with his mexican boom stick
while im coming down from my acid train
over louding these bars all in my brain
GSMG in the name
here to lay all these solcal rappers to shame
jut try to come at me and maintain a structure flow
i will dismantle it from head to toe.

none of you rappers with have me fall off this roud to the crown
i will mentally knock each one of you down
its a battle all the way to the top
im like tupac and luda claming that number one spot
my words are like taking a shot
you dont know if you will be living or not
i will just laugh and watch ur body rout.

hahahaha jk wheres creepy

 

[The calm tyrant...]

Well Nezumi...it was one heck of a try

My six bars to your ten you're supposed to improve
You playin' on a dangerous board, time for the king to move
We playin on a black and white field chick, there's no gray patches
Like the hair in your nasty crusty dusty musty snatch is
No check mate here, I'm movin one space at a time
Time to fukkin shut down your elementary a$$ rhymes
Four bar handicap and I'm still snorin' on you're ****
Kinda like Alex when you ask him for late night entertainment
And I'm 'bout to push weight like a fukkin lineback
How long did it take to come up with that weak a$$ comeback?
Can you handle that Nezumi? I'm makin a change and a push
There's a new air to the throne and you're George W. Bush
It's time for change little girl and it's called repetition
Take off those girlie gloves and start actually DISSIN!
Your verse has somethin missin' maybe a punchline or a joke?
Cause I'm sure people know me now that I got you up against the ropes
Just tap out now, it's time to depart
Matter fact just pause and press "L-R-A-Start"

OMFG!!!!!! woooow clair get raaaaped!! LE FTW!!!!!!

 

[somiyah]

daayyuum sd got this in a metal bag XD (pm me and i'll tell you who came up with this)

ya oats n ghetto

 

[Ghetto Soldier]

hahaha yes yes L.E now im here to put you to the test
**** up and i will spit lacerations around ur neck
nah nah this ant no back up for the person for the crown
this is the ONLY REALLY MOTHER FUKKER HOLDING IT DOWN
none of ya'll clowns can spit bars that send chills to the soul, or a complex style with flow
lyrically ya'll need to go
here i will help you all to the door with this cliff beneath it
or you can drink this blue color chemical in this cup,i 'll watch you combust short ur dust and get a cannibalism rush
who gives a **** if you can spit 6 bars to her ten
why cant you guys just be friends and try to strike me in a tag team fashion
in the end of this two on one handycap battle i will be the only one laughing!!!!
your right it is time for the king to move
so im here ready to spit truth in this ranks
im a poor *** smasher making lyrical bank
with every bar that i spank
and with every thing that i take
leaves Nezums and Little England with no swagger
they both see me climbing up this ladder
i just look down and say whats the matt'a???
with them *****es looking hagger'ds as **** looking like lil kim all tore up.
say somethin!!!!!

 

[∫unk]

im not really into rappin
but claire geeked on smashboards
when she could have been smashin

smashfest 1 block away
tonight she could prove
that she doesn't get ***** by
some brawl noobs

but she chose to sit there
in front of her pc
good job living up to ur word
'i'll be there you'll see'

the one time we played
she brags '200 tournies'
i had 0 back then
but she still lost to me

this is all out of love
not to make you mad
but how did you lose
when i was that bad?

instead of makin dumb rhymes
about your money and ****
how about you step it up
and stop being a *****

i'm not angry
it was a last second date
but its stereotypical
ucsb flake

 

[brdy_]

this thread is horrible

I'm spittin lyricals, these hits is critical
Have any of you cats tried rhyming more than one syllable?
My name is n00b but on the mic I'm a veteran
I spit so sick y'all should cop some cough medicine
Now clear ya throats, it's about time for me to slit 'em
Think you can Brawl with me, nah you must be trippin'
I bash ya dome piece, leave you needin' a neck brace
There's no escape when the cal is on you cuz homie that's how I "tech chase"
Don't bother steppin' to this, cuz you know I d@mn well got this
So tight on the mic, I "outshine" Zelgadis

edit: this is probably over all yall heads anyway u_u

/thread

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[GSUB]

Is it weird that i dreamed about this thread?

i was like IN the thread.
and Hella came by and posted us some love with some busty anime pics.

 

[n00b]

/thread

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[The Greater Leon]

*** 2 pr<3m made me lol

 

[EzynJAY]

**** this thread rapping freestyle battle next tourney kid!!!!

 

[mikeHAZE]

Hey hugs, why do you speak?
You're like sony, old and obsolete.
You talk so much trash about my mom
but everyone knows you're homo with Rom
You're as dangerous as a cancer diagnosed benign
you suck ten ***** for one whole dime
you fake that's why you can't get no ***
i mean, one that others haven't already tapped
But hey i guess in the end
we'll just pretend that it never happened
so if you're gonna talk **** say it to my face
so we can compare eachothers record against Race



edit: 6-0 MOTHAFUKA

 

[somiyah]

"We'll just pretend that it never happened"?
No wonder Hugs says some smashers are f****n' children
Tapped or not
Which one of them girlies with you were hot?
Oh I remember one
Axis was the location
I heard you thought she was a cutie
But to my surprise she had no bootie
You thought you had cunning
Walkin' up to her like "baby, I'm *******"
Other guys had to take a shot to stare at her straight
But you took the bait
Her hair so fine
But you didn't think it was all to hide
The rarity of a girl so tall
What a shame, others saw her come from the wrong bathroom stall
But I guess love is blind
And you didn't mind
You just couldn't resist a sample
Of her Adam's Apple
Here's one piece of advice
Have the girlies give you a Mike check next time

 

[Grunt]

Rap sucks, someone write a smash rock ballad.

 

[mikeHAZE]

I don't get it

what does that quote have to do with being childish?

 

[somiyah]

I don't get it

what does that quote have to do with being childish?

aka not accepting reality aka being in denial aka not owning up to things

 

[Miztik]

Wow Nezumi is a ****in G

good **** Nezumi

 

[Celph]

Rap sucks, someone write a smash rock ballad.

Only idiots say an entire genre of music sucks.

 

[mikeHAZE]

aka not accepting reality aka being in denial aka not owning up to things

too bad it was a reference to hugo, and not something that I said for no reason.
shrug

 

[Kouryuu]

aka not accepting reality aka being in denial aka not owning up to things

I don't think "childish" is the best word to describe those characteristics. Just saying.

 

[Grunt]

Only idiots say an entire genre of music sucks.

"Gangsta" rap sucks.
because I don't hear your raps with upbeat hip hop music in the background, but maybe that's just me.

 

[n00b]

it's not that rap sucks, it's that these guys suck at rap. lol.

 

[Dantarion]

Yes, but as a fan of the rap genre, a lot of recent artists should really call their music something else, because it isn't even about the lyrics anymore. *cough* LIL JOHN *cough* crunk.

WHAT! YOU SCARED YOU SCARED! YEAHHHH! OK-KAY-KAY-KAYYY!

 

[HugS]

You know where I ****ed up?

When I decided to diss 20 different people in one rap. Now I got all 20 of those people writing full *** verses to talk **** to me.

LoooL

 

[MaNg0]

Hugo ill be home in

like 2 hours ^_^

 

[mikeHAZE]

hey lets have a battle at WGF

 

[Little England]

this thread is horrible

I'm spittin lyricals, these hits is critical
Have any of you cats tried rhyming more than one syllable?
My name is n00b but on the mic I'm a veteran
I spit so sick y'all should cop some cough medicine
Now clear ya throats, it's about time for me to slit 'em
Think you can Brawl with me, nah you must be trippin'
I bash ya dome piece, leave you needin' a neck brace
There's no escape when the cal is on you cuz homie that's how I "tech chase"
Don't bother steppin' to this, cuz you know I d@mn well got this
So tight on the mic, I "outshine" Zelgadis

edit: this is probably over all yall heads anyway u_u

or not..

it's not that rap sucks, it's that these guys suck at rap. lol.

Don't leave yourself out, and expect to impress anyone at the same time.

I could **** you in smash, and not even have to try
You would lose to a bye

d^___^b <3

Wait....I just realized Alex said that on the first page

 

[Kouryuu]

You know where I ****ed up?

When I decided to diss 20 different people in one rap. Now I got all 20 of those people writing full *** verses to talk **** to me.

LoooL

I haven't dissed you yet lol.

 

[Nashun]

I'm the hiphopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless

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[n00b]

Don't leave yourself out, and expect to impress anyone at the same time.

lol.. i've written a lot of other stuff but it wouldn't fit in this topic anyway. everyone here disses each other because you all know each other.. so carry on.

 

[joeplicate]

I'm the hiphopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless

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<3 nashun's giant hamburgers

 

[Ghetto Soldier]

**** no ones after me **** i got this lol

 

[KILLA.FOR.CASH.]

i hear it everyday, "mango ****in *****"
but socal doesnt know about norcals secret green ape
he uses dk and hes not that good
but he'll take all ur money so u cant buy any food
ull be starving so bad, ull want to go home
socal should've known they cant take our throne

^_^

<3 socal