So Cal Rap 2009, Step It Up Son!!

[Ghetto Soldier]

killa for cash

ight see my green ape thats where ur wrong
solcal players leave norcal player mentally in feeble while we remain strong
this killa.for.cash needs to step up with some killa come backs
instead of weak a line like noob writ dat
see well...i guess you can say ya'll got the throne
but most of your guys are mango and Dark Rain clones
maybe a little Ken and Mew2King mixed in between
but ur nothing compaired to the solcal smash seen
and lets talk about all that green in ur jeans
i'll take every dollar if you come battling me
so in my closing statement lets say some prayers
cuss i just used some CKY jelly and *** Fukked u with a shine Bair!!!!!!!!

WHAT YOU GONNA DO!!!!!!!

 

[KILLA.FOR.CASH.]

that was nice but hold up son!!!!!



who are you anyways, "ghetto soldier?"
i bet you're a cross dresser and a spurm gurgler.
for your closing statement, you said a prayer
hope is all you have, cus you're a horrible player
i guess socal has skill, but **** a shine bair.
norcal doesnt need those tricks, we got the isai down air
but socal is really good, i really must admit
in a crew battle we'll beat mango, and the rest of u will probably quit
norcal vs socal isnt even a contest, your shieks cant even beat our docs.
we'll beat you with kirby on dreamland, while playing drop it like its hot


ok thats all i got =p

 

[HugS]

Hoe don't cry
When I nut in your eye

Let it drip down your face
Trick, how does it taste?

 

[Little England]

...

ewgrosslolwtfdidthatcomefrom?!?!?!

 

[Kouryuu]

I agree with LE

 

[JDM]

He was a Marth....she was a Sheik
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was a prince....and she threw her darts.
How else could she break his heart?

He wanted her....she'd never tell.
Secretly she wanted him as well.
All the Gerudo....stuck up their nose
And they had a problem with his velvet clothes.

He was a girly boi
She said go hang out with Roi.
Wasn't top tier enough for her
She had a killer fair
But she met up with Fox's uair
She never fell back down to earth.

Five years from now....she sits at home
Tending the Triforce alone
She looks at FD....and guess who she sees.
Girly boy rocking up MLG.

She asks of her friends....they already know
And they've all got tickets to see his uthrow.
She tags along....stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man she chain-threw down.

He was a girly boi
She said go hang out with Roi.
Wasn't top tier enough for her.
Now he's a counterchar
For all those fastfallers
He shows Miss Top Tier what he's worth.

Sorry Sheik but you missed out.
Well tough luck that boi's mine now!
We are more than 2-on-2 friends.
This is how the story ends.

Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boi could be.
There is more than meets the eye
I see the metagame inside.

He's just a boy....and I'm just a girl.
Can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in love....haven't you heard
How we rock each other's world?

I met the girly boi
I said see ya later boi.
Launch me off-stage with your dthrow.
You can tipper me anytime,
While singing your song sublime
About a girl you used to know.

 

[HugS]

...

ewgrosslolwtfdidthatcomefrom?!?!?!

It came from the greatest artist of all time.

Mango/Romeo/Gabe/I will post more lyrics from his genius writings.

 

[Grunt]

He was a Marth....she was a Sheik
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was a prince....and she threw her darts.
How else could she break his heart?

He wanted her....she'd never tell.
Secretly she wanted him as well.
All the Gerudo....stuck up their nose
And they had a problem with his velvet clothes.

He was a girly boi
She said go hang out with Roi.
Wasn't top tier enough for her
She had a killer fair
But she met up with Fox's uair
She never fell back down to earth.

Five years from now....she sits at home
Tending the Triforce alone
She looks at FD....and guess who she sees.
Girly boy rocking up MLG.

She asks of her friends....they already know
And they've all got tickets to see his uthrow.
She tags along....stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man she chain-threw down.

He was a girly boi
She said go hang out with Roi.
Wasn't top tier enough for her.
Now he's a counterchar
For all those fastfallers
He shows Miss Top Tier what he's worth.

Sorry Sheik but you missed out.
Well tough luck that boi's mine now!
We are more than 2-on-2 friends.
This is how the story ends.

Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boi could be.
There is more than meets the eye
I see the metagame inside.

He's just a boy....and I'm just a girl.
Can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in love....haven't you heard
How we rock each other's world?

I met the girly boi
I said see ya later boi.
Launch me off-stage with your dthrow.
You can tipper me anytime,
While singing your song sublime
About a girl you used to know.

loooooooooool

 

[somiyah]

Wow JDM that was too good XD

 

[JTB]

hahaha, jdm you are a pretty good poster.

 

[somiyah]

hahaha, jdm you are a pretty good poster

Spoiler

child.

 

[joeplicate]

I saw a JDM the other day in Fremont

 

[rudeezy]

its customary to bow to him when you say hello

 

[JDM]

No you didn't joe.

And I don't do that bowing **** rudeezy but you can do it for me just because.

 

[rudeezy]

hahaha

just didn't want to disrespect your cultural differences that's all

 

[Awex]

Hugs: DJ assault ftfw.

 

[joeplicate]

nah I did
might have been in san jose or something
but definitely saw a JDM

 

[Dogysamich]

What?

Dirty south takin over ya thread, lets go!

"???"?!?! "LOLWUT"?! "YAYHUZZ"!!!

-insert an absurd amount of big booty'd women pics here-

DURTY SOUTH RAPS.

__

But seriously, JDM just crushed so many people it's disgusting.

 

[Frames]

i was born in socal best state ever

 

[BeamSwordMaster]

by Beamswordmaster

Keep the door closed, cause the health inspector knows
I had weed grow but some peeps got the nose
These clothes I'm wearing could fit a bit better
If I write enough down I could make it a letter
But in the end it's all about the beat
All Thai food I eat has chicken, not meat
Twelve numbers on the clock but I only work five
my controller is broken so I hold it like KNivez
Fast food ain't **** cuz the ingredients are cold
If I was the manager I'd get this **** sold
Am I good at rhyming or is my mind slow
I heard this beat, it's called Go-go
sounds real lame but it's got the best flow
I'm good with my hands 'cuz i play Mario
I got these crackers that weigh by the graham
oh wait that's what it's called? i didn't know it was a brand


Your main is Link, he's got the Master Sword
Too bad he sucks cause I'm pretty bored
You're just a noob who spams up B
Don't mention your Yoshi, it can't double jump C
What scrubs don't understand is the game is all mental
You're not SS, you can't edge cancel
Don't get me wrong, maybe you got potential
but the fact is you're only good cause you're local
Fly to East Coast and play Mew2King
He wouldn't have to try, he could kill you with sing
Or West Coast, that's all MaNg0 territory
The kid who 3 stocked PC on Yoshi's Story
That's not a lie, I was watching grand finals
but Larry Lurr still has the best **** smile

Ahah, I made this while I was bored at work.

 

[HugS]

Hugs: DJ assault ftfw.

**** yo, Nice catch

 

[Gimpyfish62]

man i love socal lolol this thread is just amazing how have i not seen it before now XD

 

[soap]

Lol just stumbled in from the midwest
But shouldn't y'all be practicin?
West coast, clearly not the best
ur about to get ***** at Genesis

 

[Grunt]

Lol just stumbled in from the midwest
But shouldn't y'all be practicin?
West coast, clearly not the best
ur about to get ***** at Genesis

That's what Texas thought at WCSL.

 

[soap]

So i got linked to the thread
via JDM's girly little rhyme <3
and proceeded to read the rest

im not ashamed to realize im out of my league
and wish i could sig more than 500 characters instead

But in smash, west coast still not the best
just like OC3, you will be sayin "PC for prez!"

 

[Nyjin]

Poetry > Rapping

/thread

 

[RaynEX]

this thread is ****in' sex.

we need to have regional rap battle. I want to see the coasts face off. that **** would be illlll haha

 

[ConnorTheKid]

I just realized what I said. I'm an idiot LOL

 

[Kouryuu]

Ur dumb Connor

 

[Nasty_Nate]

I don't like rap, but poetry sucks harder

good **** connor

 

[Celph]

It makes sense that only stupid people would think poetry (or rap) sucks

 

[KILLA.FOR.CASH.]

rap is amazing. check this out.

its by canibus. its from his "sway and king tech freestyle"


Yo, I'm a nuclear warhead
Right now you're provokin my detonation
Never test me without proper authorization
My lack of patience has caused me to get mad
And explode right in front of your face like a airbag
Your rhyme is fake, your brain is child's play to manipulate
I create lyrics too intricate to imitate
Movin at a velocity
That'll break your stop-watch if you're clockin me
My concrete jungle is like Jumanji
But iller than what you seen in the cinema
A five foot eight ***** wit more horsepower than twelve cylinders
My brain consists of twin pentium chips
That's double the clock speeds of a 5-86
And nuttin about my physical matrix is basic
I kick flavor beyond what your tongue is capable of tastin
You'll be so surprised you won't believe your own eyes
It's like explainin color to a man that was born blind
One of a kind, I got divine chromosomes in me
My sperm'll scramble the eggs in a women's ovaries
Cuz I'm as original as it gets
And I can't respect, *****s that copy like double-decks
I get vexed, when crab punks bite my style
Cuz I'm sellin a thousand records per day, per square mile
Breakin the laws of phsyics, wit metaphors and lyrics
Speakin to dead poets by conjuring up they spirits
From Shakespeare to Edgar Allen
Yo, the whole Dead Poets Society couldn't mess around wit the talent
Much less understand it
I make type-rope walkers in the circus
Lose they balance when I kick the planet

 

[HugS]

*** ******* *** and *******
*** *** ******* ******* *** and *******
*** ******* *** and *******
*** *** ******* ******* *** and *******

Big Booty *****es
That's wearin' Guess
Come on Hoes
Let's go to the easy rest

When I see *** *******
*** and *******
*** *** ******* tittes
*** and *******

Big Booty *****es
That's wearin' Guess
Come on Hoes
Let's go to the easy rest

When I see *** *******
*** and *******
*** *** ******* tittes
*** and *******

*** *** *** ***
*** *** *** ***
*** *** *** ***
*** *** *** ***

If you a light skinned *****
That think you the ****
I could buy you hoe
cuz ***** I'm rich

I see broke *** hoes
Broke *** hoes
Broke *** hoes
Broke *** hoes

If you a light skinned *****
That think you the ****
I could buy you hoe
cuz ***** I'm rich

I see broke *** hoes
Broke *** hoes
Broke *** hoes
Broke *** hoes

Hoes hoes hoes hoes
hoes hoes hoes hoes
hoes hoes hoes hoes
hoes hoes hoes hoes

 

[xDARKLINKx]

If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that s***
Let's see how you shake it on top of my d***
And you'll say..

"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that s***
Let's see how you shake it on top of my d***
And you'll say ..

"Assault, I'm cumin. Assault, I'm cumin.
"Assault, I'm cumin. Assault, I'm cumin."


Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'


Stankin as$ b1tches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when I dont want to f***

You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

Stankin a$s b1tches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when I dont want to f***

You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water


Water, Water, Water, Water
Water, Water, Water, Water
Water, Water, Water, Water
Water, Water, Water, Water

 

[joeplicate]

assault I'm cumin?!

assault, I'm oregano!

 

[ConnorTheKid]

joe, you're a hoe
fo sho, you know?

 

[Celph]

Hoe don't cry
When I nut in your eye

Let it drip down your face
Trick, how does it taste?

I laughed.

 

[GSUB]

haha
i never thought to read it properly.
"kew-min"
you are a smart one replicate.
i would not be ashamed to take you home to my mother.

 

[Mic_128]

Smashboards is the place to be
The people here have chemistry.
However things have gone too far
Like an infant playing in fresh tar.
you were given warnings back before
when accounts in this room were banned galore.
Temporary those bannings did became
and inappropriate you have acted once again.
It's a shame that you just cannot learn
and that we have to be so freaking stern.
But honestly, you think this is fine?
Go find a porn site and spend some time
doing stuff I don't want to know.
Post it here? Oh heck no.
Anyway, I've made my point.
Hopefully you'll clean up this joint.
Smashboards is the place to be.
The people here have chemistry.