Job #5
The trailer starts out as
the Uncharted theme plays, showing Nathan Drake wandering/climbing around a mountain as he gives a monologue about how he uncovered a treasure map that shows something of great value in a mountain in Norway that nobody has ever returned from. The map wasn't clear what the treasure was; only that it's something that provides great power. Searching along the side of the mountain, in a clearing surrounded by some trees, he finds a complex-looking lock as the music fades out.
He starts to turn the lock, but
the opening notes of the theme of the first game (or, if they can't get the rights back, a lawyer-friendly instrumental piece that sounds similar) start to play as a loud yell can be heard. The camera whips around to show Kratos, axe in hand, leaping at Nathan, who barely rolls out of the way. Nathan pulls out a pistol and shoots at the crazed (and inexplicably shirtless) mountain man, but Kratos pulls up his shield to block the bullets. Kratos flings his axe - Nathan narrowly ducks under it, and it chops down a tree behind him.
As the tree falls, PaRappa can be seen skateboarding along it. He hops off the tree and smacks Kratos in the face with his skateboard. Kratos's axe returns to his hand, and he charges at this new challenger.
With the god of war distracted, Nathan turns around to go back to the lock, only to find Sackboy standing in front of it, glaring at Nathan menacingly. Nathan makes some kind of remark before trying to get back to the lock, but Sackboy summons an anvil above Nathan's head. It falls, but Nathan's barely able to dodge it.
Nathan tosses a grenade at Sackboy, causing the tiny stuffed creature to panic and leap out of the way. (the music cuts off as the grenade explodes) Before he can get much further, an arrow hits the ground, just narrowly missing his feet. The camera pans along the arrow's trajectory to show Lara Croft standing on a cliff-top with her bow in hand, as music from Tomb Raider starts to play. (I'm not familiar enough with the series to know what to recommend, but
the 45 second mark of the Tomb Raider Legend theme onwards seems triumphant enough) She leaps down the cliff, putting her bow on her back and pulling out her twin pistols. A brief fight between Nathan Drake and Lara Croft is shown, because it seems like a pretty big deal that these two are in the same game.
The camera pans around a still image (or one that's in such slow motion that it might as well be still) of the carnage before showing shots of the fighters' faces and cutting to the title: PlayStation All Stars 2. (the title might be a placeholder, but since the original game was mocked for having an unusually long name, it might be best to keep it simple)
Cut back to the fight, where the screen starts to rumble. The characters look up to see Crash Bandicoot, pursued by a boulder and heading right towards them as
the title theme from Crash 1 starts to play. The five other characters leap out of the way as the boulder catches up to Crash, continuing to roll forward (with him stuck to it) towards the locked door (and the camera) until it crashes into both, ending the trailer.
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I'm not sure how Uncharted fans would feel about the fake-out (I still wish we got Kirby's Air Ride 2, all these years after the Rosalina Smash trailer), but hopefully they wouldn't be too mad. Music could be made up just for the trailer, but I wanted to go with song choices that would have to do with the series that are being used.