"Sakurai, you dumbass! Start giving us info, you rotten dev, or you're gonna be sorry! Maybe I'll change the source code of the game, line by line! Or maybe I'll reveal some goddamn confidential information! How could such a big developer with a big, huge amount of talent take so goddam long to reveal us like a *****!? Oh Square Enix! I love you, Square Enix! Come give Sakurai a big fat paycheck Square Enix! NOW PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GODDAMN CLOUDS AND START THE ****ING TRAILER!"
Cue to an idllyic field, where the Belmonts, Bayonetta, Link and Zelda are all walking around, when they are suddenly surrounded by strange, yellow monsters. From above, a figure comes down and cuts them down, one by one, like a beast, wielding a giant blade.
It's Nier (Brother)