Social *sigh* oh the life of a Zelda main [A new zelda discussion zone]

[Bing]

My epilepsy is caused by a birth defect and triggered by stress and lack of sleep. I asked my neurologist if I was good to play video games lol

 

[GKInfinity]

Huh that's pretty crazy

I'm certainly not johning though lol. I've played this game for a long time and I'm not making excuses about why I'm not getting better but rather why I don't really have the motivation to play much anymore. At any rate I'm glad you're not letting your situation stop you from enjoying a great game

 

[Soloist]

Just out of curiosity, how many zelda players live in michigan (if any)? I may be visiting this summer and it'd be really cool to smash with some people while I'm there.

Just me.

What city will you be staying in if you come?

 

[DerfMidWest]

bing, can't you take medication for it?

 

[Bing]

I do take medication for it lol

 

[GKInfinity]

Just me.

What city will you be staying in if you come?

Oh sweet. In all likelihood I'll kind of be traveling around the state but I'll be spending most of my time around Lansing.

 

[Soloist]

Cool. East Lansing (MSU) is actually one of Michigan's hotspots for smash and frequent tourney location. Top MI players Shady and Dope dwell in that area.

When the time comes, post here and I'm sure something can be worked out.

 

[Dark Hart]

So I have a dilemma...

April 21st there's this meteor shower and I want to do a bunch of altering substances

Spoiler

lsd

with a bunch of my friends

There's also a tourney on this day (bout 90 minutes away) pretty hype NC one too

Should I risk not getting back in time to drop with my friends because iunno when Im gonna make it back? Should I not go at all? What should I do?

 

[Juno McGrath]

Drop at the same time as your friends as your leaving the tourney

 

[Dark Hart]

Depends when blackchris is planning on leaving ecu, dylan

I really want to do both but I just don't think I'll be able to...

 

[¿Qué?]

I heard drugs are bad for you.

:3

Naw, but srsly I think you should do what you feel like doing more when that day actually comes. You still have time to think about it.

 

[Deleted member]

wasting money on acid is as bad as wasting money on a tournament as a zelda main. at that point you should just pick whichever has the lesser monetary cost to minimize your loss.

 

[Dark Hart]

I've never wasted money on acid



It has always been more than worth the simple cost

 

[Juno McGrath]

"waste money on acid"

You sir, are a lost little lamb, what a sad little world you must live in.

 

[Deleted member]

you're also famous for getting rested out of zelda's fsmash. clearly your judgments are jank (that's a slang way to refer to said target of the description being of questionable in terms of quality, but if you're doing acid you should already know that).

 

[Dark Hart]

I'm also famous for saying nayru's ***** but I mean I know it's not a good move. I wanted to see if he could do it consistently, I got the first stock I was happy with myself XD edit: also I was a TO at that tourney so **** you for saying I can't have fun

Also, have you ever done LSD? The whole "questionable in terms of quality" thing is kinda like faceroll.



Have you ever seen yourself through your own eyes looking out at a world so familiar and simultaneously new that you can't believe it's always even been there and you never noticed and then cried about it?

 

[¿Qué?]

I've poop'd green.

 

[TheLake]

Awww man i love meteor showers!

I say go to the smash tourney

then look outside during grand finals

see the meteor shower

be infused with its power

and turn into shiek

hate it

know that power isn't worth it

and in doing so disregard the use of drugs

and just keep kicking people

because at the end of the day

the merit of your self worth and enlightenment shouldn't come from substance abuse

it should come from the abuse of others

through kick

after kick

god speed

 

[Bing]

oh my God.

Im laughing XD

TheLake for President.

 

[¿Qué?]

Awww man i love meteor showers!

I say go to the smash tourney

then look outside during grand finals

see the meteor shower

be infused with its power

and turn into shiek

hate it

know that power isn't worth it

and in doing so disregard the use of drugs

and just keep kicking people

because at the end of the day

the merit of your self worth and enlightenment shouldn't come from substance abuse

it should come from the abuse of others

through kick

after kick

god speed

Do you pay people to write your material for you? Coz genus.

 

[GKInfinity]

TheLake

He is a god among mere mortals

His writing style never ceases to amaze

And his electrical kicking prowess knows no bounds

He roams the streets

Beating drug peddling gangsters to the curbs with the proverbial fist that is his wisdom

Every time he kicks you in the face

You get one step closer to understanding the truth

You see, TheLake sees sheik for what she really is

A man

And also someone with a lot of needles

Who probably uses them to do drugs

And drugs are bad

TheLake is an entity that is not easily described

As his knowledge transcends the bounds that normal humans are restricted by

TheLake is truly someone who all zeldas should aspire to become

And the more you think about it, the more you will realize

That unless you take his teachings to heart

The best that you can be in comparison

Is a simple pond

 

[DerfMidWest]

enh... you ain't TheLake.
Nice try regardless ^^

 

[Dark Hart]

I've never abused a substance

Lol

Lake

I love you

 

[Krynxe]

Please do not talk about the use of drugs or alcohol. See the global rules for more information.

 

[DerfMidWest]

melee is my drug of choice :D

 

[ShroudedOne]

Because your love, your love, your love

Is my drug

Your love, your love, your love~

Going to go slice my wrists now.

 

[Dark Hart]

I may have abused coke once

That was a strange week for me

 

[DerfMidWest]

I like to ignore nice mods too.
What drugs do you guys think Zelda does?
because we all know dat ***** is not straight edge.

 

[Dark Hart]

***** got maaaaaad roxy's on deck

 

[Bing]

I didnt use Zelda this tourney... I totally forgot lolol...


I won a money match as Bowser though...

They went G&W game 1. I 2 stocked him. Game 2 he went Doc, he got my down to my last stock high percent(144) and I 0-death'd his last stock.

Go bowser?

 

[GKInfinity]

Bowser is the worst character in melee

So congrats on your victory

 

[Deleted member]

so cosmo's speedrun is godlike.

mewtwo is worse than bowser.

 

[Vyke]

Senior Water on friends account
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did you watch his glitch speed run max?

mewtwo can camp

bowser...kills if you hit his shield


hmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Bing]

Yeah both games were on Yoshi's... XD

 

[Deleted member]

Senior Water on friends account
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did you watch his glitch speed run max?

mewtwo can camp

bowser...kills if you hit his shield


hmmmmmmmmmmm

i watched the memory overwrite that leads to a dead ganon, the video is pretty sick. i'm probably going to try a black gauntlet run in master quest this week, so i might have to steal the jump attack into zora's domain.

unless you do something blatantly wrong, mewtwo has no real way to capitalize on you even if he successfully camps you. for reasons like this, i'm pretty sure zelda should beat mewtwo, even if the match is even. but then again i'm also fairly convinced that mewtwo is the worst character in the game for many, many reasons.

 

[Dark Hart]

So I learned that you can dash attack a fox's running nair...

And supposing they don't DI away you can follow up and do awesome Zelda things...

Other than that I can't seem to find any advantageous part of that matchup for Zelda... I'm trying pretty hard too haha

 

[Bing]

Zelda's advantage in that MU is Sheik.

Otherwise its an MU no one wants to be apart of.

 

[Deleted member]

Zelda's advantage in that MU is Sheik.

Otherwise its an MU no one wants to be apart of.

fox beats sheik too.

 

[Dark Hart]

^

 

[Bing]

Still not as bad as Zelda though lol.