Right there. Swift was awesome.
...okay, I'll give you that.
My style of writing for that paragraph was comparable to swift's; I wasn't being literal, and a lot of people took it at face value. Just like with A Modest Proposal
Modest Proposal was entirely satirical. You plunked a random paragraph down in the middle of two non-satirical ones.
Modest Proposal was also so completely outlandish that noone would have ever taken it seriously. Your paragraph, on the other hand... well, we see those exact arguments made all over the place. People read Modest Proposal and go "What the ****?". People read that paragraph and say "Oh, this argument again."
Keep in mind that you're in the Smashboards Tactical Discussion. We see much dumber stuff than that around here every hour, on the hour.
Well if DRAGZ says it, it must be true.
I'd make fun of you for the situation, but RDK thinks you're intelligent. That should be insulting enough.
Snap! I love this thread.