Switchblade
Smash Journeyman
Some facts about the Falcon:
He has only 'showed his moves' to one mortal. that mortal is Chuck Norris.
The Falcon has never driven faster than two miles per hour, but never lost a race. He simply looks at the other cars and they know better than to move.
The Falcon never smiles. If he did, the universe wold rip in half, unable to support such manly beauty.
Every time Captain Falcon yells "PAWNCH," every female within two light years climaxes.
He has only 'showed his moves' to one mortal. that mortal is Chuck Norris.
The Falcon has never driven faster than two miles per hour, but never lost a race. He simply looks at the other cars and they know better than to move.
The Falcon never smiles. If he did, the universe wold rip in half, unable to support such manly beauty.
Every time Captain Falcon yells "PAWNCH," every female within two light years climaxes.