See, this is the problem with our community, imo. This is probably the most profound advice ever posted from a veteran olimar player, and everyone here just blows it off. Nietono throws away red pikmin because it messes up the CG on fox and he gets a whole thread dedicated to doing it in every match-up, in excruciating, horny, meat-riding detail... but hilt was so ridiculed in his omniscience that he felt the need to dumb down his advice to this:
Okay but real talk though new kid, learn how to usmash oos and you're golden. Run away a lot, bait approaches, throw traps in their way to make their life hell. Get good at whistling, learn how to watch for your purples in line. After that, asking specific questions will be the best way to improve. We'll help in whatever we can. At least I will, haha. If I think of any general pieces of advice, I'll post them as well.
And lets be honest everyone - this post ^here^ is a steaming pile of horse manure. Who the **** wants to read this (I mean, save for the obvious)?!? REALLY? DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT OLIMAR'S FORWARD SMASH AND GRAB LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME?! OR THAT HE GETS MORE PURPLE PIKMIN ON FINAL DESTINATION, OR THAT OUR BEST STRATEGY IS TO HOPE PEOPLE RUN INTO UPSMASH? This is what I learned the community thinks of our character from commentators like juice.doom (name search doom -doom- max krechmar).
Think about that.
that is all
EDIT: Shout-outs to jersey shore commentators
EDIT2: If you could combine pierce's knowledge of the game (except pikmin pluck terrain ratios and nana desync mechanics) + doom's personality and have that person commentate with DragonMasterBrandon, that would be gdlk. DM at least knows not to talk about stuff he knows nothing about.
EDIT7: my body is zori
EDIT: number 3: Shout-outs to hilt saying "I ****ing lol'd at your last post" on Facebook to me sometime in the next few days when I randomly message him on chat about some random *** tournament he's supposed to be hosting in ohio (**** daycia, school has been in session like 2 times now since SiiS4292)
Edit 6.0221415x10^23: Fun fact, brawl has not even been out for 4292 days