Goop
Chance: 10%
I think there is a strong possibility that we get Helix. He was hella marketed by Nintendo and he's really popular - not like Twintelle popular, but still. Though I'm docking him some points because I'm not sure he might break that barrier of not properly conveying the idea of ARMS. Obviously he can't be an alt so solo's his only shot.
Want: 95%
This right here? Peak character design.
Steroids
Chance: 15%
Max Brass is the OG final boss man, the organizer of the ARMS tournament, and the reigning champion. Sure, story importance tends not to matter when picking characters, but that's because they usually pick the main character and call it a day. If basegame characters are not allowed for whatever reason, we need to look at those kinds of credentials and Brass' ain't bad. He's even pretty good at being a no-frills bona fide ARMS character, no confusion there. Not overly gimmicky either. But still, I think if they were looking for a non-AT non-Mii non-Spirit, they'd go with Dr. Coyle. And he's too big to be an alt.
Want: 80%
I mean he's cool but I didn't find him very memorable.
Misanthropy
Chance: 1%
Nobody likes Misango. He's easily the least popular ARMS character, he doesn't have any important lore connections, he's too gimmicky to get in Smash, I just don't see any reason for him to get in over any of the other characters. Oh yeah and he can't be an alt because that would neuter the only unique thing about him.
Want: 1%
**** Misango. Playing as him is boring, his mechanic is way too complex and I never got the hang of it. And playing against him sucks too.
The arm is a brave extremity
Chance: 50%
At this point it happens or it doesn't. Whether Nintendo chooses to prioritize each individual character's uniqueness or to add as many as they can, they're two different kinds of fanservice. I dunno. It certainly can be done with the right group of characters. Will some be upset? Sure, comes with the territory. Will it be a poor representation of (some of) the characters? Maybe. Doesn't have to be, but it might. But how the result turns out doesn't matter when determining chance, all that matters is if they'd give it a try in the first place. And I think they could. The oft-mentioned group of Spring Man, Ribbon Girl, Min Min and Ninjara is a pretty solid choice, I mean, Ribbon Girl was always going to be an alt or an Echo, Ninjara's lucky to be there at all and Min Min fans don't have to wait for next game. And that leaves us so that we can get Twintelle or Dr. Coyle as a second rep. Other, less outlandish combinations like Spring Man and Ribbon Girl or Spring Man and Springtron definitely raise the likelihood as well. I don't have much else to say, I've litigated this possibility so many times that I'm just kind of tuned out and I care about the characters themselves more.
Want: abstain
I hate alts that could be playable characters. In the day of the Echo Fighter, when we have **** like Dr. Mario, Dark Pit, and Lucina as separate characters because of a slight difference in stats, there's no excuse not to label a character an Echo. To this day I rage that Alph has to be a color swap when Richter gets to have his own spot on the CSS and the poster. I want to be able to play as Bowser Jr. in different colors, Larry being there does nothing for me. Only time I could somewhat accept it is the Heroes, because there's absolutely no chance that more than one of them ever got in (and even then, I'm peeved that they couldn't be bothered to record the announcer calling them Luminary, Erdrick, Solo and Eight).
With ARMS it should be the same. I want Ribbon Girl to get her own slot. I'd love for Min Min to be unique. But at the same time I've had enough time to process it, and I get it. There's only so much you can do with an ARMS character. First time around you can do a mostly gimmickless character because the ARMS themselves are the gimmick. For the second character you need nothing more. I don't think a character like Spring Man or Min Min can get in as a second unique character if the other one gets in first without still being kind of redundant. If only one of them can get in as unique, then maybe it's better for both of them to get in as one slot.
So, you know, it is what it is. I won't go into my four Echoes theory because it's off-topic, but that's obviously the best outcome.
Noms: ****ing Tidus x10
Gordon Freeman prediction: 33.5%
Just to clarify, I have the same opinion for Helix, Max Brass, and Misango. If I group them together, will I need six sentences for chance and want?
You can group them together, but that'd need 12 sentences, same as if you rate them separately.
So I'm guess in the minority here? Could've sworn Helix was among the more popular characters in the cast...
Nah, he definitely is.