stingers
Smash Obsessed
I'm not going to make a long essay about this. I'm going to use bullets, because I have better things to do.
- Start participating in Matchup Discussion. No, not just your own matchup discussion. Other people's matchup discussion. When someone makes a topic like, say, "MK vs. ROB", and you refuse to help with the matchup at all, you come off as immature. You're Planking the Metagame - stalling it so you can continue your streak of uncontested dominance as long as you can...before your character is banned, anyway. Wouldn't it be better to get out there and give people tips on how to beat you so your character won't get banned? Really now. Why do you think nobody likes Mew2King? (Hint: It's not his poor social skills!)
- If you're better then your opponents, start sandbagging. It'll make people think they have a chance against you instead of giving up immediately. Oh, don't complain: "We shouldn't have to purposefully play worse just because we're better then them!" isn't a valid excuse, it's just a stupid john. If you really didn't want to get your character banned, you'd make minor sacrifices in order to PROGRESS THE METAGAME (omg no way) and make people think "Hey, I just did pretty good against this Meta Knight player. Maybe he's not as broken as I thought - I'll work harder now!"
- Don't Plank. Don't spam tornado. Don't spam Up-B. Don't spam Dsmash. Just don't spam. It's easy to beat - it's a scrub strategy, after all. But it's really not fun to play against. You look like an idiot, and the person playing against you gets agitated. And if you want them to get agitated, you're a huge ****. Go play something else and leave the Smash Fanbase alone. You say playing to win, the rest of the smash community says you're gay and stops playing. And I know some idiot is going to come in and quote Sirlin in here, because Sirlin is all the rage these days. So I'll just ask you: Is it more important for you to win $70 at your local tournament, or have people actually want to play you? If you answered the first one, GJ killing the metagame over $70. Nice priorities, bro.