Proposition to Sydney

[Marteh]

Perth believe's it'd be in everyone's best interest to do a trade. You give us Scoot, in return we give you Pete.

Fair deal?

 

[Rad]

Does this Pete come programmed with dramatic stories?

 

[Marteh]

Of course, but wait there's more this Pete also has the following traits
-Rage quitting if losing first stock
-Johns Johns and more Johns
-The ability to destroy a controller by looking at it

I'd say you're getting quite your money's worth

 

[luke_atyeo]

can we just give you scoot for free?

 

[Rad]

That would defeat the objective of haggling.

 

[swordsaint]

can we just give you scoot for free?

I'm ok with this.

 

[Rad]

And our objective is definitely haggling.

 

[Vyse]

I'm ok with this.

 

[Sieg]

Oooo, bring Pete over here.

Interesting.

Heh Heh Heh.

 

[Rad]

By god it's like no one actually wants him.

 

[Dekar289]

as an added bonus for everyone, vic will donate tak to somalia

 

[luke_atyeo]

And our objective is definitely haggling.

are you sure? I thought we were trying to make the world a better place

 

[Hater]

No mentioned killing you luke i dont know how you determined the world would be a better place

 

[Zero]

We don't want Pete. please no.

 

[Redact]

how about syd give you sword saint, sydney gets tak, and melbourne get pete
eeasssyyy

 

[M]

Why don't we just throw them all in SA?

 

[Jei Jei]

lol! The Aus. Smash draft thread.

This could be interesting.

 

[Dekar289]

smash draft! sounds great

 

[Bsrk_]

Come on guys you know you want Cabbage Patch Pete (tm)_ Comes with bizarre facial hair growth and sandals_ It could be your very own bearded lady_

 

[Redact]

can we trade timic for like zero

 

[Pete278]

Everyone in this thread except Redact is a huge ****** and I hate you all.

EDIT: Also, I've only broken two controllers and a phone, so that's clearly not destruction by looking.

 

[Nova]

Why don't we just throw them all in SA?

**** you.
10

 

[Rad]

I would be happy trading for half of Pete. The question being - which half?

 

[Pete278]

The half that has all the stories you want, obviously.

 

[Dekar289]

i got some crazy skilled abbos locked up in NT, will trade 5 to nsw for ted luke and zxv
2 to qld in exchange for accelerate, i'll chuck in an extra if we get chris too

 

[Rad]

The right half then?

(too obscure?)

 

[MTGod]

Pete's broken many people's spirits

 

[TakFR]

I want the half that doesn't obsess over fs/n, that half is much more interesting =)

 

[luke_atyeo]

The half that has all the stories you want, obviously.

sooo... neither?

 

[Technodeath]

You don't get a say. You're in ACT.

Not Melbourne or Sydney.

 

[C~Dog]

ACT is a part of NSW, the same way that a tumor is a part of your body.

 

[Technodeath]

Nicely done Conor.

 

[Marteh]

ACT is a part of NSW, the same way that a tumor is a part of your body.

Knew there was a reason I liked this guy

 

[C~Dog]

I sit here, every day, envying the people in that tumor. I wish I was part of a tumor like that.

 

[S.D]

Can I get a free transfer to Melbourne plz?

 

[EverAlert]

Of course, but wait there's more this Pete also has the following traits
-Rage quitting if losing first stock
-Johns Johns and more Johns
-The ability to destroy a controller by looking at it

I'd say you're getting quite your money's worth

So basically he's the same as scoot. Why bother?

 

[Zero]

Scott is better at the game than Pete.

 

[C~Dog]

Scoot loses crew battles.

 

[swordsaint]

scoot trips in crew battles.

 

[Pete278]

Scott plays the game.

Fixed.

Back to making a mono-type Ononokusu team.