Preconceived notions about people who play certain characters

[Linguini]

All black people either play fox, roy, samus or are ridiculously technical.

 

[Pi]

All black people either play fox, roy, samus or are ridiculously technical.

Lol

I'm gonna go find a random black person on the street and challenge him to a money match!!

 

[Yuna-Maria]

I've met a number of extremely chill Marth mains, which leads me to believe that Marth mains are chill dudes.

 

[KirbyKaze]

Bowser mains are loud.

 

[soap]

The main reason I switched from maining Falco to Pikachu is because the Falco boards were full of scrubs/cocky people whereas the people on the Pikachu boards are really nice and chill.

just stay off the boards if it bothers u

i disagree with like 90% of the stereotypes

except the part about black people being technical

 

[AlcyoNite]

DarkMusician, arguably the best Zelda main is a guy. Too bad he doesn't play Melee anymore.


Fox players are legit, falco players are not. Falcon mains are the guys who play the least gay and really love having fun. Shiek players are just in it to win. Marth players are players who hate brawl with a passion because edgeguarding is the most fun part about melee to them. Jiggs players are simply the best. =D

^^ 100% biased opinion ^^

The main reason I switched from maining Falco to Pikachu is because the Falco boards were full of scrubs/cocky people whereas the people on the Pikachu boards are really nice and chill.

All black people either play fox, roy, samus or are ridiculously technical.

I approve all of these.

 

[spider_sense]

LOL @ Linguini and Asian Raven post. I bet all of those theories had something to do with me in one way or another.

I think Peach players are irrational, easily angered, and overly emotional. lol

Falco/Fox players seem pretty relaxed, somewhat oblivious to things around them.

Sheik players are kinda selfish and play only to win, never for the joy of the character.

Marth players are by far the funniest cause they only stick to 3 moves that they know.

Ganon mains are definitely the loudest, toughest, coolest dudes on the planet. And overall mad friendly.

 

[brg]

People with no mains are....?

 

[Yuna-Maria]

Sheik players are kinda selfish and play only to win, never for the joy of the character.

This thread just makes me cry.

 

[spider_sense]

This thread just makes me cry.

Haha except those who named themselves after one of my favorite Final Fantasy characters of course.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

I saw that comment, you.

 

[L__]

This isn't about characters

...

People who chaingrab in friendlies are very, very, sore losers.

 

[Lovage]

lol character stereotypes

ken's peach theory is always true
fox players ****

 

[L__]

^^^^^^

Technical Fox players ****

 

[nicaboy]

Hmm I got a good one that sheik players atomaticaly suck!!! Sheik as a charcter is respected but sheik players are always thought to be a scrub who just picked up the game. I know im not the only one that has noticed that.

 

[spider_sense]

Lol ok ok, I'll take back that statement I said about sheik players and say that only applies to SOME sfl players. Travis and Techzero are my asian little cousins. Nicaboy is excluded too as well as Seibrik.

 

[nicaboy]

Lol jason I didnt even read that post.

Doc players are black? Too good swf.

 

[soap]

I think Peach players are irrational, easily angered, and overly emotional. lol

.

i instantly think of this peach main from wisconsin....

 

[Yuna-Maria]

Haha except those who named themselves after one of my favorite Final Fantasy characters of course.

I'm the Yuna who carries guns and wants the whole world to stare at her exposed midriff, not the Yuna who smiles when she's feeling sad and made sweet, sweet love to Meg Ryan in a magical ghost lake.

On topic: Another thing I've noticed amongst my peers is that Captain Falcon players are very, very, very excitable, probably due to the exciting nature of their character of choice.

 

[spider_sense]

I'm the Yuna who carries guns and wants the whole world to stare at her exposed midriff, not the Yuna who smiles when she's feeling sad and made sweet, sweet love to Meg Ryan in a magical ghost lake.

On topic: Another thing I've noticed amongst my peers is that Captain Falcon players are very, very, very excitable, probably due to the exciting nature of their character of choice.

Word, that Yuna is pretty chill too. Haha

 

[Nø Ca$h]

all luigi players are stuck in the 80s. pass it down.

also, the majority of kirby/roy scrubs think that kirby/roy is the best. but thats obvious lol

 

[Fly_Amanita]

Kirby mains aren't serious about life.

 

[BigD!!!]

jigglypuff players annoy most of the other people at the tournament

falco players like to complain about falco's weaknesses

ganon players never complain about ganon's weaknesses even though they should

roy players are usually easy wins

 

[azianraven]

Kirby mains aren't serious about life.

QFT. One person comes to mind..

 

[Zunari]

People with no mains are....?

Indecisive.

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

Samus mains are alcoholics, drunks, or recovering alcoholics/drunks.
Also Ganon mains are crazy nice, except to Laijin.

 

[Pi]

Why am I finding that so many of these seem to hold true!!!!

 

[Laijin]

Falco players are douche bags.
Fox players think their elite.
Ganon players(and this btw is ****ing true cause I have confirmed it) are even bigger douches than Falco players. They really are. I have never encountered a set group of players who are bigger *******s. I have never met a ganon player that I did'nt think was a complete ****. This includes every ganon player in FL, GA and elsewhere that I have encountered.

 

[Dark Sonic]

ganon Players(and This Btw Is ****ing True Cause I Have Confirmed It) Are Even Bigger Douches Than Falco Players. They Really Are. I Have Never Encountered A Set Group Of Players Who Are Bigger *******s. I Have Never Met A Ganon Player That I Did'nt Think Was A Complete ****. This Includes Every Ganon Player In Fl, Ga And Elsewhere That I Have Encountered.

Roooooock Croooock!?!?!

 

[NES n00b]

All other character mains besides falcon players are douches.

 

[Laijin]

Roooooock Croooock!?!?!

Not one ganon player is excluded from that list.

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

If RockCrock was a **** to you it's your own fault.

 

[Laijin]

Hey. Does'nt mean I don't get along with said people. I can have conversations with them and stuff. But I have heard stories about that particular ganon player you guys happen to mention(as well as other ganon players) as well as I have seen the tendancy of ganon players to be complete *****(usually on smashboards)

 

[CRASHiC]

Rockcrock is a nice dude. He's far from a ****
I accidentally took his controller, and still have it because of moving johns, and he hasn't given me **** about it. He was willing to play me in Melee despite me sucking ***.
He and Phanna picked me up too.
I don't see where the *** part comes in.

 

[Laijin]

Wow. I did'nt expect anyone to actually be offended by my post. I was just contributing to the thread.
You guys need to calm the **** down and quit taking it seriously. I don't need to give specific reasons as to why I think a certain person qualifies as a ****.

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

Laijin: *insultingly wrong statement*
Other people: *reasons why you're wrong*
Laijin: Whoa man calm the **** down.

XD never change

 

[AlcyoNite]

RockCrock is not an exception to any rule. Everyone else who has discussed Ganon mains has said that they are pureley amazing. NO one is excluded from THAT rule. If you main Ganon, you are awesome.

Young Link mains are usually whiney, especially about how "broken" Marth is..

 

[Archangel]

I've been told that Most Samus players are almost always Brothas (Black).

 

[-ACE-]

Laijin: *insultingly wrong statement*
Other people: *reasons why you're wrong*
Laijin: Whoa man calm the **** down.

XD never change

This. Laijin, I hope I get to MM your Sheik one day.

 

[N64]

So here's my general stereotyping of character players. Some of these have glaring exceptions to the rules, but from my experience most of them fit. There's some interesting stuff in there I realized, dunno if you guys will agree.

Fox mains: Love being technical. Either extremely interested in showing off, or (more commonly) extremely relaxed irl.
Marth mains: Patient in game, relatively impatient out of it.
Sheik mains: Probably the bulkiest smashers. Put shiek and marth mains in a fist fight against all other smashers together and I'm not sure who'd win.
Falco mains: Two-word tags and/or are black.

Peach mains: Are ridiculously skinny or slightly overweight. Also smile a lot.
Captain Falcon mains: Really loud or really quiet. No inbetweens.
Jigglypuff mains: Prideful.
Ice Climbers mains: Get frustrated relatively easily, but are really cool when not frustrated.

Samus mains: I'll go with IHSB's answer.
Dr. Mario: Generally really smart and well spoken players.
Ganondorf mains: also going with common answer, are really awesome.
Luigi mains: Goofy.
Donkey Kong mains: Also kinda bulky/strong players.
Mario mains: Combination of Doc mains + Luigi mains.

Link mains: Talk a lot (but usually not a bad thing)
Pikachu mains: at least 6' tall. Pretty relaxed.
Young Link mains: also at least 6' tall.
Roy mains: Easy to hang out with.
Zelda mains: Generally pretty cute, regardless of gender.
Game and Watch mains: haven't met any : /

Ness mains: no idea.
Yoshi mains: Smile a loooot.
Bowser mains: Prideful as well. Tend to be kinda loud.
Mewtwo mains: Have a top tier secondary.
Kirby mains: Are pretty funny.
Pichu mains: don exits.