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Preconceived notions about people who play certain characters

weon - X

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ppl who play brawl:
30%scrub
80%admit melee is better, only they think its too late to get good
20%play both

100% of the competitive scene play it for glory and money. usually not for fun.
i used to be in that 80%, but i could'nt stand playing brawl anymore, so i switched although i tought i would never get good, but its not as hard as i imagined, in less than a year i cought up to the guy that tought me how to play ... and when i started he had been playin for 2 years, so who ever thinks that melee is better but plays brawl should be ashamed of themselves for no having the balls to give it a shot...

lol dont take this post this seriously lol
 

Laijin

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Laijin, I play ganon, and we're pretty good friends. I take offense to that D=




QFT. Hes a really awesome guy. Its shame he can't stand me. Oh well.

Also, another added notion about Ganon players is that they are all skinny white guys, with the exception of maybe 3-4, who are skinny black guys.
dude you play like everyone. you dont count.
 

Jonas

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Bowser players are either

1) Delusional idiots who actually think Bowser has a chance
2) Bowser fans who don't care about winning tournaments but only play him because he's cuuuuute
3) Fat
 

Yuna-Maria

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I'm a Bowser fan who thinks he's adorable. It's just that sex appeal will inspire me to play a character long before "d'awwww" factor will, which is why I main Sheik. It's not 'cause she's top tier. It's 'cause she's really, really hot.
 

Archangel

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I'm a Bowser fan who thinks he's adorable. It's just that sex appeal will inspire me to play a character long before "d'awwww" factor will, which is why I main Sheik. It's not 'cause she's top tier. It's 'cause she's really, really hot.
You are aware that Sheik is a ****** right? As in when you pull down her trousers you'll see a Stick come out...no not a C-stick.
 

Jonas

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Ewwwwww
No, she doesn't magically change gender, beause that would be too weird. It's just a disguise.
And by the way, I call GANNON-BANNED for claiming Sheik is a guy.
 

.Marik

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Sheik is actually Zelda in disguise, and Zelda is female.

Therefore, Sheik=Zelda=Female.

Don't get it twisted.
 

Archangel

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Yes that's what I read. She "Changes Gender" as part of the Disguise. Meaning she sticks her hand in her Pikachu and pulls out a Big Floppy Mewtwo....:(
 

Sliq

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Jigglypuff mains don't know how to play any other character and are generally bad at life.
Hey, I know how to play as Link and Falco! Also my life is awesome. Must mean I secretly main Link and use Jigglypuff for my bad matchups (see: all).
 

Yuna-Maria

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I've seen enough hentai of a scantily clad Sheik to make her fully female in my mind. Besides, I hated Ocarina of Time, so I could give a crap what the canon is for that game. Melee's in-game dossiers use feminine pronouns in reference to Sheik, so Sheik is a sexy, sexy trap girl.
 

Comrade

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I've seen enough hentai of a scantily clad Sheik to make her fully female in my mind. Besides, I hated Ocarina of Time, so I could give a crap what the canon is for that game. Melee's in-game dossiers use feminine pronouns in reference to Sheik, so Sheik is a sexy, sexy trap girl.
so, about this hentai......

I've never heard sheik was a dude. i mean, have you seen sheik's physique? it looks fairly feminine to me....
 

Yuna-Maria

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fair enough. i had a feeling that might be the case. i guess its a nostalgic thing for ppl who played when they were like 6
Yeah, I don't think it's bad or anything. The appeal is just not something that strikes at me. The Legend of Zelda is something you're supposed to take at face value, which is fine, but not for someone like me who spends her spare time picking things apart and analyzing every last detail. Is it any wonder that Mass Effect is my favorite game of all time?
 

Yuna-Maria

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miss yuna's italicization of game titles is hilarious to me for some reason
It amuses a lot of people. I take pride in being a grammar Nazi, though.
On topic: Mewtwo mains are either so hype it's scary or casual players who probably really like Brinstar Depths or something.
 
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