[Official SSB4 Discussion] --- Nintendo announces 2 new Smash games!

[woopyfrood]

It is just an excuse for not advancing in life, particularly the fat, ugly women. Oooo Buuuuurn.


And I can live without RE characters.

*cough* EDUCATION TYME NAO.

Feminists are people strive to make a culture respect both genders equally. Feminism basically aims to eliminate the need for feminism.

"Pseudo-Feminists" are idiots who thinks feminism is to convert a society into making women the superior gender and actually act this out by looking down on men. These are the women who complain about men holding the door open for them and think that common courtesy is implying that they are weak. Thankfully these people are very few.

 

[flyinfilipino]

I approve.

Except maybe HE would be cooler:

Maybe...boss battle?

Mega Man could give Smash a try and see how he likes it. Besides, MasterWarlord says he's REQUIRED, so we might be seeing him.

I realize that Ryu is from a totally different kind of fighting game, but there's some appeal in that...I think.

 

[Darky Dee]

Aye. Personally, I do not think Capcom would be a good third-party, for the simple fact that Capcom is already popular in the genre. I love Mega, but he already appeared in three fighting crossover games.

I'd make an exception for Megaman, not that I am a fan of the series, but mainly because he is a ***** and very popular because he's a *****. Since he isn't a true fighter, transitioning his move sets to Brawl wouldn't bug me as much as putting in Street Fighter, Darkstalkers, Rival Schools, etc because they are already fighting games and have a different set of inputting strict commands in for moves, very different for Brawl's simplistic commands.

 

[Heartz♥]

No no no, woopy. I didnt mean feminism, I meant feminine "supremacy". HUGE difference. My bad. You are right. *still not a feminist*

 

[woopyfrood]

No no no, woopy. I didnt mean feminism, I meant feminine "supremacy". HUGE difference. My bad. You are right. *still not a feminist*

Ah. Yes. Sexist Supremacy is STOOpade.

Also, Hsien-Ko for Smash.

 

[Heartz♥]

Anyway, here is my Super Smash Bros. Royale wish list:

Impa [Stronger, yet slower Shiek clone]
Lip [hit you on the head with a magic flower]
Isaac [Earth swordsman for hire]
Ridley [Space dragons are WIN]
King K. Rool [Kool Beans]
Paper Mario [Dr. Mario, now PAPER Mario]
Krystal [Female space flurry needed]
Dixie Kong [Moar monkeys NAO]
Sora [I'ma hit you wit meh keyblade]

Unlikeliness or not...

 

[flyinfilipino]

Paper Mario [Dr. Mario, now PAPER Mario]

Dr. Paper Mario? Everyone wins!

*waits with you for someone to start arguing*

 

[Darky Dee]

Anyway, here is my Super Smash Bros. Royale wish list:

Impa [Stronger, yet slower Shiek clone]
Lip [hit you on the head with a magic flower]
Isaac [Earth swordsman for hire]
Ridley [Space dragons are WIN]
King K. Rool [Kool Beans]
Paper Mario [Dr. Mario, now PAPER Mario]
Krystal [Female space flurry needed]
Dixie Kong [Moar monkeys NAO]
Sora [I'ma hit you wit meh keyblade]

Unlikeliness or not...

Almost half of that roster is made of of females. You're a feminist!

Do you really want a Sheik clone? I mean, do we all really want clones?! WHRYYYY!? IMPA WAS NEVER AN IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN THE SERIES BESIDES BEING ZELDA'S *****.

Lip is a ***got.

Issac is win. Ridley needs to lose a few inches. King K. Rool is golden. PAPER MARIO!? WHRY!? Krystal-- you're such a feminist. Dixie Kong is gold too. SORA IS A ***GOT-- but that would be cool regardless of his orientation. Would have to go through two loop holes through Disney and Square for that. TOO MUCH TROUBLE!

*waits with you for someone to start arguing*

LOLgodamyouguys

Talk about Ray MK II, Isacc, Midna, Captain Rainbow, Dixie Kong, and K. Rool then we're rolling.

 

[Chief Mendez]

Is that movie even canological to the series?

I honestly do not know. Leon's in it though, and so I must watch it at least once. I can only hope they let the dialog writers from RE4 write the script...

LOL, I like you. Not Chief Mendez.

D:

What does everyone think of this guy?

I think that's a horrible picture of Ryu. But I would be supersupersuper happy if he got in. I'd say there's a good chance of it, but ideally Mega Man and Joe would come first.

Also, Q-Bee for Smash.

Fix'd.

Impa [Stronger, yet slower Shiek clone]
Sora [I'ma hit you wit meh keyblade]

You keep saying you want Impa...but she's never actually done anything in a game besides teach you a song, give you a shiny coin, and fail at protecting Din/Nayru...sooo...

And I'm personally all for Sora, but you gotta' remember: he really has very little connection to Nintendo. Sure, Chain of Memories...but that's being released on the PS2, which I can guarantee is where most people are going to play the game first, despite that version releasing years after the original.

Unless KH3 is on a Ninty system (or Sora plays a significant part in 358/2 Days), then his chances are pretty slim, methinks.

EDIT - "WHRYYYY!?"...you're using that wrong. I bet you're not even pronouncing it correctly...

 

[Heartz♥]

Oh come on. Clearly we all know of the lack of females. If I were feminist, I would have did THIS:


Daisy
Lyn
Impa
Lip
Shadow Queen
Amy Rose
Blaze the Cat
Cream and Cheese
Dixie Kong
Krystal
Female Marth clone from FE

 

[flyinfilipino]

I think that's a horrible picture of Ryu. But I would be supersupersuper happy if he got in. I'd say there's a good chance of it, but ideally Mega Man and Joe would come first.

I know, I didn't want anyone's opinion to be biased by how cool he looked in the picture.

Just throwin' this out there for ya:

Didn't Captain Rainbow's game do not so well or something?

 

[Darky Dee]

I honestly do not know. Leon's in it though, and so I must watch it at least once. I can only hope they let the dialog writers from RE4 write the script...

Which I doubt. Leon even looks different. HE TOOK STEROIDS.

And I'm personally all for Sora, but you gotta' remember: he really has very little connection to Nintendo. Sure, Chain of Memories...but that's being released on the PS2, which I can guarantee is where most people are going to play the game first, despite that version releasing years after the original.

I wasted money on KHII: FM Re: CoM. NOT WORTH IT-- same **** in 3D, serious business.

Unless KH3 is on a Ninty system (or Sora plays a significant part in 358/2 Days), then his chances are pretty slim, methinks.

Spoiler

Sora=Roxas, LOL, or so they think.

EDIT - "WHRYYYY!?"...you're using that wrong. I bet you're not even pronouncing it correctly...

I didn't mean to add the R. I swear!

Oh come on. Clearly we all know of the lack of females. If I were feminist, I would have did THIS:

I'd do Simon Belmont, she's fine.

 

[Heartz♥]

Shiek taught songs and got ***** by darkness and SHE got a position

Pit was low demand and HE got a position.

ROB was a robot w/e and IT got a position.

Marth was JP and SHE got a position.

 

[flyinfilipino]

What can Impa offer that Sheik doesn't? (I know nothing of this Impa)

 

[MasterWarlord]

The female roster has too many girls which are not hawt. Females are in video games nowadays solely for sex appeal. Soul Calibur proves this.

Oh come on. Clearly we all know of the lack of females. If I were feminist, I would have did THIS:


Daisy Rosalina is hawter.
Lyn
Impa Have you seen her in Zelda CDI? Butt ugly and old, even in OOT. Needs a phoenix wright girl.
Lip ZOMG UNDERAGE. Replace with Soul Calibur girl.
Shadow Queen
Amy Rose Underage. Amy's supposedly only 12. . .No wonder Sonic hates her. Needs more Rouge the Bat who is 18 and hawt.
Blaze the Cat
Cream and Cheese ZOMG UNDERAGE. Replace with another Soul Calibur girl.
Dixie Kong ZOMG UGLY FURRY. Replace with Candy Kong.
Krystal
Female Marth clone from FE

 

[Darky Dee]

Shiek taught songs and got ***** by darkness and SHE got a position

Don't know if you know this, but...

Spoiler

Sheik is really Zelda with a penus.

8D

 

[Heartz♥]

What can Impa offer that Sheik doesn't? (I know nothing of this Impa)

Impa is the last REAL Shiekah. Shiek was actually Zelda in disguise, so her ninjutsu was all fake with digital effects. And Warlord, a little discretion, please?

 

[Chief Mendez]

@flyinfilipino: HIS LIMBS ARE MADE OF BELTS

Daisy
Lyn
Impa
Lip
Shadow Queen
Amy Rose
Blaze the Cat
Cream and Cheese
Dixie Kong
Krystal
Female Marth clone from FE

You may not be a feminist, but you sir, are a liar. Everyone knows Cheese isn't a girl. How can I ever take anything you say seriously if you can't even differentiate between genders?

Shiek taught songs and got ***** by darkness and SHE got a position

Pit was low demand and HE got a position.

Sheik really only served to make Zelda more interesting and unique. If Zelda wasn't there, neither would Sheik. And Pit's retro, so he don't count.

Soul Calibur proves this.

To be fair, it's a Japanese fighting game--all of the females in those games have disturbingly unnatural proportions.

And we already have Zamus. And Snake's butt.

Isn't that enough?

 

[Darky Dee]

I don't think you can get as real as a Sheikah than having the root word be your name. LOL

And Snake's butt.

 

[Heartz♥]

My God. You guys love debating, even if something was a joke. Can't we all have a little casual chat? Sweet Jesus...

 

[flyinfilipino]

We are being casual...(I am at least)...should we tone it down some?

DDee: Didn't need to see that.

 

[Chief Mendez]

My God. You guys love debating, even if something was a joke. Can't we all have a little casual chat? Sweet Jesus...

O COME ON

We're talking about Snake's butt. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT OF US!? And if you post a list--even if you say it's a "dream list"...we're still going to rag on it. Why else would you post it than to see what others think of it?

Here, I know what'll make you feel better: a heaping helping of cheesecake!

 

[Darky Dee]

I THINK I SEE SOME CAMEL TOE! I'm not being casual. THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!

 

[woopyfrood]

B.B. HOOD.

...

I hope you are all smiling evilly at the thought of that.

 

[flyinfilipino]

I'm not being casual. THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!

You're being pro. SSB4f*g!

Woop: I liked her in that Marvel vs. Capcom game.

 

[Darky Dee]

Pro SSB4***? NO WAY! I love Melee, I am the one who *****es about Wavedashing being removed because I like being cheap showing that I have no life spending X hours a day practicing it so I can win tourneys.

 

[Heartz♥]

This IS the interweb. The way you guys type sounds real @$$hole. Fine. Rag on THIS:

Characters that should NOT be in SSB4:


All Third Parties
Ridley
New Pokemon
King K. Rool

...Discuss.

 

[Chief Mendez]

I wasted money on KHII: FM Re: CoM.

Yeah, but it was prettier. Also I'm glad I paid 70$ to import that, just for the chance to lose to the Enigmatic Soldier...

B.B. HOOD.

Man, somebody likes their Darkstalkers, eh wot? While it's not going to happen (seriously, there's never been a Darkstalkers game on an Ninty system, to my knowledge), she'd probably be up there near the top.

...Q-Bee's still better though.

This IS the interweb. The way you guys type sounds real @$$hole.

Okay, okay, okay. I apologize for offending you.

...But I mean, that's just how we roll in this thread. We're *******s to everyone.

 

[Heartz♥]

I THINK I SEE SOME CAMEL TOE! I'm not being casual. THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!

Please do not be rude.

 

[Darky Dee]

This IS the interweb. The way you guys type sounds real @$$hole. Fine. Rag on THIS:

Characters that should NOT be in SSB4:


All Third Parties
Ridley
New Pokemon
King K. Rool

...Discuss.

Do we really look like *******s? I mean, at least I use emoticions.

AND SCREW THAT LIST. KING K. ROOL SHOULD BE ELIGIBLE IN EVERY RIGHT!

Please do not be rude.

I'm sorry.

 

[woopyfrood]

But since Mewtwo isn't new, he still gets in, RIIIIIIIIGGHHHT?

 

[flyinfilipino]

This IS the interweb. The way you guys type sounds real @$$hole. Fine. Rag on THIS:

Characters that should NOT be in SSB4:


All Third Parties
Ridley
New Pokemon
King K. Rool

...Discuss.

Really? (Serious mode: sorry if I sounded @$$hole to you at all, it wasn't my intention) What have I become?!

 

[Darky Dee]

Really? (Serious mode: sorry if I sounded @$$hole to you at all, it wasn't my intention) What have I become?!

Me?! GET YOUR OWN PERSONA. I GOT MINE FROM

Spoiler

4chanlol

But all seriousness, why debunk K. Rool?

I doubt there will be a new PKMN game then. Really? Do we need a new Pokemon game that has a million monsters? Serious, REMAKE THE GAMES AND CONNECT THE DIFFERENT REGIONS SO IT CAN BE GOOD-- but in any case. No new Pokemon, just Mewtwo's return.

And at least one more third-party would be nice. GENO DOESN'T SATISFY THE THIRD-PARTY COUNT. Megaman perhaps?

 

[Heartz♥]

~Ultra Crush Friends Duel wish list~


Rayman
Spyro
Crash
Jak and Daxter
Ratchet and Clank
Coco
Cortex
Tak
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger

 

[Chief Mendez]

REMAKE THE GAMES AND CONNECT THE DIFFERENT REGIONS SO IT CAN BE GOOD

!!!

Wow. Holy sh*t man. You just blew my mind...a Pokemon game where you can travel between Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh at will, and catch every Pokemon without needing to trade or link...would be amazing.

~Ultra Crush Friends Duel wish list~

What's sad is that I know who all those characters are, and have played all but one of those games.

I'm such a hopeless nerd.

 

[woopyfrood]

You forgot Vexx.

 

[flyinfilipino]

My real wish wish wish WISH WISH list (in other words, only consisting of my favorite video game characters not currently in Smash) consists of:

Krystal
Yoshimitsu
Ivy
Talim
Leon S. Kennedy


Hopeless Nerd: As cool as that idea would be, it would keep Nintendo from making money on more separate remake games

EDIT: That, and several other reasons would make it a less than enjoyable adventure

 

[Darky Dee]

!!!

Wow. Holy sh*t man. You just blew my mind...a Pokemon game where you can travel between Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh at will, and catch every Pokemon without needing to trade or link...would be amazing.

Trading is for ***gots. Different versions would require you to still trade though. When you see it, you will **** bricks.

MY WISH WISH WISH WISH WISH are:
Captan Rainbow
Midna
Jill
Ray MK II
Isacc
Piers
NiGHTS
Megaman
Geno
Krytal
Dixie
King K. Rool
Master Chief
Yoda
Sephiroth

 

[MasterWarlord]

MW's DREAM SSB4 ROSTER!!!!!!ONE11111SHIFT

Mario:
36: Bowser Jr.
37: Baby Bowser
38: Paper Mario
39: Paper Luigi
40: Paper Bowser
41: Paper Peach
42: Dimentio
43: Rawk Hawk
44: Geno
45: Booster
46: Toad
47: Waluigi
48: Daisy
49: Rosalina
50: Dr. Mario
51: Hotel Mario
52: FLUDD Mario
53: Tanooki Mario
54: WEEGEE

Yoshi:
55: Birdo
56: Baby Mario Bros
57: Kamek

DK:
58: King K. Rool
59: Kaptain K. Rool
60: Baron K. Roolenstien
61: Boxer K. Rool (DK64)
62: Dixie Kong
63: Funky Kong
64: Cranky Kong
65: Lanky Kong
66: Tiny Kong
67: Chunky Kong
68: Swanky Kong
69: Wrinkly Kong
70: Candy Kong
71: Kiddy Kong
72: Krusha

Legend of Zelda:
73: Toon Ganondorf
74: Young Ganondorf
75: Old Ganondorf
76: Sword Ganondorf
77: Sword Zelda
78: Vaati
79: Anybody but Tingle

Pokemon
80: Mewtwo
81: Robot Suit Mewtwo
82: Mew
83: Pokemon Trainer (Mudkip, Grovyle, Blaziken)
84: Pokemon Trainer (Chimar, Grotle, Empoleon)
85: Pokemon Trainer (Cynaquil, Bayleef, Feraligator)
86: Pokemon Trainer (Bulbasaur, Charmeleon, Blastoise)
87: 5th gen rep
88: 6th gen rep
89: 7th gen rep
90: 8th gen rep
91: 9th gen rep
92: 10th gen rep
93: 666th gen rep
94: 9001th gen rep
95: Pichu
96: Tyranitar

Kirby:
97: Bonkers
98: Mr. Frosty
99: Knuckle Joe
100: Lolo & Lala

Starfox:
101: Krystal (Adventures)
102: Krystal (Assault)
103: Krystal (Command)
104: Leon
105: Panther
106: Pigma
107: Andrew
108: Slippy
109: Peppy
110: Pepper
111: Salt & Peppy Pepper (Tag Team)

Metroid:
112: Ridley
113: Meta Ridley
114: Omega Ridley
115: Kraid
116: Dark Samus
117: Ghor
118: Rundas
119: Kanden
120: Sylux

F-Zero:
121: Black Shadow
122: Black Shadow's Shadow
123: BS
124: Samurai Goroh
125: Jody Summers
126: Pico
127: Dr. Stewart

Mother:
128: Porky
129: Poo
130: Poop (Lulz)

Fire Emblem:
131: Lyndis
132: Roy
133: Miciah
134: Sigurd
135: *Insert random sex appeal girl here*

Pikmin:
136: Louie
137: The President
138: President Bush
139: Bush (Random one)

Retro:
138: Little Mac
139: Big Mac

Shock Characters:
140: Diskun
141: Barack Obama (Final Smash makes screen black out, has Obama Bin Laden alt costume)

Sonic:
142: Tails
143: Knuckles
144: Shadow
145: Shadow's Shadow
146: Robotnik
147: Amy
148: Big the Cat
149: Blaze
150: Silver
151: Rouge the Bat
152: Rouge Bat (Generic bat that is red in color.)
153: Gamma
154: Froggy

Metal Gear Solid:
155: Gray Fox (He can be a clone of Wolf.)
156: Liquid Snake
157: Naked Snake
158: Snake Naked
159: Big Boss
160: Small Boss

3rd party:
161: Megaman
162: Rayman
163: Bomberman
164: Superman
165: Batman
166: Aquaman
167: Protoman
168: Vectorman
169: Pizzaman
170: Jewelman

Star Wars:
171: Darth Vader
172: Emperor Palpatine
173: Darth Maul
174: Chewbacca
175: Darth Luigi

Soul Calibur:
176: Ivy/Zero Suit Ivy
177: Sophitia/Zero Suit Sophitia
178: Cassandra/Zero Suit Cassandra
179: Taki/Zero Suit Taki
180: Talim/Zero Suit Talim
181: Setsuka/Zero Suit Setsuka
182: Tira/Zero Suit Tira
183: Hilde/Zero Suit Hilde
184: Seung Mina/Zero Suit Seung Mina
185: Nightmare
186: Astaroth
187: ***taroth
188: Rock
189: Rock (Generic)
190: Cervantes
191: Voldo
192: Yoshimitsu
193: Raphael

Most important:
194: K. Rool
195: Mewtwo
196: K. Rool
197: Ridley
198: K. Rool
199: Megaman
200: K. Rool

 

[Heartz♥]

!!!

Wow. Holy sh*t man. You just blew my mind...a Pokemon game where you can travel between Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh at will, and catch every Pokemon without needing to trade or link...would be amazing.

What's sad is that I know who all those characters are, and have played all but one of those games.

I'm such a hopeless nerd.

You played Tak and Ty? You suck at life.


jkjk