you don't even KNOW which one has kefka, for your information its ff6, which is also an awesome game, but no, no mario games have even close to the amount of depth or the storyline to compete, they are simple platformers, the best mario game is probably super mario bros. 3. and by todays standards there are a ton of better platformers, castlevania comes to mind, the kirby games are way more fun. mario isn't the best game ever, its just the most well known since it had absolutely no competition when it came out, so naturally the sequels sold well, but look at todays mario games, they are garbage. mario sunshine? wtf that game was gay as hell. the last good mario platformer was mario 64 and even that one was much less fun than the originals.
donkey kong country is fun, but again, the game was just a platformer, with no story besides, "gaurd my bananas, and then diddy gets kidnapped and they are all like, Zomg lets go find this *******" oh yeah thats deep, oh and 007 goldeneye was a better fps than bioshock, but i can't argue ocarina, one of my favorite games of all time.
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Your logic makes me smile, quatripain. I could never really take you seriously...
1. Mario games are STILL considered the best in their series; Super Mario Galaxy is one of the BEST Wii games and possibly the BEST newer games, SMRPG has a cult following and a VERY large fanbase, though I don't understand why, the other RPGS are also great, the first Paper Mario game, I can say, is in my
TOP TEN BEST GAMES F*CKING EVER.
And FF7's plot is basically summarized very well by Encyclopedia Dramatica:
(tl;dr alert. It's still pretty hilarious though.)
"The story revolves around a badass uber-soldier with an impossibly giant sword named Cloud Strife, who is found stoned at the railway station by his teenage sweetheart, Tifa Lockheart. Tifa now belongs to the Marxist environmental terrorist group known as AVALANCHE. What AVALANCHE actually stands for is never revealed in the game, but a good guess is "All Valiant Alliances Lose All Nice Convictions, Hug Earwigs."
AVALANCHE is, initially, led by Barret Wallace (AKA: "Mr. T") - it is composed of Tifa; Lard *** with "Star Wars" Name; ***got with "Star Wars" Name, and Dumb Lesbian **** who has always harbored secret fantasies of scissoring Tifa. They trot around Midgar blowing stuff that belongs to the Shinra Corporation (those evil capitalist *******s!) sky high. Mercifully enough, the latter three AVALANCHE members get offed violently by Shinra in the first hour of the game, after which Cloud + gang escape Midgar City for the world beyond - chased by Shinra Corp.'s "Turks", a group of trained secret police. From this point on, the lulz really kick into gear as Cloud's tormented past begins to resurface.
Some time during the blowing-up of power plants, Cloud meets Aeris Gainsborough and develops as much of a love connection with her as an emotionally stunted Japanese man can program into a RPG, which is almost exactly equal to negative none. After she joins the party Aeris lasts about one hour of game play before she is killed during a dramatic entrance - one of many - of the alpha bad-guy, Sephiroth.
Many Final Fantasy VII fans will candidly relate that they cried during the funeral scene that followed, which just shows that they have the emotional capacity of a watermelon, and the social cognizance of Nickolaus. A lot of them are emo, too.
The story proceeds through many standard twists and turns, including a sequence in which Cloud sits around doing nothing but staring into outer space and mumbling nonsense that would make an autistic 5-year old look like a Harvard grad . . . until it is revealed that Cloud is a HUGE ****ing liar.
It turns out that he was a glorified cannon-fodder soldier that served under both Sephiroth and Aeris's boyfriend Zack. In a psychotic rage, Sephiroth murdered Zack upon finding out that his conception and subsequent birth were the result of a mad scientist ****ing a female tentacle monster -- and without protection to boot, how dangerous.
In a huge series of events that make **** amount of sense, Zack escapes from a lab with Cloud who's now all ********. Shortly before they make their way safely into Midgar, Zack gets the **** shot out of him by Shinra soldiers and dies.
Then Cloud, seeing Zack be all dead and stuff, takes his sword, WRYYYYYYYs for a while and then leaves him to rot in the outskirts of the city.
After seeing a weird monster from the center of the earth kill the Shinra Corporation's corrupt board of directors - or in other words, the planet acquiring Shinra through a VERY hostile takeover - and cutting time out of his not-so-busy schedule to take part in the obligatory "No one loves me!!!!" scene, Cloud then goes and confronts Sephiroth at the Northern Crater. There, Sephiroth is planning on inflicting a huge wound to the planet via "Meteor", the Black Materia. This wound will, like the opening in Art Price's picnic table, provide an avenue for Sephiroth to become one with the planet. Through this, he has hopes of becoming a god.
This makes it obvious to all but those that fell victim to the game's ability to suck out brain cells that Sephiroth's plans amount to the biggest . . . skull **** . . . EVAR.
(And you thought Greenpeace pansies wanting to intimately know the knotholes of a pine tree were bad?!)
Sephiroth mutates into two forms in order to destroy Cloud's rag-tag band of losers. These are, to wit, "Easter Island Sephiroth" and "Antichrist Sephiroth." At the very end of the battle, Cloud symbolically destroys Sephiroth by counter-attacking upon being brutally wounded - thus killing him in the ***giest way possible.
The ending (loved by those who love the lulz) cuts as the meteor is broken apart by flowing white strands; we're suddenly seeing several hundred years into the future, where Red XIII gazes downward upon Midgar City (which is now abandoned and covered in many forms of plant life) with his CHILDREN?! Presumably Red XIII is asexual. Presumably he is able to have puppies with human women.
Or maybe, and this presents itself as a much more likely conclusion to someone who wasn't ditching science class to smoke pot when the teacher gave his lesson on genetics, the story writers of FFVII are idiots since Red XIII is supposed to be the last of his kind.
Then, Red XIII tells his ******* children a story about the Circle of Life. They set off a camp fire, roast S'mores, and lulzes are had by all.
THE END.
Basically it's like watching Akira and Blade Runner fap into each other's faces for 100 hours,
only gayer.
Spoiler Alert: the above text contains plot and/or ending details
(tl;dr. FF7 fans are all gay, emo, or (moar likely) both. Sephiroth's final battle form can be found here.)"
AWESOME.