[NSW] Power Rankings #5.00000001337 (4/11)

[luke_atyeo]

I wish I could have unlimited time off work

 

[tedeth]

I wish I could have unlimited time off work

I wish I could have unlimited time off jerk, i.e. you.

 

[D0N]

Pound 5 sounds amazing.

Massive HYPE!!!

Japan.

no.

 

[Scabe]

After Robocop I'll save up and go overseas.

 

[luke_atyeo]

lol, I deffs wanna go watch scabe **** everyone in america
and also to get dons massive hype inside of me

 

[M]

HURRY UP TED.

edit: and what's going to happen to melee?

 

[EverAlert]

Massive HYPE!!!

no.

dw don i should easily be able to afford both trips, you'll see me at pound 5.

what do you have against japan?

also next feb ima beat your dk like chudat never could. HYPE.

 

[tedeth]

Oh hey D0N I'm like amazing at Wario's cg now.

It's fairly gay.

 

[Toby.]

That's an understatement.

 

[planetstereo]

I wish I could have unlimited time off jerk

Swap the last two words and you have ted in a nutshell

 

[tedeth]

What insulting Luke? Yeah that is pretty nmuch me in a nutshell.

See Stereo. If I said "I wish I could have unlimited time jerk off", I would be calling Luke "jerk off" which is actually a used insult, and telling him that I'm wishing for unlimited time.

 

[Jei Jei]

Maybe it would work if it's changed to 'I wish I could have unlimited jerk off time'?

 

[tedeth]

Yeah that would be way better Jei.

See Stereo, that's how it's done.

 

[Scabe]

Off topic but wow I'm almost up to Ted in posts. What have I done with my life?

On topic, when is the PR going to be released? CPU for #1

 

[tedeth]

Need to change Liam's picture, then it's pretty much finished.

Tell you what, I'll try and find the motication to do it tonight, just for you Scabe.

 

[Toby.]

Scabe, start feeling sorry for yourself when you catch up to me. You're still slightly normal.

And we'll never be as bad as Shaya.

 

[Shaya]

Or CAO...
Or Mic...

 

[Toby.]

Or stingers.

 

[Scabe]

I feel sorry for myself already, Link sucks. Oh wait, your talking about posts lol whoops.

 

[Shaya]

btw, people don't believe me when I say squirtle can absolutely wreck/annihilate fox.

 

[Toby.]

A certain someone didn't believe me when I said that marth's tipper fsmash out of an air release is a big problem for squirtle.

Moral of the story: when it comes to pokemon trainer, everyone suddenly becomes dumb.

BUT Squirtle probably doesn't wreck fox if both players are doing it right. They both have lame **** on each other. Needs more research.

 

[swordsaint]

btw, people don't believe me when I say squirtle can absolutely wreck/annihilate fox.

I don't.

I'd imagine Fox can easily camp Squirtle for a minute and a half, and probably do some gay grab release stuff, like upsmash or something.

 

[Shaya]

fox doesn't force air release on squirtle.

squirtles the one who times fox out.

 

[swordsaint]

fox doesn't force air release on squirtle.

squirtles the one who times fox out.

Oh, I was just assuming since Squirtle sucks like that.

but yeah, i still don't squirtle would time out fox, just doesn't sound right at all.

 

[Shaya]

squirtle times out everyone.

That's his legit strategy.
Once he's at an advantage of course.

 

[Toby.]

Don't reveal my secrets :O

 

[swordsaint]

squirtle times out everyone.

That's his legit strategy.
Once he's at an advantage of course.

If squirtle gets at an advantage you're already doing something wrong.

Spoiler

Unless of course you're Toby and you're way better than everyone.

 

[Toby.]

You clearly don't know about squirtle's new teleport attack AT.

 

[tedeth]

Scoot, squirtle 2g.

It's just been too long since you've played against his brokenness.

 

[swordsaint]

Scoot, squirtle 2g.

It's just been too long since you've played against his brokenness.

Maybe you didn't read my spoiler where I attributed that to Toby's amazingness.

 

[Toby.]

I am honestly a bad player.

When I mained PT all I did was rely on squirtle's stupid noob killing properties.

 

[Shaya]

yeah... utilt utilt utilt utilt utilt grab uthrow uair uair regrab fthrow fair

start planking.

on the ground.
with shell shifting.

he does the same thing every single time
squirtle is da bess

 

[tedeth]

Can't get enough of that Wave-Typhing.

 

[luke_atyeo]

lol shaya, if your getting timed out as fox, your ****ter then the **** in the cistern at hotel hell.

 

[Shaya]

inb4 luke gets uber gayed by toby's squirtle by him just running away spacing ftilt all day.

 

[M]

**** squirtle, I thought Luke already got uber gayed by Ivysaur.

 

[luke_atyeo]

its true.
however fox has lasers

 

[tedeth]

who cares. squirtle will just be like "watch me crawl"

then fox will be like "i'll jump over you to run to teh otehr side of the stage" and squirtle will be like "you're dead".

gg fox.

 

[luke_atyeo]

well squirtle dies at 2% from upsmash anyways so I'm not real worried.

 

[tedeth]

Fox dies at 0% from you playing him.

Nah man your Fox pro. Just couldn't resist.