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Nintendo's deadliest warrior! Brother FIGHT!

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Sheik. In a real life setting, needles would puncture ZSS's suit and she'd bleed.
 

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But won't this whole thread end with Ness/Lucas/Mewtwo as the final 3?
Possibly, but I think G-Dorf and Samus could do just as well.

ZSS vs. Sheik.... They would explode in a giant ball of sexiness.
This is almost too close to call, but I think it goes to ZSS.
 

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This has been said many times, but I'm going to repeat so that maybe people remember it. If Sheik is based off of her OoT incarnation (which she has to be, apart from Smash I don't think she's been in any other games) then she won't fight back. ZSS would have the easiest fight ever.
 

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But won't this whole thread end with Ness/Lucas/Mewtwo as the final 3?
And Kirby. Then Ness/Lucas/Mewtwo. Then Mewtwo. Unless Kirby comes in as Mew Kirby. Then... tee-hee.

EDIT: Nvm. Ness and Lucas can't control minds. Mewtwo would win.
 

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Not really. Ness and Lucas should tie for first place, Mewtwo's just an ugly animal. Mario for third and Mewtwo 4th. Doc for 5th.
 

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Why mario for 3rd?

The ONLY person I see who can possibly fight Mewtwo is Samus really...
 

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Eat 1 mushroom and you're as big as Godzilla. Sorry, but not even Giga Bowser can stop that ****.
 

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Not... really. New Super Mario Bros., he turned 6 times his size.
 

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Not... really. New Super Mario Bros., he turned 6 times his size.
that is from him eating one of those epic mishrooms that are super rare.

and even then he's not godzilla size.

DISCUSSION POINT:

Before we move on, do you guys think we should consider BRAWL stats when other things are not available?

For example, Sheik and Captain Falcon do not actually fight in their games, yet show us what they may be liek in BRAWL/MELEE, (and Zamus has no lazer whip/etc out of brawl, so why are you guys being hypocrites with Shiek? :p)

Or simply in the interest of a fair fight? (D3 vs DK was intentionally supposed to have them at their brawl sizes compared to each other, or all the Kirby guys, and olimar, would have no chance)
 

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If it was based off Brawl stuff, you could just have a Brawl match to determine the winner.

>_>
brawl doesnt have real world physics. thats the key difference, what Im talking about is just how shiek has like her needles/chain/flash powder/etc
 

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assuming Sheik knows acupuncture she would win, because 1 needle could mean instant paralyzation, forcing ZSS to come closer, then sheik can just use strange teleports n shiz to win
 

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Sheik really doesn't have any killing weapons, except for multiple needles, and it takes a while for them to charge.

Sheik could just hit her with a bunch and teleport around though, so I say Sheik, she's too fast.
 

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Sheik cannot teleport, what she has is a Flash bomb, which is used for distrcation, allowing for an escape.

The needles dont charge, she just needs an extra sec to assemble multiple ones
 

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in reality, very few of these matchups would be a decent fight. in any given matchup, one fighter will almost always have some element that totally trumps the abilities of the other fighter, rendering the battle a landslide. off the top of my head, mario and luigi seems like one of the few matchups that might be an exception (has that matchup been discussed?).

and as for the current matchup, needles vs futuristic ****/stun gun. LOL
 

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This looks to be a lot like the old "tiers: if characters were true to their games" thread that got to be really big.
 

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This looks to be a lot like the old "tiers: if characters were true to their games" thread that got to be really big.
it would be cool if a project was undertaken to modify every character in brawl so that their attributes were true to their respective games. ridiculously broken, im sure, but probably fun.
 

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in his game (ds version), marth has a ridiculously high speed and dodging ability, as well as a very good chance of landing a critical hit/killing blow. he'd have no problem dodging link's projectiles, then gg link.
 

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in his game (ds version), marth has a ridiculously high speed and dodging ability, as well as a very good chance of landing a critical hit/killing blow. he'd have no problem dodging link's projectiles, then gg link.
holy jeebus dude...

I think this thread has gone to the dogs. Too much technical vs. political debate.
no, its not as much that as it is people delving into their "game aspects" too much, and disregarding how they would actually be in real life.

Ike vs Gdorf was the perfect example, ive gotten PMS upon PMS saying how much Bull**** my analyisis was seeing as "ike didnt use his shockwaves!" or "why didnt ganondorf's dark energy come into play?"
 

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This looks to be a lot like the old "tiers: if characters were true to their games" thread that got to be really big.
i remember that :p

Anywho, this thread differs in that it would be "What if characters were as true to THE REAL WORLD as possible?" instead of their game universes.
 

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ZSS has endured hits much more powerful than a few needles (Zero Mission).
 

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But her suit is so skin tight that they could probably puncture it, and those aren't what she's used to fighting against.
since Samus is Samus, suit or not, I would question why she would actually get rid of her suit to fight somebody using needles and physical attacks that couldn't hurt her inside of her suit
 

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since Samus is Samus, suit or not, I would question why she would actually get rid of her suit to fight somebody using needles and physical attacks that couldn't hurt her inside of her suit
The matchup is between ZSS and Sheik.

Imagine that Sheik caught ZSS while she wasn't wearing her suit and there's no way she could get it.

The reason this isn't regular Samus vs. Sheik is the fact that that would be a **** matchup.

Don't question the logic behind this, just go with the battle the OP picks.
 

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yeah as SOLID mentioned, samus in her suit will ANNIHILATE sheik in one second, I am making matchups to make it somewhat fair and not just some cheap battle. If anyone wants a better fight me, feel free to give me ideas!!!
 

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Mario versus Luigi.

It's bound to happen some time.
 

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The Plumber bros must clash next week!!! :)

I still think it's a matter of is ZSS gets close...
one well aimed needle from shiek and it's game over for Zamus...a whole storm of them would mean...death...ish....

If ZSS gets in close though, then I think ZSS has the physical capability to out maneuver and put the whoup on shiek...:)
 

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I say we vote on a good ol' Mario Bros. beat down. It's bound to happen soon anyway so why not now? This would definitely work.
 
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