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Nintendo's deadliest warrior! Brother FIGHT!

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JOE!

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kr3w, i resolve any bad feelings between us seeing as your avatar is full of ultimate-muscle-awesome

anyways, what im thinking is that the first half, D3 is all over this, he is fresh, slightly strnger, and can out reach DK with his hammer....

BUT, if DK can avoid D3, D3 will tire and the tables turn dramatically in DK's favor.
 
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DDD is STILL about 2 feet tall, IIRC.

That said, DK either way. His coconut gun will beat out any attack that DDD can bring forward in range, and have you ever had a coconut propelled halfway in to your skull? It's gotta hurt just a little bit...
 

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Donkey Kong 64.

Dude was about 30 feet tall with boxing gloves. And DK destroyed him.
Who exactly are you referring to? DK's first boss was an large armadillo where he utilized TNT barrels to defeat. He met him a second time, but still used only TNT to kill.

King K. Rool was the final boss, and not only did DK have to utilize barrels (again) by shooting himself at K. Rool, but he only knocked him out for one round. Remember, all 5 Kongs had to fight and KO K. Rool.

And, since when is DK's coconut gun a lethal weapon? In the game it moved slower than molasses in January. In real life, I don't think you can shoot a coconut at a lethal velocity without having the coconut self destruct and explode.
 

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I'm going to go with King Dedede. They're both strong, in a fistfight they may be even... but with Dedede's minions backing him, DK would be overwhelmed...
 

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dk is an ape.

realistic pov- apes **** penguins.

ggz.

but seriously in size comparison and power dk takes this hands down, not to mention that gorrilas are ridiculously agile when need be.
 

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truth, yet D3 is actually bigger.

Not to mention, D3 has a nasty weapon at his disposal in his mallet, the question is if DK can work around it?
 

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OMFGWTFBBQ Sause.
I was thinking about doing the same thing!!!1
DK, IMO would win.
 

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I'd say DK. Take away Dedede's hammer and he's nothing but flab. But DK is a rock solid wall of strength
 

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The drifter has a really good point, i think that the winner might be Dk, but as JOE mentioned, how would donkey kong be able to get around it?
 

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I think Donkey Kong is... well...
Let the Donkey Kong Rap help me out here:

"He's the leader of the bunch.
You know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail!
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too!
He's the first member of the D.K. crew!
D.K.! Donkey Kong! HEY!
D.K.! Donkey Kong is here!"

Ok, so...

D.K. has a Coconut Gun that fires in spurts, while King De De De can only throw his "minions".

I do believe that he's bigger, faster, and stronger too.

Plus, D.K. is in the ape family, apes are the closest to humans, so he'd be smarter and more agile than a penguin.

I also think that King De De De's big hammer would weigh him down.

Don't get me wrong, I love King De De De!
I just think D.K. has more advantages.
 

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truth, yet D3 is actually bigger.

Not to mention, D3 has a nasty weapon at his disposal in his mallet, the question is if DK can work around it?
No no, DDD is actually MUCH smaller than donkey kong. Kirby and Metakight are canonically barely bigger than a golf ball and DDD is just a little bigger than your average penguin. And his mallet isn't probably big enough to trully do any damage to DK.

DK ***** DDD. This isn't even a fair fight.
 

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No no, DDD is actually MUCH smaller than donkey kong.
King De De De and D.K. are almost the same size.
Kirby and Metakight are canonically barely bigger than a golf ball
Kirby and Meta Knight are half as tall as Mario, and Mario is a human. They aren't small.
DDD is just a little bigger than your average penguin.
King De De De is double the size of your average penguin.
his mallet isn't probably big enough to trully do any damage to DK.
King De De De's Hammer is like the Megaton Hammer.
DK ***** DDD. This isn't even a fair fight.
This is a very fair fight.
 

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SWORD vs SWORD

OOT Ganon: In OOT, Ganondorf had his "Dark Sword", which appears to be the result of a Claymore and a Great Axe mating...
This sword is VERY large and VERY heavy, being about as tall as Ike, coming to Ganon's shoulder.

But he never actually used the Darksword, or a sword for that matter, in the games. The only time he used a sword was in the manga, and that sword wasn't any different from your average b@stard-sword ( just like TP's ganon sword.) Just look for yourself:
http://www.onemanga.com/The_Legend_...t stupid gamecube technical demo back in 2000


TP Ganon: In TP, Ganon has a different approach to swordplay. He relies more on skill than brute force (even though he still uses it). His sword relfects this in it's leaner look, being more along the lines of a Marth-style blade, but still being slightly heavy.

No problem here.

WW Ganon: Ganon takes a slight twist in this variation by using two quick blades to do the job of one strong one. The two swords are fast and strong, while not having the power of the other two variations alone, used together (and with ganon;s strength) they can be just as deadly.

No prob.

Ragnel: Ike's sword is heavy, long and powerful, as well as having decent speed for it's size. It seems to have a nice balance between it's assets, with it's only weakness being some cooldown between swings, and an inabilaty to stab.

If you are giving Ganon all of his agility and strenght from his games, why not give Ike his strenght too? He is buffed and is very strong, while still keeping his mass to the minimum. strong enough to use the sword one handed with some cool-down, or two handed with no cool-down. Just look at hisSstance here. (Last cutscene)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8isJgYkSIHQ&feature=related


THE EDGE:

GANONDORF:

Ganon takes the Weapon Round 2 to 1:

OOT: The Dark Sword vs Ragnell, the Dark Sword is like the Ragnel's mean older brother: the two swords will have a battle of weight, size and strength, which the dark Sword beats Ragnel on each level. Especcially since it has the range advantage on the Ragnel, which Ike desperatley needs.

No Darksword.

On an added note, If Ike tries to block the massive sword, with Ganon's powerful striking force, his arm/hand will most likely break, ending it then and there.
Ike's sword may have a bit more speed, but the positives of Ganon's simply outweigh that considering how small of a gap it really is.

Also, you did not take into consideration speed and kinetic energy. The faster strike will have more strenght than the slow attack. Fast attack+weight of ragnell that equals that of the darksword actually makes Ike's sword strikes stronger than Ganon's strikes. Also, Ganon's bones would be the ones to break because of the superior wiighth of Ike's attacks.

TP: Ike takes this matchup. Simply put, Ganon's TP sword is simply out matched by the Ragnel in nearly all ways. Speed doesnt even matter since it cannot over come the range gap. (It is significantly shorter than Ragnel)

Ganon'sfaster strikes would actually make the sword strikes stronger, but the sword it's still a lot lighter than Ragnell, making it somewhat flawed ayway.

WW: Ganon takes this as well, due to his ability to counter ike with a second sword.
At first, it seems like Ike should take this. But at a closer look, the two swords WW Ganon weilds are seemingly thinner versions of his TP sword.

That is, if ike does not break those very slim swords with his strikes. They are very thin, and the weight of Ike's attacks would probably break them and would do little to stop ike's attacks considering their very little witgth and the weight of Ike's attacks.

Focusing on speed, Ganon can simply manipulate ike's Ragnel with one, and finish Ike with the other, using his herculean strength to fend off Ike with one of teh swords to set up the other.

See above. The swords would break or simply wouldn't do much to stop the strike.

ARMOR

Ganon's armor varies greatly between his variations.

OOT: Steel Shoulder pads and chest piece, as well as plated gloves. Body Covered in studded/heavy leather.

TP: Steel plating in most areas except head/thighs. A decent trade-off considering he has the worse weapon in the matchup.

WW: No armor, just a robe.

Ike: Steel plate armor on almost all of his body except his sword arm and head

THE EDGE:

IKE:

Ike takes this 2 to 1

OOT: Simply put, Steel Plating is better than heavy/studded leather in a matchup of very powerful swords

TP: Ganon has more steel plating than Ike (both arms, and a neck-cover) with it technically being bigger plates due to his size.

WW: Ike takes this hands down. WW doesn't even have armor.

SKILL

All three Ganons are very skilled with their weaponary, with OOT Being a little less so, but having a fantastic sword to make up for it, and TP having the most skill, but having a weaker sword (comparitavley).

Ike is considered the premiere sowrdsman of his world, being an expert at his style of heavy-swordsmanship.

THE EDGE:

DRAW:

Ike may be the best swordsman of his realm, but Ganon is no slouch, with an expertise in using his own style (per weaponary) to gain control of the fight.

Technically speaking, Ike may be supreme at his ragnel, but its equal to Ganon being adapt to his better Dark Sword.

No darksword. Only a b@stard sword.

Ganon has the same level of mastery with his TP Sword as Ike does his Ragnel, being able to expertly wield it without issue.

As for WW, Ganon's style will counter Ike's due to having a second sword.

See above. Scimithars aren't even defensive swords. If he wants to win He should actually be on the offensive, and they still wouldn't do much because they are cutting sword, not bludgeoning swords. They wouldn't do anything to Ike's armor.

(for those keeping count, this round was Ike-> Even -> Ganon, resulting in a draw)

PHYSIQUE

Ike is well built, young and athletic, as well as being very strong. he is fairly tall and muscular as well.

Ganondorf on the other hand is allways portrayed as a massive individual, with staggering height.

In his OOT Incarnation, he is extremeley physically fit, and more than a match for Ike, In TP, he seems a bit less fit, but still imposing. WW Ganon seems fat...but still is able to move quickly and powerfully.

In OoT, he has the same physique as Ike, and in the case of the other two ganons, their added mass would make them a lot slower.

THE EDGE:

GANONDORF:

Ike may be more athletic and toned, but Ganon is simply a monster. In all three versions mentioned he is large, fairly nimble and exeedingly strong.

Just like Ike is nimble and very strong. The fact that you keep Ganon's strenght but ignore Ike's strenght baffles me. Also, OoT Ganon's musculature is just like Ike's and WW Ganon is fat and old. TP's ganon would actually be the stronger ganon realistically because his body type is like that of the strongest men on earth,(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Bonk&alexeev.jpg) but then his speed would be severely hindered because of the added mass.

Ike is of course nimbler, but he isnt stronger or larger, ridding him of a range/power advantage over Ganon, which he needs to rely on with a weapon like Ragnel.

That being said, Ike's agility over Ganon could be a factor. Ike could take advantage over Ganon if he misses, yet on that note Ganon is swift enough to return the favor.

Being stronger/bigger/able to keep up with Ike (small gap in speeds) tips the scales in Ganon's favor this round.

Realistically, only OoT's ganon would actually be able to keep up with Ike's speed. WW is old and fat, which would absolutely make him slower on the real life. ( and realistically, old, fat men are never as fast as the young ones, unlike awhat anime tells you) and TP's ganon added mass would make him MUCH slower

SYNOPSIS

This match is close, I mean exceeedingly close....but, Im gonna give the bout a true deadliest warrior ratio:

Out of 1000 bouts, the scales are tipped..... 520/480...

GANONDORF:

Ganon is simply like the mean older brother of Ike, who can kinda just beat him up.

The matchup is heavily based on punishment, with either party missing equating to a death, seeing as with the weaponary involved, even steel plating wont prevent broken bones with the heavy **** being swung by these two power-house combatants.

Ike has been said to prevail due to his speed, and that is only true for the TP Matchup, which he wins. here is a breakdown of each fight:

IKE VS OOT: In this bout Ike has no advantages. Range? Darksword has him beat. Power? Darksword got him beat. Speed? Ganon can match him. Ike's only savign grace is his better armor, which may prevent a one-hot kill from ganon, with Ganon;s leather armor not providing the same protection. The fight goes to Ganon regardless due to sheer power on his part, which Ike cannot overcome.

No darksword. And OoT ganon has the same physique as Ike and that would make Ganon struggle with his sword too, and because of the weight of the hyphotetical Darksword, would actually make his attacks both slow and weaker than Ikes', that have both superior speed and strenght.

IKE VS TP: This is the fight where Ike turns the tables. Ganon is heavily outmatched weapon-wise. Even if it is swifter, it simply cannot match the range and power of Ragnel, and has no hopes of really blocking it. Ganon's saving grace in this match is his superior armor, allowing him to take at least 1 hit before being vanquished....yet the same goes for Ike.

Broadswords were especially made to kill knights in heavy armor. A single hit from Ike's sword would break ganon's bones and damage his organs because of the massive weight this weapns have. Armor does nothing.

IKE VS WW: In this match, Ganon is able to work around Ike's one sword, using two of his own. Applying his attriubutes stated earlier to quicker, dynamic weaponary should be able to easily block/parry ragnel while killing with the second. Ike's saving grace here is that in this form Ganon has NO ARMOR, making him very easily killed should Ike get a hit in.

Which wouldn't be all that hard. Lack of mobility because of added mass and a weapons that wouldn't take a blow from Ike's sword would make this battle easy for Ike, while ganon would struggle to get a hit on Ike's small, unprotected areas.

Over all, in all three possible macthups, Ganon has the advantage in two, with the TP bout going in Ike's favor. All three are also fairly close, with Ike being able to more easily kill Ganon in the OOT and WW matchups (but be killed easier himself) and both parties having trouble landing the killing blow in the TP match.

In the WW match-up, Ganon would be the one struggling to both take Ike's attacks AND land a klling blow. OoT ganon would struggle more than Ike with the hyphotetical Darksword. Also, TP ganon wouldn't take an attack from Ike's sword because his weapon was especially made to countr opponent's in armor.

In the end however, Ganon's sheer brute force combined with superior weaponary, reach and the speed gap being just narrow enough to not play a huge roll earns him the title of the deadliest warrior.

I rest my case.
 

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King De De De and D.K. are almost the same size.

Kirby and Meta Knight are half as tall as Mario, and Mario is a human. They aren't small.

King De De De is double the size of your average penguin.

King De De De's Hammer is like the Megaton Hammer.

This is a very fair fight.
No, really, they actually made them bigger in Brawl. They are very small.

http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Kirby

Lok at the characteristics section. One of the manuals said that Kirby is only 20 centimeter tall. DDD is aproximatelly 3-4 times as big as kirby, and that would make him 60-80 centimeters tall. That's less than half of your average human's height.
 

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SYNOPSIS

A gorilla sees a penguin the size of a 2 year old. The penguin tries to smack him with his mallet, but it does nothing against the massive gorilla's muscles. The gorilla thinks the penguin is cute, takes away his mallet and begins carrying it in his arms. The penguin struggles to get off the gorillas grip, but it is impossible. The penguin screams in horror as he realizes the horrible fate that awaits him: each one of his fragile bird bones will be broken because of the gorilla's rough handling, he will feel excrusiating pain. The injuries horrible enough to feel like hell, but not quite strong enough to kill him.

He will starve, he will suffer and he will know hell, but there is something much more painful in his mind. He will be forgotten, he won't be grieved after his death, people might actually not care what happened to him. He will die alone and forgotten, and his corpse will be toyed with like a ragdoll, even after only dry skin remains from him. His body will be tortured, his cropse will be violated and his memory will be forgotten.

And after thinking this, the penguin lost his will to live.

But then he realized donkey kong is male and is a pretty nice fellow, then they go to his house in the jungle and they have a delicious banana pie with some juice. They met each other's friends and had a long, fun chat. They became true friends and lived happily ever after.
 

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Imah leaning towards DK on this one...
Since Payasofbia has shown that D3 is not much more taller or bigger than my plush penguin...and DK's is King Kong's little brother yet somehow twice as strong...then...I say DK is a sure win for this...

Taking size into context...DK way out classes him.......and way outranges him even with the hammer....
(60-80 cms...+10 for the hammer...=fail...)

Sure DeDeDe has jet propulsion and that would flippin stink to get hit...but....DK has speed to move around and get inside...and he has the physical capabilites to put the hurt on DK...and he has the coconut gun...ouch...

BTW: payasofobia- mass isn't always proportional to speed...you cannot tell me that the earth does not move faster than your average running speed...if you can run even over half the speed the earth moves at...I'd be pretty scared...(referring to bigger mass=slower movement in your counter arguments of last week....)
 

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ok guy's DK is officially the winner! Great job guys! I put the most interesting match i have thought of now! I hope you guys really enjoy the new one!
 

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DANG!!! ZSS vs Shiek...this is tough...

Let me do my rough sketch of this

Shiek- Ninja
Needles...(could it close this match right there...?)
Agility (ZSS has it too....)
Fluid motion (is there ever an opening???)
Plain Ninja skills (is wall hopping even allowed??? smoke bombs???)

Zero Suit Samus (ZSS)- hyper active human
Amazing physical prowess...(I can't explain that...!)
Agility (Shiek has this too...)
Paralyzer (is this even allowed?...I'll assume yes...)

Okay so both ladies have speed...and both seem pretty even in strength...except I'm leaning towards ZSS being a bit stronger...despite Shiek's muscles...:)

Hand to hand combat would go on forever till someone screws up or fatigues..which I think ZSS might win out on...I mostly feel Ninja's are the finish it somewhat quickly type and don't last TOO long up close and personal...

From afar...Shiek has those dadgum needles...but ZSS has the paralyzer...but seeing how it's similar to a taser of sorts the needles have far more distance to them.. and multiple needles may lead to death in real life...especially if Sheik aims well (and that's a given for ninjas :))

IMO I think Shiek would won just because she has the agility to back away and throw out her needles for the kill...but if ZSS got close...(and with her agility its highly likely she would) then the tables would flop...
 

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ZSS would win, I'm pretty sure. Sheik hasn't shown to actually be able to do anything except doing the answers-your-question-mysteriously-then-disappear-as-you-were-looking-away stuff.

A to the death battle ZSS would win but in a real situation Sheik would just run away lulz.
 

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Holllllllddd Up!!!!!!!!!!

@pasywhosit, Ganons attacks are faster because he has bigger muscles, end of story.

At the size debate, to make it fair we will use their brawl sizes, due to the interest in a cool matchup, and that D3 would be a joke in this contest if we stayed true to that.

(also, I was gonna post the femme fatal battle EXACTLY that next <.<)
 

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ZSS Vs. Sheik? Very nice!

They both have projectiles, one freezing the enemy doing minimal damage, the other doing some type of damage, perhaps puncturing skin and flesh. They both have long range, whip-like weapons, and both are skilled at hand to hand combat.

I say Zero Suit Samus has the edge in the long ranged battle. One hit from her paralyzer gun can equate to a great damage dealing opportunity. Sheik's needles do provite a great form of offense, and she's quite nimble. Unless ZSS can predict Sheik's movements, hitting with the Paralyzer is gonna prove to be very difficult. Same can be said of ZSS avoiding Sheik's needles. However. I still say ZSS hitting with the Paralyzer will be more beneficial than Sheik connecting with her needles.

Weapon wise, it's too close to call. The only visible advantage is ZSS's futuristic technology that is being used with her whip. If Sheik's whip can withstand the power, then the advantage will go to whoever is more skilled. I'd have to say that this matchup is dead even.

Now, weapons aside, if it came to a hand to hand fight, I give the edg to Sheik. Being a ninja, she's highly skilled in hand to hand combat, and she's deadly fast as well. Zero Suit Samus is quick, but I think she'd be overwhelmed by Sheik's speed.

My Final Verdict: Sheik, by the skin of her teeth, 53-47.
 

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ZSS would win.

- Chozo blood and extensive training since childhood has formed her into a super athlete.

- Futuristic weaponry outclasses Sheik's.

- More combat experience than Sheik.

I haven't played past WW, but is Sheik even that strong canonically?
 

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ZSS would win.

- Chozo blood and extensive training since childhood has formed her into a super athlete.

- Futuristic weaponry outclasses Sheik's.

- More combat experience than Sheik.

I haven't played past WW, but is Sheik even that strong canonically?
Shiek is that weird ninja that's around when zelda strangely goes missing, who answers a question or two and makes an epic exit....

And still...shiek has needles...which I think far out reach the taser like range of ZSS's paralyzer...if ZSS got close...then Iunno...I think ZSS could take the match...
 

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Yeah I know who Sheik is, I'm just wondering whether she was actually shown to be a formidable combatant in the games themselves.

The needles are thrown though, so ZSS wouldn't have much trouble dodging them I'd imagine.

Her Paralyzer is meh. I was referring more to the Plasma Wire, which I think would demolish Sheik.
 

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The thing is, no one really knows about her combat skills. She didn't fight in Ocarina of Time, and she wasn't even in Wind Waker.

I mean, the entire Sheikah race. What are they? Warriors? Regular old ninjas? Peaceful people? I need answers!!!
 

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hollllllyyyy crap!!!!!


THERE IS NO MAGIC/SHOCKWAVES/HEALING INVOLVED!

THIS IS LIKE IF THEY ACTUALLY WERE REAL PEOPLE/CREATURES FIGHTING!

THERE ARE NO RANGED SWORD ATTACKS!!!!!

If you wish to compare characters on a "true to their game" basis, go to the thread a few down from here


we follow game canon to the point of physical attributes, like how Cpt Falcon has a Helmet or that Marth is nimble, not that Link has the Great Faery Sword and can shoot lighting out his *** because he happened to have a blue fairy in his left pocket


This is for realistic as possible scenarios, so no summonign minions, no floating around and no damaging music
IF YOU HAVE YOUR OWN MOVE THAT INVOLVES HEALING, you should be able to use it! It's not a potion or anything, IT'S A PROPERTY OF A MOVE.

This topic is ridiculous unless it takes into account EVERYTHING that each player brings to the fight, LIKE THE REAL SHOW.
 

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yes, but at teh same time, we try to be as realistic as possible, while bending the rules ever so slightly when needed...(like how I wanted D3 to match DK in size for fairness....and want that match reopened <.<)

In real life there are no "self heals" that magicallay repair like a broken bone in seconds..
 

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In real life there are no penguins wielding gigantic hammers.

In real life there are no space warriors in skin tight suits with paralyzing guns.

In real life there are no huge, bongo playing apes.

In real life there are no small blue spherical shaped creatures that can spin and cause tornados.

List goes on.

Smash isn't realistic, you can't just exclude certain parts.
 

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Sheik like doesn't fight in her games. All Zero suit has to do is hit her with a paralyzer and then kill her with an electro whip, and Sheik can't fight back.
 

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The thing is, no one really knows about her combat skills. She didn't fight in Ocarina of Time, and she wasn't even in Wind Waker.

I mean, the entire Sheikah race. What are they? Warriors? Regular old ninjas? Peaceful people? I need answers!!!
Sheik / sheikah means elder in arabic. They aren't a race.
 
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