NC Brocator Thread!

[Ocean]

well the last time I asked a girl's age, a collection of people shouted "GET IT IN KYLE" so I have a right to avoid that question.

 

[Dorsey]

I just discovered who she is.. but I'll go ahead and make my move

Sup chelsea, how old are you girl?

 

[Lightsyde]

Don't worry guys, NC's Department of Female Relations aka me + the Blackmon boys are on this.

EDIT:

well the last time I asked a girl's age, a collection of people shouted "GET IT IN KYLE" so I have a right to avoid that question.

HYPE! GET IT IN KYLE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

GARAMOND FONT HAS GOT YOUR BACK

 

[Bl@ckChris]

Ganon is toooooo awesome for me.
Yup.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

Everybody's tenderfooting around asking the obvious question cracks me up.

How old is this new girl female harpie vixen amazon smash enthusiast (!) in our midst?

oh

well

i mean

i didn't exactly care to ask. no tenderfooting here.

 

[Lightsyde]

Chris, you have the tenderest feet.

Take that as you will.

 

[vZakat]

The girl's been here 2 days and y'all're already trying to hook up with her?

Spoiler

 

[Dorsey]

Whatever pony boy, I saw her first.

 

[Lightsyde]

Trying to separate yourself from the pack is a strat in itself, David. I'm onto you.

We are just inquiring about her age.

Autoupdate kinda edit: LMFAO Jesse

 

[Sneak8288]

Lol earl holiday, josh that sounds hilarious. But priestess I know how you feel... when I 1st moved out here everyone was using first names and I had no clue who anyone was talking about. They are like go talk to kevin to learn this and im like who the eff is kevin

 

[Dorsey]

lol @ vzakat's tactics...

but hey priestess, don't take me seriously.. All jokes here. Everyone's really cool in the community.

ps. how old are you?

 

[Ocean]

The girl's been here 2 days and y'all're already trying to hook up with her?

Spoiler

been here 6 years and still you are still making assumptions that aren't true?
damn get the hell out of here david.

Spoiler

just kidding david all this is a joke except the false assumption part and I love you <3

HYPE! GET IT IN KYLE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

GARAMOND FONT HAS GOT YOUR BACK

DUH NUH NUUUUUUUUUH

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

Chris, you have the tenderest feet.

Take that as you will.

Mannnnn

*****s know my feet be going hard as ****.

ESPECIALLY on the dancefloe, baybeh

 

[Ocean]

chris' feet are tender because they have never felt the earth.

that gliding bayyyyyybbbbbbbbbb.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

Swaggggggggggggg

 

[vZakat]

Trying to separate yourself from the pack is a strat in itself, David. I'm onto you.

@kyle - I kinda assumed it was a joke and was jokingly judging. I guess that doesn't work out that well though. Won't happen again.

Edit - Also, I'm done posting pony pics in here for a while. In case anyone was gonna start complaining. >_>

 

[Dorsey]

This thread suddenly turned into a sausage deli + ponies...

and usually the brocator thread is such an opportune place to meet girls, weird...

 

[bossa nova ♪]

haha.... *poof* straight salami in here

***** is gone like amy

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

lol at anything on smashboards beign a good place to meet girls. the trolls

 

[bossa nova ♪]

srsly wtf is wrong with yall

 

[Dorsey]

LOL..... @ momentarily seeing jim

don't listen to him priestess.. i'm like a really good guy.. for serious

 

[bossa nova ♪]

yeah i gotta save that **** for the right moment


shhh don't tell anyone

 

[Dorsey]

yeah you will know when the moment's right. and another lol @ being gone like amy.. forgot about those avatars

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ Amy reference

 

[Priestess]

My age. . .the reveal!!!

Don't worry guys, NC's Department of Female Relations aka me + the Blackmon boys are on this.

how tall are you???

well the last time I asked a girl's age, a collection of people shouted "GET IT IN KYLE" so I have a right to avoid that question.

ha. . .guess what?

HYPE! GET IT IN KYLE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
yeah, I did it.

I just discovered who she is.. but I'll go ahead and make my move

can you really say you know me, though? Like. . all you have is a name. I guess the age would be a proper progression, Eh?

lol @ vzakat's tactics...

but hey priestess, don't take me seriously.. All jokes here. Everyone's really cool in the community.

oh
well
i mean
i didn't exactly care to ask. no tenderfooting here.

you sure you don't wanna know? Really?

The girl's been here 2 days and y'all're already trying to hook up with her?

Spoiler

it's been that long? . . . Egh. The days just kinda fly by when you're on message boards. . huh?

Mannnnn

*****s know my feet be going hard as ****.

ESPECIALLY on the dancefloe, baybeh

You dance!?!? Yah, me too!

hahaaaaaaa.

Edit - Also, I'm done posting pony pics in here for a while. In case anyone was gonna start complaining. >_>

Thank God!!! Ponies are kinda scary.

This thread suddenly turned into a sausage deli + ponies...

and usually the brocator thread is such an opportune place to meet girls, weird...

hmmm, I detect sarcasm.

How old is this new girl female harpie vixen amazon smash enthusiast (!) in our midst?

Sup chelsea, how old are you girl?

ps. how old are you?

wait for it. . . .. .WAAAAAAAAAIT FORR IT.

After so much demand I have to kinda extend the wait a little bit.

I present my age as a quaint and cute . . .
12 years old!!!​

hahaaaaaaaaa!!!

Spoiler

Good luck finding this! I put this small note down here to say that I'm not actually 12. I mean, seriously, who would believe that **** anyways. I clearly have a vocabulary and maturity beyond the grasp of a 12 year old, even if its a girl, cause girls mature faster anyways. . . . I digress.

I will be 20 on the 7th of july. I would have hoped that you guys could have seen my birthday on my profile, which is why I didnt mention it, but further inspection showed me that it doesnt show my birthday.

 

[Ocean]

you're going to fit in well here.

 

[Dorsey]

By that I actually just meant that I had just found out that you are a new smasher in our area(I didn't even know that, although I had seen a few posts). And I'm glad you detected the sarcasm. I'm Jesse btw, and I expect us to party on July 7th.

 

[SK919]

20 you say.....

sup ;D, As you can see from this picture, I'm the coolest of cool.

 

[Juno McGrath]

I dont see how im not in the NC department of female relations

Im almost as smooth as they come.

 

[TJ Infinat]

hey, priestess. . .
My birthday is like. . .9 days after your's!

Double birthday party???? what?

edit: my mom's is the day after yours too and stuff. We're all cancers.

 

[Ocean]

We're all cancers.

get this astrology bull**** out of my thread.

 

[Moophobia]

I hate all of you, always have just thought I'd remind you schhhhhmucks

 

[Priestess]

are we posting pictures of ourselves now?
Gimme a minute. . . .



psyche

We're all cancers.

That's cool, I guess. You ever find yourself on IM late at night talking people through their problems?

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

you sure you don't wanna know? Really?
I mean, information is information. I wasn't really pressed to ask for it or even concerned with your age for that matter. I mean, I could already tell you were older than Smith so whatever


You dance!?!? Yah, me too!

Yes, I do.

20 you say.....

sup ;D, As you can see from this picture, I'm the coolest of cool.

Oh my ****ing god

*kills self*

I dont see how im not in the NC department of female relations

Im almost as smooth as they come.

This guy is smooth.

yeeeeeeeeh



herpderp

 

[TJ Infinat]

get this astrology bull**** out of my thread.

*tilts head*
whatchu mean, ocean? I only believe in certain things.

Cancers swim well
Cancers are always willing to listen to your troubles
Cancers are bipolar

That's it. WHY YOU HATIN.
STOP HATIN
STOP IT NOW!!!

 

[Priestess]

What's wrong PLUR. . .you seem a bit. . Snippy.

Also, were there any other girls in NC smash?

*Black* chris (I'm assuming there's a white one) said that his gf was playing on and off. Is there anyone else?

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

I hate all of you, always have just thought I'd remind you schhhhhmucks

Zach gets +rep for saying schmuck, as that is one of my favorite words along with bloke

 

[Ocean]

*tilts head*
whatchu mean, ocean? I only believe in certain things.

Cancers swim well
Cancers are always willing to listen to your troubles
Cancers are bipolar

That's it. WHY YOU HATIN.
STOP HATIN
STOP IT NOW!!!

what day/month you are born on says absolutely nothing about your athletic ability, your traits, or what disorder you could possibly have.
I'm hating because astrology is dumb as **** and I hate seeing it brought up as if it holds any value.

 

[DJRome]

so is priestess a theo?

 

[Dorsey]

there's ashley(chris's girl), nisp, amy, bill's roommate, and maria. We have a very active female smash scene in NC