NC Brocator Thread!

[vZakat]

Not to mention that you can still gimp people for quick wins.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Shining Fox with Falco across FD a lot is fun.

 

[Lightsyde]

Kevin beat me to it.

Falco's shine combos on FD in Stamina mode are loooooool

 

[-ACE-]

**** every stupid *** mother****ing ***** *** fighting game that isn't ****ing melee.

****.

 

[TJ Infinat]

there's nothing funny about that, it's just sad. . *frown* That poor opponent.
*plays violin*

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

problem is, every chaingrab goes to infinity i think lol. if it works at 0%, it'll work for the whole stock haha.

If i remember correctly, in stamina, the percentage feels like around 30-40 percent. i haven't played stamina in a while though.


also, its less about the game itself and probably moreso about the intent of the series. it wasn't intended to be a serious game. melee was really a beautiful mistake.

that and the community is a bunch of whiners or something..

 

[Bl@ckChris]

lol i can see it now.

"falco's shine infinite is banned. also, foxes waveshine infinite is banned" lol smash would be so broken if it were life meter based haha.

edit: yeah plur, ur right. but i played melee as a "party game" a couple days ago. after you know the metagame, playing a free for all coin match is not nearly as fun as it was about 6 years ago.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

**** what you heard *****s aint evah SEEN my items combos, baby.

 

[Juno McGrath]

Sneaking into sandamazment is a three man job, two people must have a pass, one does not. The two people with the pass we will call Bob and Mike, the person out side the con is Poor.

Mike gives his pass to bob, mike is going to wait in the game room at this point in our story, as they dont check for passes there

Bob pockets the pass and walks outside, hands the pass to Poor.

Poor slips the pass around his neck and walks into the con calmly, bob and poor walk into the game room where poor gives the pass back to mike

They all hang out in the game room and have a glorious day of smash and friendship


The end.

 

[Dr Peepee]

okay I need two people then.

 

[TJ Infinat]

**** what you heard *****s aint evah SEEN my items combos, baby.

boi, you need to go somewhere.
When I was in boarding school, I was the sole reason my hall stopped playing with items. Most people didn't have a chance against me anyways, but once you put items on?

I would step up and hear people whispering. . . don't let TJ get the Screw Attack.

 

[Bl@ckChris]

well TJ, you and i were just better at the game...but i don't think i ever did like playing with items against you...and i do remember people being thoroughly against you getting the screw attack.

 

[MegaRobMan]

Sneaking into sandamazment is a three man job, two people must have a pass, one does not. The two people with the pass we will call Bob and Mike, the person out side the con is Poor.

Mike gives his pass to bob, mike is going to wait in the game room at this point in our story, as they dont check for passes there

Bob pockets the pass and walks outside, hands the pass to Poor.

Poor slips the pass around his neck and walks into the con calmly, bob and poor walk into the game room where poor gives the pass back to mike

They all hang out in the game room and have a glorious day of smash and friendship


The end.

I need to get in on this, I'm a poor farmer from Nebraska...

@about games tomorrow/friday

I added your # and I'll text you mine in a minute, I'll try and convince my cousin to drive me to wherever you are, but if not, I'd love to play you at Animazement, as I said you seem very chill.

 

[Bl@ckChris]

i am quite chill but alas, i lack the funds to attend animazement. i'd contemplate sneaking in, but the drive to raleigh itself puts me in a precarious monetary situation.

i'm a broke ******.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

we broke. broke broke phi broke(buncha *****s!)

 

[Moophobia]

PLUR Items money match me



actually no just play a bunch of item matches with me

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

You gotta **** me in MvC3 and play me in touhou first

 

[Ocean]

but first you two have to play melee with me.

 

[~Twitch~]

yo moo i'll **** you in street fighter now.

 

[Moophobia]

Twitch I highly doubt that, I'm not good at street fighter but
guh

 

[~Twitch~]

dang, and to think i put all this practice in for nothing...

 

[Yeroc]

Moo was pretty ridiculous at MvC3. It was fun though. I have a lot to learn about 2D fighters...

 

[Moophobia]

Twitch I don't practice street fighter you'll probably beat me... but I've been playing balrog lately so probably not.

 

[bossa nova ♪]

LOOOOOOOOL twitch probably plays sagat



fagat

 

[-ACE-]

wtf do you know Ron?

weirdo

hey if you see aesim tell him I said wassup

 

[Moophobia]

He plays guy
lolol guy sucks

 

[bossa nova ♪]

awesome is probably suckin his girlfriend's peewee right now


lolololllololololol


nah but srsly **** beaners



EDIT:


HE PLAYS GUYY!?!!?!??!!!R??!R?!R[Q3GJ4Q0394JG


LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


OMG TWITCH.


OMG.

I CAN'T BREATHE.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

but first you two have to play melee with me.

I mean...

I guess.

But

man

whatevah.

LEt's do it

I guess

 

[Juno McGrath]

Twitch beat me at SF once when I mained able and when I didnt have my stick and had to use a pad


No johns though.

 

[bossa nova ♪]

hahahahahahahaha


my mom birthed me in 1990









no johns though dud

 

[stingers]

camrons 3 years older than me?
._.

 

[Juno McGrath]

No johns but...Johns

Favorite bill moments ever.

 

[vZakat]

Someone challenge me in melty blood or arcana heart 3 or guilty gear.

 

[TJ Infinat]

well TJ, you and i were just better at the game...but i don't think i ever did like playing with items against you...and i do remember people being thoroughly against you getting the screw attack.

I was good at items early cause I knew how to catch them in the air. no one else knew how.
I also knew little things like Mr. Saturn breaks shields in 3 hits.

we broke. broke broke phi broke(buncha *****s!)

I've been a member of broke phi broke since the day my momma had to natural birth me cause she couldn't afford the C Section. Thank God my head wasn't humongous like my bro's.

Twitch I don't practice street fighter you'll probably beat me... but I've been playing balrog lately so probably not.

Egh, have you tried dudley? What I want to know is why they didn't have elena in SSFIV? She was my main in Third Strike, and. . I miss her. . .


Also. . . EL FUERTE!!!!

 

[bossa nova ♪]

capoeira ftw son

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

Egh, have you tried dudley? What I want to know is why they didn't have elena in SSFIV? She was my main in Third Strike, and. . I miss her. . .

BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS-BEATS BEATS IN MY HEAD

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

*plays touhou and listens to video game podcasts while drinking*

 

[TJ Infinat]

OMG SO BORED!!!!!
Suggestions?
inb4smash: cause I don't have it.

 

[Dark Hart]

needed to make my post a multiple of 5...

/fakeocdjohns

 

[Moophobia]

Hey we should do something smash related before I leave for a month on the 4th of june.
Is anyone down?
Nothing special I'd just like to smash with you guys

 

[Juno McGrath]

Im down.

dude.


/Dr doom