One day after talking to the sun god Leto, I decided to play on the Gamecube, have a nice time with some random game...
I looked in the box that I kept all of my games, and for some reason, there was a metal hatch on the bottom of the box it was about the size of a playing card, I tried picking up the box, but it did not budge. Confused, I decided to open the little hatch. Once opened there was a void of black and purple twisting like a whirlpool to a center of pure darkness... I stretched my arm in bewilderment, curiosity getting the better of me. Then out of nowhere a sudden pain coursed through my arm finally settling to my head... I blacked out...
I awoke not knowing how long I've been out. Putting on my glasses I sat up in a strange room... All white, with a T.V., GameCube with a controller, and a soft looking chair... I stood up and looked around. Now, I will be honest I was scared, not knowing what happened or where I was, the sight of the T.V. was the only thing that made me feel that at least I wasn't too far from Humanity... Oh... How wrong I was...
Looking into the T.V. I noted a meek utterance.
"Are you ready", the voice muttered. Somehow I knew this voice, though I am sure I never really heard it before. "I overheard your conversation with Leto...", as the voice illuminated through the room and my mind a faint bundle of pixeled images with a portrait of a mans face grew from the once white screen. "I heard that you are bored with your GameCube games, all of them being... What did you say? Oh... Right, 'BORING!?!?!'", While the voice became more stentorian the picture of the man grew to fit the T.V. screen, but it looked enraged and thirsty for violence... Perhaps a soul...
Now that I know the face, it was Masahiro Sakaurai... But he looked like a demon.
"It seems that you are not pleased with my products, ment to steal your money and soul and make you my fanboy slav... I mean entertain you. Why, what did I not do correctly." He bellowed in a distorted tone.
"Sir", I said politly yet confident," It isn't that the games are bad, but they are the same thing... Mario, Kirby, Star Fox, Metroid. They are all great but I wish that there could be something new".
I saw the image smile in a impish way. "Hmm, so you wish for a better game, mmmm? Fine I will grant you this wish, but first you must defeat me in a battle." As Sakarai spoke the voice seemed to fade and echo.
The room darkend to pick black. Then a flash of red ignited the room, causing everything to look as it was soaked with blood.
In the distance I could see Sakarai running with a halo of fireballs and attached to his arm the gun that Samus used...
The only thing that went through my mind was "Oh... F**K"...
In a flash it seemed that Sakaurai warped towards me in a illusion of speed.
Bam! He bashed me with his mechanical arm, I went sliding back. It was then I noticed that the room became a stage of some sort, All around it a vortex of space, it changed to a forest and also to what looked like inside of a computer. It was at that time I noticed that I had a sword on my right. enscripted on the hilt was, 'Falcion'. When I looked up Sakaurai was running towards me. I swung the sword that hit him, there was a shockwave that emitted through the sword, and the tip glowed a white light... "Tipper", I thought.
With new confidence I rushed towards him, jumped and sliced virtically, once, twice three times...
Sakaurai was then thrown off the stage. I acted quickly before he recovered form the stun of being hit.
I jumped high and with a final slash horizontily below me, I sent him to what ever pit of hell awaited him below...
Out of breath I collapsed and once again blacked out.
I awoke a while later on my family room couch. I sat up and looked at my hands... Wondering... Was it just a dream. I looked up and saw on the coffee table a Gamecube game box. I picked it up, and read the title...
"Super... Smash... Bros...", I wispered after.
"Congragulations you defeated me... Now as I promised... Here is the gift for you and many others..."
I then knew that it hadn't been a dream it actually happend. I picked up the box and started playing......
That is how I started playing....
But seriously: I went over my friends house one day and they were playing Melee. So then I got addicted.