Most idiotic thing you've heard someone say about Brawl?(No Offensive Char. Comments)

[6footninja]

"dammit I died!" - my 6 year old nephew.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

The two most idiotic things I've heard my friend say about Brawl... and both in the same minute...

1) "Ike is an item man."
*This is funny because Sonic definitely owns in this field (speed makes for a great item hog).

2) "Items are all tactical. You just complain because you got hit by a poke'ball."
*Do I even have to explain whats wrong with this?

 

[RoK the Reaper]

"Brawl is a ripoff of PowerStone!"

 

[someguy12]

"is knuckles the enchilada in dis gaem?"

this is epic win. (and for those of you who don't know, an enchilada is a popular mexican entree.)

here's one of the classics, it wa the dec. 3rd, and i was at a game store, and this one guy was yelling at the employee because he refused to give him brawl (and this guy is at the oldest 14). the guy kept telling him about the delay on the dojo, and he kept saying there was no delay. it took 33 min to get the kid restrained. his last words before being dragged off, (with his mom by his side) "PICHU FTW!!!!!!!!!!1" and he really did say the 1 at the end.

 

[Zixion]

"Yoshi has the best projectile"

"My main is the robot guy who shoots balls"
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Me: Have you played brawl?
Friend: What's that?
Me: (explains)
Friend: I pretty much prefer smack down
Me: brawl is much better, you know...
Friend: I don't believe it

LOL

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

here's one of the classics, it wa the dec. 3rd, and i was at a game store, and this one guy was yelling at the employee because he refused to give him brawl (and this guy is at the oldest 14). the guy kept telling him about the delay on the dojo, and he kept saying there was no delay. it took 33 min to get the kid restrained. his last words before being dragged off, (with his mom by his side) "PICHU FTW!!!!!!!!!!1" and he really did say the 1 at the end.

Things like this are usually funnier when they are at least slightly beleivable.

 

[Steamroll3929]

I was taliking to my friend about A brawl tournament and he gave me this dirty look and said "No one would go to that when they could play Halo instead." I then told him about how there were better games than Halo, but there was no changing his unshakeable faith in that game

 

[Chris Lionheart]

"Yoshi has the best projectile"

"My main is the robot guy who shoots balls"
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Me: Have you played brawl?
Friend: What's that?
Me: (explains)
Friend: I pretty much prefer smack down
Me: brawl is much better, you know...
Friend: I don't believe it

LOL

ROFLMFAO!!!

I especially like the robot guy one XD.

 

[phantomphungus]

Okay, here I go:

"Seriously man, I don't know what you're talking about. Marth is anything but broken." -the oh so stubborn freind I mentioned earlier in this thread. (I know some people on these boards don't think Marth is broken either, but he's not "anything but broken".)

"Teching is so cheap." - My big brother, who can't play crap. (okay, he's actually pretty good, but he still sucks compared to my friends and I.)

 

[Chris Lionheart]

All of these from another one of my friends:

"Pit sucks"

"Sheik and Zelda suck"

(and several other *insert great character here* sucks)

"Its all specials man... its all specials."



I shouldn't have to explain why any of these are stupid....

 

[da K.I.D.]

my roomate is a ******...

he admitted that everything that beats him is cheap / glitched / unfair.

he also said:

" Oh thats a glitch!! That is SOOO a glitch!!" in reference to a CG i pulled off on a wall with D3

 

[The Dinkoman]

"What are you talking about?" — I forget who
"Super Smash Bros. Brawl" — Me and my friend
"OMG Nintendo came out with UNDERGARMENTS of their games?" — I forget who

 

[BEES]

There are still idiots saying Wolf and Falco are copy and paste Fox clones.

Having more than half your moves have different animations and effects is copy+paste these days, I guess.

 

[MPH Deku]

Melee > Brawl because I was on the forums longer than you.

 

[znintendotaku]

Melee > Brawl because I was on the forums longer than you.

omg thats sig worthy....epic win!!!

 

[Talazala]

"I've played the super Smash Bros. Brawl Beta and Metaknight kicks ***."

Note that this was way before E for All posted by someone on youtube.

Dude, this was posted in 2007. HOW DID THIS PERSON KNOW???

 

[turbinator]

I can't remember who but someone on smash boards said that: Brawl is a classic example of how not to make a videogame

 

[Shy Guy 86]

Of how people think that Falco sucks because Wolf is "stronger" and Fox is faster, i've heard a lot of people say

Wolf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Falco and such....

it annoys me so..

 

[CorruptFate]

Mk isn't broken.

by MK players

Snake is easier to play as then Mk all you have to learn is how to snake dash.

by ~S@G3~

 

[smashbot226]

"Hey, (Insert Name Here) Smashboards says that Melee is more technical than Brawl."

"That's ********. Everyone knows Brawl has more items!"

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"Sonic's too darn fast."

"No he's not. Pikachu's faster, and better too."

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(Not stupid, but just EPIC.)

Him: "Captain Falcon isn't in this game."

Me: Yes he is, he's under Wolf."

Him: No, he's not Captain Falcon. The REAL Captain would have his own character column and have the Knee. WHERE'S THE F*CKING KNEE?!?"

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(My cousin)

"Oh my god, they put in Wall-E?!?"

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"Link is better than Toon Link."

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(Anything by hippochinfat!)

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(Anything by Dylan Tnga or Alpha Zealot)

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"Why does Bowser have surprise buttsecks?"

 

[Foxtrotter]

"Pit's the best character."
-.-;
My little sister sees me play as him too much.

"Ike is has the best smash ball."
Again, -.-;

"Items make it fair!"

 

[LavisFiend]

When people say that Brawl is a poorly made game.

 

[Johnthegalactic]

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(My cousin)

"Oh my god, they put in Wall-E?!?"

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They also took R.O.B. out!

 

[dancingfrogman]

This was to my 9 year old cousin:

me:wanna play brawl?

him: no thanks

me: why?

him: it's boring

(moments later)

me: wanna play brawl now with me?

him: Yes please

 

[Spartan1841]

Spongebob for Brawl!

 

[NinjaFoxX]

Melee > Brawl because I was on the forums longer than you.

true words are true

Spongebob for Brawl!

i actually beleive someone said that

 

[25%Cotton]

i actually beleive someone said that

yes. yes, someone said that. i remember it on the original NSider.

 

[OmegaXXII]

when people can't compare and tell the difference apart from Melee's technical game and Brawl's casualness which on this forum I often see which is sad

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

"You are so stupid, ROB is from Starfox!" Yes, one of my friends said this and like three of my other friends backed it up.

 

[Agi]

"Whaaaaattt????!?!?! Captain Falcon is teh ROXXORRZ!!! whoever said that is LYING!!! the smashboards are LYING!!!!"

 

[smashbot226]

"Whaaaaattt????!?!?! Captain Falcon is teh ROXXORRZ!!! whoever said that is LYING!!! the smashboards are LYING!!!!"

He's obviously a member of Gamefaqs.

Oh, new one:

"Samus in his green suit looks like Master Chief."

Me:
What? Samus is a chick.

"What the hell are you talking about? See that bulge near his crotch?"

That's how the suit is made.

"No, HE built it using HIS tools which HE bought himself."

Then what's his wife doing?

"In the kitchen."

 

[NinjaFoxX]

Brawl>Melee

sorry guys...

 

[Black_Heretic]

Brawl>Melee

sorry guys...

^^

it is one of the most common ones along with its invert (Melee > brawl)

saying which is better is a statement of opinion and opinion is subjective

besides for that, the dumbest thing I heard is "Captain Falcon is the best character in the game" from a guy who played one time...and only played Falcon...and got 5 stocked

 

[smashbot226]

^^

it is one of the most common ones along with its invert (Melee > brawl)

saying which is better is a statement of opinion and opinion is subjective

besides for that, the dumbest thing I heard is "Captain Falcon is the best character in the game" from a guy who played one time...and only played Falcon...and got 5 stocked

I always hate the people who say that, and then get pwnd.

I wish there was a Falcon main as to what Gimpy did to Bowser...

 

[LeonSKennedy]

The Most idiotic thing I heard someone say about brawl is "Brawl is a real great game, best ever made"

 

[hough123]

someone says:
"snake's oging to be top tier"
and then gives absolutely NO reason for it

even if there were 'reasons'
it's complete bull to try to
give tiers to characters in a
game that has yet to be...
and even a good while after~

I hate to inform you, but..........

 

[Replacement100]

"Captain Falcon is the best character in the game"

You know he is.
His manliness aura just radiates. Especially in the pink suit.

Though, I really do like Captain Falcon in Brawl, while he's bad, hes interesting to use, as in, trying to overcome weaknesses, etc.

 

[The Dinkoman]

The Most idiotic thing I heard someone say about brawl is "Brawl is a real great game, best ever made"

Stop trying to be funny or impress smashboards. Its not working.

"Waaaaaaaait.. why is there cupid in brawl?"

 

[awlccl123]

The Most idiotic thing I heard someone say about brawl is "Brawl is a real great game, best ever made"

The most idiotic thing i have heard is "The Most idiotic thing I heard someone say about brawl is "Brawl is a real great game, best ever made""

 

[Yaya]

The most idiotic thing i have heard is "The Most idiotic thing I heard someone say about brawl is "Brawl is a real great game, best ever made""

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