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Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

KingofPhantoms

The Spook Factor
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Newcomer: My Ex-Wife, Dead, still misses me, but her aim is getting better!

"I didn't eat anything at all yesterday. I'm starving right now."
 

Darkpit54

Smash Ace
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There will be no food items in the next Smash!

"I've been playing a lot of Pokken Tournament lately..."
 

Digital Hazard

Weaboo Trash
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Shadow Mewtwo confirmed! He'll be a Mewtwo clone who the fanbase will Dark Pit 2.0 on him.

"Agumon digivolve to... Greymon!"
 
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smashfan666

Smash Cadet
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Bonzi Buddy confirmed for assist trophy.

"Remember who you're talking to - out-of-left-field is practically my summer cottage."
 

KingofPhantoms

The Spook Factor
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It's confirmed that Sakurai will personally go out of his way to ensure no competitive tournaments of Smash Ultimate are ever played. Ever.

"Yes, it goes without saying that I found a way to make Ridley work as a playable character, at long last."

(I'm amazed that this thread was resurrected, btw.)
 

Sebas22

Smash Journeyman
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This guy becomes an Assist Trophy in Smash 6.

"For this new installment, I decided to focus more on the competitive aspects of the game."
 

smashfan666

Smash Cadet
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new spirits based on Kirby: Right Back At Ya' anime

"to my people, i'm a hero. to you? i'm the bad guy."
 

JoZerp

Smash Cadet
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28
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Sunken ship from Mario 64 is a stage!

"Smash is for gud bois n girls of all ages."
 

LAA9000

Smash Apprentice
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Next Smash game has a new feature: when buying the game, buyers will go through a vibe check to see if they are a good boy or girl. If they fail, Master Hand will come out of the game box (if bought physically) or screen (if bought digitally) and slap them in the face, hospitalising them for weeks.
In addition, many moves had to be altered or replaced, and some characters were cut entirely, in order to ensure the game gets the lowest age rating possible from every ratings board across the world.

'My money tree in Animal Crossing just got replaced by an egg tree. Screw you, Zipper T. Bunny.'
 

KingofPhantoms

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Zipper T. Bunny confirmed to replace Sand Bag; now anyone dissatisfied with the character's actions in AC will be able to vent their frustrations with the character by playing Home Run Contest, being in the training stage, and by just having the Sand Bag item turned on, period.

"Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection."
 

JoZerp

Smash Cadet
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Zero from the MMZ series comfirmed as a fighter. (you know, his weapons)

"We're going wild with FPVol.2"
 

LAA9000

Smash Apprentice
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This April Fools Day, all the characters in Smash will be replaced with bootleg versions of themselves for 24 hours: Mario with Grand Dad, Sonic with Somari, etc.

"Your next line is 'JoJo's Bizarre Adventure content in Smash!'"
 

Doc Monocle

Smash Apprentice
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Dec 24, 2020
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The next Smash Bros. will feature a stage edit mode that incorporates Fire Emblem themed props.

"I think I want to do something... final... and unforgettable... and perfect!"
 

Doc Monocle

Smash Apprentice
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Future games will place a greater emphasis on the desires of fans?... (I could not think of anything else)

"I think the next game should make players more free somehow."
 
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