Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

[Game&Watcher]

Puyo Puyo is getting added to the Masterpiece list.

"Knock, Knock. Get the door, it's Religion."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai confirmed to have given the front door to his house a name. Said name is "Religion."

"Do you wanna have a bad time?"

 

[Devil May Plop]

Oh no, he's bringing tripping back!

"I walked in the park last week. It was nice."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Pine Trees Root into Smash!

"YOU'RE MEETING ALL OF MY STANDARDS!!!"

 

[Devil May Plop]

This is gonna be the most casual Smash!

"My wife is dead."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Newcomer: My Ex-Wife, Dead, still misses me, but her aim is getting better!

"I didn't eat anything at all yesterday. I'm starving right now."

 

[Darkpit54]

There will be no food items in the next Smash!

"I've been playing a lot of Pokken Tournament lately..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Shadow Mewtwo confirmed! He'll be a Mewtwo clone who the fanbase will Dark Pit 2.0 on him.

"Agumon digivolve to... Greymon!"

 

[Game&Watcher]

Charizard to be replaced with Greymon due to the results of Death Battle.

"PIKUPTHOZEBITSOFBROHKNCHYNATONCE."

 

[Devil May Plop]

Titanic confirmed as a stage in 5mash!

"Time to tip the scales!"

 

[Game&Watcher]

Titanic confirmed as a stage in 5mash!

"Time to tip the scales!"

Sakurai confirmed to be behind Smashboards' latest April Fools Prank.

"Wait! Wait! Hold on! Hold on! I don't remember any of that happening. That is not what happened in the last episode!"

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Anakin Skywalker confirmed.


"Hello there!"

 

[smashfan666]

Bonzi Buddy confirmed for assist trophy.

"Remember who you're talking to - out-of-left-field is practically my summer cottage."

 

[FirestormNeos]

Windows XP Default Background Confirmed Stage.

"Yeetus Fajitas your competitive scene has been Deletus"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

It's confirmed that Sakurai will personally go out of his way to ensure no competitive tournaments of Smash Ultimate are ever played. Ever.

"Yes, it goes without saying that I found a way to make Ridley work as a playable character, at long last."

(I'm amazed that this thread was resurrected, btw.)

 

[FirestormNeos]

Galactus is now an assist trophy, and is shorter than Little Mac.

"i can't believe jimmy hoffa is ****ing dead"

 

[Mamboo07]

Jimmy Hoffa will be a DLC Fighter.

"Yee"

 

[Sebas22]

This guy becomes an Assist Trophy in Smash 6.

"For this new installment, I decided to focus more on the competitive aspects of the game."

 

[Mamboo07]

It turns out that it was a Melee reboot
"I eat Jon, it's what I do."

 

[Sean Wheeler]

Sakurai is a cannibal!

"Goku will never be in Smash. Stop asking!"

 

[Mamboo07]

But it's the Goku from Yuyuki. (A Famicon Disk System game released in 1989)

"He don't scare me none!"

 

[smashfan666]

new spirits based on Kirby: Right Back At Ya' anime

"to my people, i'm a hero. to you? i'm the bad guy."

 

[Mamboo07]

King from Deltarune is confirmed as a boss

"I sawed this boat in half!"

 

[JoZerp]

Sunken ship from Mario 64 is a stage!

"Smash is for gud bois n girls of all ages."

 

[LAA9000]

Next Smash game has a new feature: when buying the game, buyers will go through a vibe check to see if they are a good boy or girl. If they fail, Master Hand will come out of the game box (if bought physically) or screen (if bought digitally) and slap them in the face, hospitalising them for weeks.
In addition, many moves had to be altered or replaced, and some characters were cut entirely, in order to ensure the game gets the lowest age rating possible from every ratings board across the world.

'My money tree in Animal Crossing just got replaced by an egg tree. Screw you, Zipper T. Bunny.'

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zipper T. Bunny confirmed to replace Sand Bag; now anyone dissatisfied with the character's actions in AC will be able to vent their frustrations with the character by playing Home Run Contest, being in the training stage, and by just having the Sand Bag item turned on, period.

"Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection."

 

[JoZerp]

Zero from the MMZ series comfirmed as a fighter. (you know, his weapons)

"We're going wild with FPVol.2"

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

FP2 Is all feral animals!

Yesterday I found 10 cents on the ground

 

[LAA9000]

Coin mode is returning.

'Why is it that my favourite Minecraft servers are always full whenever I want to go on them?'

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Custom game modes and servers confirmed

"Mario 7, was that the one I played again?"

 

[LAA9000]

This April Fools Day, all the characters in Smash will be replaced with bootleg versions of themselves for 24 hours: Mario with Grand Dad, Sonic with Somari, etc.

"Your next line is 'JoJo's Bizarre Adventure content in Smash!'"

 

[Kikio4546]

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure content in Smash! ...what

"Y'know I've recently gotten into RPGMaker."

 

[Doc Monocle]

The next Smash Bros. will feature a stage edit mode that incorporates Fire Emblem themed props.

"I think I want to do something... final... and unforgettable... and perfect!"

 

[Kikio4546]

Here come the Sora fanatics...

"I gently opened the door."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Future games will place a greater emphasis on the desires of fans?... (I could not think of anything else)

"I think the next game should make players more free somehow."

 

[Þe 1 → Way]

Future games will place a greater emphasis on the desires of fans?... (I could not think of anything else)

"I think the next game should make players more free somehow."

Its not a video game. Sakurai created a fight club.
“I got a virus the other day.”

 

[Doc Monocle]

Its not a video game. Sakurai created a fight club.
“I got a virus the other day.”

Dr. Mario is getting a special cinematic next time.

"I am fine with the blueprints. Are you?"

 

[Janx_uwu]

Sakurai will be updating Stage Builder with new features. That or adding Builder Mario to Smash.

"I like to play Super Smash Bros. Ultimate with my coworkers during my lunch break."

 

[Kikio4546]

A big update for Smash?

"Stop assuming that I'm adding a character to Smash just for mentioning them!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

A big update for Smash?

"Stop assuming that I'm adding a character to Smash just for mentioning them!"

We have a mad Masahiro, and we are never going to have a Smash game again!

"Why is everything I say such a controversy?"