Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

nessokman

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This was being played on gamefaqs on their smash wii u board and it is pretty fun, as it jokes about how literally we take everything sakurai says.

Rules-
Someone posts as sakurai, the next person comes up with a weird/ pessimistic conclusion, and then gives another sakurai line.

Ex:

Person 1 : "I like cats"


Person 2 : Sakurai's cat confirmed as a boss!

"I ate a burger today"


Person 3: Hamburger confirmed food item! Gives permanent invincibility!

"I failed physics in highschool"

Person 1: Smash 4 slower Than brawl!

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Note: these dont have to be actual quotes-
 

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SAKURAI IS GOING TO QUIT MAKING SMASH BECAUSE OF US!!

"I need to sleep"

(Remember it doesn't have to be a quote from him, it's a joke how we speculate everything he says is smash related and interpret him wrong)
 

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SAKURAI IS GOING TO QUIT MAKING SMASH BECAUSE OF US!!

"I need to sleep"

(Remember it doesn't have to be a quote from him, it's a joke how we speculate everything he says is smash related and interpret him wrong)

RANDOM SLEEPING CONFIRMED FOR SMASH! JIGGLYPUFF IS GOD TIER!

"We will reveal a new item tomorrow."
 

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