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Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

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Sakurai confirmed to have cancelled Smash Bros.

"You couldn't possibly misinterpret this quote! *laughs*"
 

KingofPhantoms

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Sakurai is confirmed to have a terrible sense of humor for making a joke like that at a time like this, because said joke hints towards his psychic ability to see into the future, from which he has discovered the planet will be attacked by an army of giant sentient mutant pumpkin and squash monsters on Halloween, bent on using their mutant powers and extreme-intelligence to resurrect the dinosaurs and bring about a new era of war to planet Earth.

"Blue whales are very interesting creatures."
 

Reigaheres

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Blue Whale's are the largest animals in the earth, now, what is the largest DRAGON in the world?
Yes, of course it's Dragonite. Dragonite confirmed for Smash.


"My favourite ice cream flavor is pistachio!"
 

Substitution

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Sakurai cancels Smash DLC, and makes no plans for a future release. But hey, at least no one guessed it.

"That's a big Twinkie."
 

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Just Dance DLC stage confirmed

"You can't have a nightmare if you never dream."
 

dimensionsword64

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Sakurai confirmed stalker

"And I would've gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids!"
 

JayTheUnseen

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Sakurai obviously wanted to keep Smash Bros in the style of Melee, as he enjoyed the fast paced action. But everyone made it so competitive, he had no choice but to slow the next game down for the non-competitive players.

"I'm going to be able to come back up next time, and kick your rear."
 

Kneutronic

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No one will be blind anymore! Yay!

"The pain goes away, but your work always remains."
 

Kneutronic

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Halo: Red vs. Blue confirmed to be in Smash, with Sarge representing.

...Uh, can we just use any quote, or do they have to be from Sakurai?

"In terms of quantity, we've probably already reached the limit of what's feasible. I think a change of direction may be what's needed."
 

KingofPhantoms

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Sakurai confirmed to be cosplaying as a pink-wig wearing Heavy at some point, and holds his fans in very low regard all of the sudden for some reason.

"Bonus Ducks."
 

Kneutronic

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Duck Hunt confirmed to have more ducks to aid his attacks.

"Do a barrel roll."
 

Reigaheres

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Original Donkey Kong confirmed as fighter. Neutral B: rolling a barrel forward.

"Has anyone ever noticed my quotes are always in english, even though I only know Japanese?"
 

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Turbo Teen zooms into battle!

"Wait... the Krystal requests are serious? well, I'm not listening to this fandom again."
 

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Sakurai confirmed to hate furries. And that's good.

"People die if they're killed"
 

Digital Hazard

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Sakurai confirmed to be FE bias!

"Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right"
 

Digital Hazard

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No swordfighters for the next Smash confirmed! The usually salty people celebrate until they realize no Link or Marth.

"When you have a birthday, you celebrate being born"
 

KingofPhantoms

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The next Smash game is confirmed to be centered around baby characters. Baby Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy and Rosalina not enough? Never fear! This game features baby Link, Marth, Shulk, Samus, and even Sonic!

"Today has been a great day."
 

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Sakurai confirmed to have silenced this thread for over two months, which was why he's had a great day in the first place.

"leg so hot it could fry an egg"
 

Digital Hazard

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Sakurai confirmed to be regretful of altering Fem!Corrin's thigh armor.

"It's all ogre now"
 

Geek

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Sakurai finally comes out as Grand Dad. He then pranks everyone by adding the Flintstones melody to every single musical piece he's associated with.

"tfw no gf"
 

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Cell phone confirmed as an item in the next smash!

"I didn't get much sleep last night..."
 
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