Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

[Substitution]

Sakurai confirmed to have cancelled Smash Bros.

"You couldn't possibly misinterpret this quote! *laughs*"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai is confirmed to have a terrible sense of humor for making a joke like that at a time like this, because said joke hints towards his psychic ability to see into the future, from which he has discovered the planet will be attacked by an army of giant sentient mutant pumpkin and squash monsters on Halloween, bent on using their mutant powers and extreme-intelligence to resurrect the dinosaurs and bring about a new era of war to planet Earth.

"Blue whales are very interesting creatures."

 

[Reiga]

Blue Whale's are the largest animals in the earth, now, what is the largest DRAGON in the world?
Yes, of course it's Dragonite. Dragonite confirmed for Smash.


"My favourite ice cream flavor is pistachio!"

 

[Game&Watcher]

"My favourite ice cream flavor is pistachio!"

New "Pistachio Ice Cream" food item confirmed. It will heal 999%

"No one will be able to guess what I'm doing with this new update!"

 

[Substitution]

Sakurai cancels Smash DLC, and makes no plans for a future release. But hey, at least no one guessed it.

"That's a big Twinkie."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Master Twinkie confirmed as a DLC boss fight.

"Dance like yo mean it!"

 

[smashfan666]

Just Dance DLC stage confirmed

"You can't have a nightmare if you never dream."

 

[Game&Watcher]

Nightmare assist trophy to be removed!

"I'M AN ABOMINATION, AND I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL!"

 

[dimensionsword64]

Sakurai confirmed stalker

"And I would've gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids!"

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Sakurai obviously wanted to keep Smash Bros in the style of Melee, as he enjoyed the fast paced action. But everyone made it so competitive, he had no choice but to slow the next game down for the non-competitive players.

"I'm going to be able to come back up next time, and kick your rear."

 

[TheRealHeroOfWinds]

Sakurai confirmed to get Reggie quotes wrong

"You'll see one day. All of you will."

 

[Kneutronic]

No one will be blind anymore! Yay!

"The pain goes away, but your work always remains."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Doctor Mario confirmed to be a mad scientist.

"MEDIC!"

 

[Kneutronic]

Halo: Red vs. Blue confirmed to be in Smash, with Sarge representing.

...Uh, can we just use any quote, or do they have to be from Sakurai?

"In terms of quantity, we've probably already reached the limit of what's feasible. I think a change of direction may be what's needed."

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Smash will now be a puzzle game.

"Heavy is wearing pink wig and you are STILL biggest idiot."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai confirmed to be cosplaying as a pink-wig wearing Heavy at some point, and holds his fans in very low regard all of the sudden for some reason.

"Bonus Ducks."

 

[Kneutronic]

Duck Hunt confirmed to have more ducks to aid his attacks.

"Do a barrel roll."

 

[Reiga]

Original Donkey Kong confirmed as fighter. Neutral B: rolling a barrel forward.

"Has anyone ever noticed my quotes are always in english, even though I only know Japanese?"

 

[Logo12]

Western bias confirmed

(Also, you sure Sakurai only knows Japanese? :T)

"No I'm just kidding".

 

[Sir Gengar de Èctoplasma]

Western bias confirmed

(Also, you sure Sakurai only knows Japanese? :T)

"No I'm just kidding".

Ballot confirmed to be a joke, Mario Maker is the last DLC.

"It prints money!"

 

[Logo12]

Gameboy Printer confirmed to be compatible with Smash

"Underwear is just a piece of fabric."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Knitting needles confirmed as a DLC item.

"Use the Force."

 

[Logo12]

The Force confirmed as a way for Sakurai to troll the competitive community

"I mostly dislike things that are good for you"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Shrek and Goku confirmed!

"People die if they are killed"

 

[Rashyboy05]

Shiro Emiya confirmed DLC character

"Can you suplex a train?"

 

[Dastardly Ridleylash]

Sabin confirmed for Smash DLC.

"I've decided to add a transforming character into Smash Bros. Can you guess who it is?"

 

[Nabbit The Rabbit '02]

Turbo Teen zooms into battle!

"Wait... the Krystal requests are serious? well, I'm not listening to this fandom again."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Sakurai confirmed to hate furries. And that's good.

"People die if they're killed"

 

[Dastardly Ridleylash]

Sakurai is killed by Ridley in an assassination plot.

"Please understand that I'm adding characters based on popularity, not on a whim...maybe."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Sakurai confirmed to be FE bias!

"Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The next Smash game is confirmed to be highly educational and focus on teaching morals more than anything else.

"Drop your weapons!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

No swordfighters for the next Smash confirmed! The usually salty people celebrate until they realize no Link or Marth.

"When you have a birthday, you celebrate being born"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The next Smash game is confirmed to be centered around baby characters. Baby Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy and Rosalina not enough? Never fear! This game features baby Link, Marth, Shulk, Samus, and even Sonic!

"Today has been a great day."

 

[Geek]

Sakurai confirmed to have silenced this thread for over two months, which was why he's had a great day in the first place.

"leg so hot it could fry an egg"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Sakurai confirmed to be regretful of altering Fem!Corrin's thigh armor.

"It's all ogre now"

 

[Sir Gengar de Èctoplasma]

Every character in the game is replaced by Ogremon.

"Never gonna give you up"

 

[Game&Watcher]

Sakurai continues Smash development! And adds Robo's theme from Chrono Trigger.

"I only upload high quality video game music."

 

[Geek]

Sakurai finally comes out as Grand Dad. He then pranks everyone by adding the Flintstones melody to every single musical piece he's associated with.

"tfw no gf"

 

[Darkpit54]

Cell phone confirmed as an item in the next smash!

"I didn't get much sleep last night..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

L confirmed!

"Poyo!"