Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

[SmasherMaster]

Sakurai confirmed to have come out of the closet. Also, Snow White is DLC.

"Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming"

 

[Geek]

Dory from Finding Nemo confirmed as a third-party character for the next Smash!

"I hope you like leather."

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Cowboy Boots confirmed an assist trophy.

"I think I'll just quit my job."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai confirmed to be depressed. Give him some Kirby dance!!!

Your base are belong to us

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Old Meme Man confirmed!


Big Adventure, Tons of Fun, a Beautiful Heart, Faithful and Strong, Sharing Kindness, It's an easy feat, and magic makes it all complete!

 

[TheRealHeroOfWinds]

Sakurai confirmed to be a fan of Harry Potter.

"What am I looking at?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai confirmed to not understand what mirrors are and has no concept of how they work.

"I just don't know what went wrong."

 

[Saikyoshi]

Wavedashing discovered in Smash 4.

"A change of scenery is always nice."

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Sakurai has now revealed his reasoning for the excessive number of changing scenery stages in Smash 4.

"I have to admit, them whippersnappers heading Nintendo do know how to run a business."

 

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

Super Smash City Simulator confirmed for next game! BRB, GOTTA GO WORK ON LEGEND OF ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!
"Those who can't teach, preach, and those who teach also preach. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. *explosion*"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai confirmed to be a poorly-performing computer-system.

"This sentence is false."

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to not make sense.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

"HATS HATS AND MORE HATS!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai confirmed to love hats. As such, Professor Layton will be DLC

"Nah, I'm just out of ice cubes"

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Iceman confirmed!



"Sunset Shimmer is a great protagonist."

 

[SmasherMaster]

Sakurai confirmed to watch My Little Pony.

"Mom's spagetti"

 

[NessFangirl]

Eminem confirmed for Smash 4 DLC!

"I had an omelette today."

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Omelette confirmed as a food item!


"Applejack bucks in!"

 

[Platsy]

Sweet Cinnamon confirmed for DLC character

For reference:

Spoiler

"Honey, I'm home!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai confirmed to have no family, and is basically talking to his hand

"Better nerf Greninja"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Greninja confirmed to pay a visit to Sakurai to partake in a discussion on how to nerf and alter him fairly.

"Nope.avi."

 

[PKMudkip]

BLU Enginger CONFERMED 4 Smesh!!

"I feel like taking a break"

 

[Saikyoshi]

Smash 5 confirmed cancelled! It's the apocalypse!

"Just got a new iPhone 7. Things will be much easier with this. #swag"

 

[SmasherMaster]

Sakurai confirmed to be Beiber. Beiber is now DLC and Top Tier.

"Prince Ali, MIGHTY IS HE, ALI ABABUAH!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai confirmed to have an ego about himself as he is confirmed to be Prince Ali as well.

"Time, Dr. Freeman?"

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Timer confirmed to be part of everything

"Screw it at this point"

 

[Digital Hazard]

confirmed to have slept with Sakurai to get in the game!

"HULK SMASH!"

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Super Smash Bros. will be called Hulk Smash Bros.

*coughs*

 

[Digital Hazard]

Smoke confirmed!

What a bunch of jokers

 

[Game&Watcher]

Smoke confirmed!

What a bunch of jokers

Reyn Mii Costume confirmed.

"HEY, YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Sakurai confirmed to ship x !

"It's dangerous to go alone, take this"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Wooden Sword confirmed as a DLC item.

"I cannot even."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Sakurai making excuses why *insert character here* can't be in!

"Found you"

 

[Fluttershy]

47 characters confirmed for DLC

"47 is the new 42"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

47Inati confirmed.

"Half-Life 3."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Gordon Freeman confirmed!

"Once again, the adventure continues"

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Adventure Mode confirmed to be back.

"Do what ya want 'cuz a pirate is free, you are a pirate!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Captain Syrup confirmed!

"This will be the day we're waiting for"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ridley confirmed?

"AH-CHOO!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viruses confirmed!

"waka waka waka"