Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Next Super Smash Bros. game confirmed to have pro-secessionist/anti-nationalistic bias and Sakurai will take to the Internets bemoaning the fact how **** the country in questions has gone by including angry worded posts, long winded rants, and empty threats on the main website.

"YOLO."

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to have only 1-stock matches in the next Smash Bros. When a character is defeated, they get deleted from the game.

"Bite my shiny metal ass."

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Sakurai confirmed to have a prosthetic ass

"The satisfactions in my life are like a paintbrush, and tomorrow I will paint a brighter day... (Woah-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, OH!) But I can see reality stain my whole world with complications that are shrouding my day black. I'll shine to keep the clouds away!"

 

[Geek]

Sakurai confirmed to be a very profound homosexual.

"PomPom and Strong-Bad are totally going out."

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Sakurai confirmed to still watch Homestar Runner.

"My cat died."

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

Sakurai confirmed Cat Murderer.

"Bubsy joins the battle replacing Mega Man in Super Smash Bros for Wii U and 3DS version 999999999999.5!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai has lost his marbles confirmed.

"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's."

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to secretely be.... Markiplier!


"Art thou mad, brethren?"

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

sakurai uses wierd hipster words confirmed

"i am groot"

 

[Geek]

Sakurai confirmed to be Groot himself.

"But Homestar can win the stupid competition!"

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

sakurai worships trogdor confirmed


"DK RAP IS LOVE, DK RAP IS LIFE"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The game's entire soundtrack is confirmed to be replaced by various renditions and remixes of the DK Rap.

"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than YOU do pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor."

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

sakurai confirmed anime

i am playing monty on the run and ronty on the mun.

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Sakurai confirmed to have craved under pressure from directing the Smash franchise and is referring to something that nobody but a select few actually understand and get.

"We have 5 other DLC characters planned for Smash 4 but they are characters that you never even considered to be included into the roster."

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to have craved under pressure from directing the Smash franchise and is referring to something that nobody but a select few actually understand and get.

"We have 5 other DLC characters planned for Smash 4 but they are characters that you never even considered to be included into the roster."

Magikarp, aparoid queen, shrek, and sonichu confirmed!

" Bye, bye Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai killed the Smash series

"To be or not to be?"

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

sakurai is british confirmed

"I AM THE CHICKEN GOD."

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Arise Chickun.

"That's my purse! I don't know you!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai is an amnesic lady CONFIRMED!!!!!!

"I'm gonna give- I'm gonna give you up!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai confirmed to hate rickrolling.

"SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH."

 

[Substitution]

King Arthur from Ghost and Goblins is confirmed to be a character. With his skeleton being an alternate costume.

"We all live in a Yellow Submarine."

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Sakurai confirmed to live inside the sun.

"I'm tired of people always making negative comments about the Smash Bros game(s).Anyone who does so will be hunted down by the Nintendo Spy Network
and used as real life Multi-Man Smash fodder."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai confirmed to be a cannibal who only eats angry fans

"Gotta catch 'em all"

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Super Smash 'Mon confirmed

"When there's troube you know who to call... TEEN TITANS,
From their Tower they can see it all.... TEEN TITANS,
When there's evil on the attack,
You can rest knowing they got your back"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai confirmed TEEN TITANS SMASH

"Please understand"

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Iwata confirmed to be controlling Sakurai,who is actually a puppet.

"The rugs and carpets in my house are very important to me.I really appreciate fine carpets.If one of mine becomes frayed,I postpone whatever I'm working on to repair them."

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Iwata confirmed to be controlling Sakurai,who is actually a puppet.

"The rugs and carpets in my house are very important to me.I really appreciate fine carpets.If one of mine becomes frayed,I postpone whatever I'm working to repair them."

Smash haters confirmed to roughly destroy Sakurai's carpets

"You are a weenie"

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

weenie hut jrs confirmed as stage.

"i am toorg"

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

"Mr. Sakurai, the data just came in and Lucina is widely considered to better than Marth."

"If Lucina is doing well, by extension, Dark Pit is more popular and better than Pit. And by extension, all clones are better than the originals! It makes perfect sense! Gentleman, let's start planning the next the Smash game!"

Bolded text only please

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Super Clone Brothers confirmed!!!

"Hello"

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Hey You Pikachu alt for Pikachu confirmed. Its attacks based on what you tell it to do in the microphone on the 3DS and Gamepad.

"**** ya'all!!!! I'm gonna join Santa Monica Studios and direct the new PSASBR! Sayonara *******!!!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai is a sell-out confirmed!

"Take a look" (imagine Sakurai imitating Iwata's tone ^_^)

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Sakurai confirmed to not actually imitating Iwata but actually reversed possessed him. Meaning he forced Iwata's soul into his ageless body. Iwata is now just a soulless person; sending his soulless words directly to us.

"Avada kedavra!"

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to not actually imitating Iwata but actually reversed possessed him. Meaning he forced Iwata's soul into his ageless body. Iwata is now just a soulless person; sending his soulless words directly to us.

"Avada kedavra!"

Sakurai confirmed to be Voldemort, and has killed Reggie, who is actually Harry Potter in disguise.



Reggie Potter series confirmed as well, with Nintendo-exclusive games to boot!


"I recently stumbled upon a thread on 'Smashboards' called 'Misinterpret the Sakurai quote'. The translations were rough, but I've never done or said any of these things...."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai confirmed a liar

"Villager!"

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Sakurai dressed up as the Villager during work one day and attacked people with shovels, axes, slingshots, turnips, gyroids, and weeds just to demonstrate how he would play like.

"A WTF character? I thought people were asking for a WFT character!"

 

[JayTheUnseen]

WFT confirmed to have been included only due to a misunderstanding.

"Ahem."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai confirmed to have a nasty cold

"Battle Ridley as A STAGE BOSS!!!!"

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Sakurai confirmed to have no idea what fans actually want and adheres to his own bias.

"#nooneunderstandsme"

 

[Substitution]

Smash 5 confirmed to be darker and edgier than the previous installments.

"But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood."