Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai confirmed to be......someone less famous in a Sakurai disguise ^_^

"PIT!"

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to have Kid Icarus bias.


"Need a new Smash fighter? Why not Zoidberg?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai confirmed to hate Bender

"Hey! I'm Grump!"

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to hate Bender

"Hey! I'm Grump!"

Sakurai confirmed to be Jontron.

"I sentence them to death.... by snu snu."

 

[Digital Hazard]

" is Sakurai waifu, BIAS!!!"

Spider-Man is love, Spider-Man is life.

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

sakurai confirmed to have had a magical encounter with spiderman

i am sanic

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai confirmed to put SANIC as DLC. He'll be a SONIC clone

"I am the king! DANCE FOR ME, PEASANTS!!!!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Sakurai confirmed to be bias for Dance Dance Revolution!!!"

With great power, comes great responsibility

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai confired to be Spider-Man

"SUPER SMAAAAAAAAAASH BROTHERS!!!!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Sakurai confirmed to want competitive players to die!"

Estas son las mañanitas que cantaba el rey David

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to be Spanish.

"Expecting a new Smash Brothers fighter? Too bad. Waluigi time."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Sakurai hating Waluigi confirmed!"

I love you, you love me, we're a happy family.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai confirmed to have completely lost every single inch of his sanity.

"MMPH MMPH MMPH!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

" went to bed with Sakurai to be in!"

I have the power!

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Sakurai confirmed to be a person who wears the pants in a relationship.

"It's not you, it's me. I don't think it will work out. Maybe it's best if we see other people. You need someone else who appreciates you for you. Maybe it's best if we just broke up."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai confirmed to be Snake's ex-boyfriend! XD

"I feel like Purple Pikmin"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Sakurai confirmed to be fat"

'till all are one.

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Sakurai is currently forging the One Ring. He gave 9 Rings to the Hyrulians but they were corrupted first. He then gave 7 wings to the Yoshi lords. And he then gave three rings of Powers to the Rulers o the Mushroom Kingdom, reddest, greenest, and peachest of them all. But someday, he will bind them to his rule and control them.

"#dailygrind"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai confirmed to play KI:U everyday! HE NEEDS THOSE HEARTS!!!

"When freaky aliens give you lemons, make feaky alien lemonade"

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Sakurai confirmed to rule the Underworld.

"I played a demo of that new IP, Splatoon, and I have to say, I really hope they make it easier for casual gamers to play it before release."

 

[Geek]

Sakurai confirmed for one of the developers of Splatoon, which is absolutely unnecessary.

"I looked at some pebbles the other day. They were very cool and very interesting."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Sakurai confirmed to put the Flintstones in next Smash!"

Let's-a go!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai confirmed to cut Mario in SSB5

"Yoshi!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai confirmed to be a Yoshi. Secretly, that is.

"I should wear hats more often".

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Ezlo from LoZ:The Minish Cap confirmed as a character.

"I'll slap you silly!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Masahiro Slapurai confirmed that Master Hand and Crazy Hand was his biography

"Mr. Game & Watch gets his game on!"

 

[Xinc]

Ms. Game and Watch confirmed!

"Captain Falcon is a very unique character."

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Sakurai confirmed to think Captain Falcon is the epitome of manliness and style. ( Which I don't )

"Everyone always seems so busy...It makes me feel bad that I don't work at all sometimes."

 

[Xcano]

Miis are confirmed as a character !

"There will be no complex mechanics like Wave-dash and L-cancel in Smash 4"

Irony.

 

[Capybara Gaming]

(there was no revious quote)

"My Tingle senses are spidering!"

 

[TheRealHeroOfWinds]

Sakurai confirmed to play Hyrule Warriors Majora's Mask DLC while waiting for Majora's Mask 3D's release.

"Gosh darnit!"

 

[Geek]

Sakurai confirmed to be developing a King of the Hill game at this moment.

"purisu undastando"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakurai confirmed Stereotypical Japanese Satoru Iwata as DLC

360noscope420blazeitDorito

 

[CaptainJazz]

Sakurai confirmed to add custom hype taunts to smash4!

chicken pot pie grab!

 

[SmasherMaster]

Sakurai confirmed to be a chicken.

"Am I a hypocrite? Ridley is too big but Kraid is DLC"

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed hypocrite.

"Please Understand, Iwata joins the battle!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai confirmed to have become tired of Miis and will recreate every Nintendo employee properly as actual fighters rather than just allowing people to make Miis based on their facial features.

"In the dark of the night, evil will find her!"

 

[SmasherMaster]

Historically inaccurate animated movie confirmed to have a fighter. Pocahontas is also an Assist Trophy.

"Something is going on or my name is Princess Carolina De Rosa. And it's not."

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Sakurai confirmed to have noticed the fake Rayman leak. And that his name is not Princess Carolina De Rosa.

"Everyone always seems so busy...It makes me feel bad that I don't work at all sometimes."

 

[Geek]

In other news, the reason why we haven't heard any DLC characters is because Sakurai is occupied by other Nintendo employees. which is a very good excuse.

"Someday, my prince will come..."