Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

[Fluttershy]

Wheels Confirmed to be evil

"The Great and Powerful Trixie does not trust wheels"

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Trixie confirmed and no wheels will be present in any way.

"I am sad and stressed."

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Sakurai confirmed to eat dessert foods when sad. (Because you know, stressed backwards = desserts)

"こんにたいは mother****ers!!"

Edit: totally my worst mistake to date, it's ち not たい I'm sooo dumb

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Konnitaiha confirmed as a new playable character in the next smash Bros that butchers the Japanese language as attacks.

"Why didn't you get the memo, Charlie?"

 

[Substitution]

Charlie Chaplin confirmed to be a character.

"Play that funky music, white boy."

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to be black.

"I've been too occupied with Destiny lately to work on Mewtwo. Expect him Summer Next Year.

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Sakurai confirmed to be transitioning to Play Station. Also confirmed to enjoy flawed yet still enjoyable games such as Destiny. Maybe Hunter confirmed for DLC.

"That's no moon."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Obi-Wan Kenobi is Sakurai's mentor and is confirmed as a playable character. Saturn's moon Mimas is also a stage.

"Price check on prune juice, Bob! Price check on prune juice!"

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to be going a bit cenile.

"He's just standing there.... menacingly!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai has a phobia of the Open Window Maniac.

"Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza."

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai has a phobia of the Open Window Maniac.

"Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza."

Freddy Fazbear confirmed, with Foxy, Chica, and Bonnie alts. Final Smash confirmed to be Bite of '87

"Crystals............."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

King Sombra confirmed. Sakurai is also confirmed to have a strange obsession with crystals for some reason.

"Define "logic" for me."

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Sakurai confirmed to utilize his own form of logic which is actually undefinable due to him laughing at you at any attempt to define it.

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup."

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Sanji confirmed for Smash.
...Or Lieutenant Fullbody

"I LOVE VENDING MACHINES!!"

 

[Substitution]

Sakurai selling out to brand names confirmed.

"I'm just a city boy. Born and raised in south Detroit."

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

The next Super Smash Bros. For Wii U invitational is in south Detroit and the special guest players is Journey.

"I'm so fancy."

 

[Substitution]

Sakurai confirmed to have high standards. Thus Smash 5 will never be released.

"You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!"

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Pikachu confirmed

"The one.....the only.... Rainbow Dash!"

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

wave dashing confirmed to return but characters eject out rainbows when doing so.

"Stop pooping."

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Toiletnator confirmed

"If only I had some sort of Party Cannon that helped me decorate super fast...."

 

[Fluttershy]

Tali's "picture" confirmed to be a hoax

"I'm Sakurai and this is my favorite part of releasing games"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai confirmed to release several games with him credited as the director regardless of whether or not he actually did any work on them.

"I just don't know what went wrong."

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Sakurai confirmed to not understand what people hated about Brawl.He just got lucky with Smash 4 fixing its problems.

'Racing games are a small but key part of Nintendo's list of games.In the past Smash has overlooked that,but I plan to rectify this.

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Mario Kart Mario confirmed


"Hey Rainbow Dash! You need any help?

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Rainbow Dash confirmed as new Solo Stadium mode, with Sakurai consulting players on how it works. Coming soon in patch v.1.0.5.

"I am the talent!"

 

[Geek]

Sakurai confirmed to win America's Got Talent next year! Fortune teller said so!

"I'm going to America. Expect me to come back to Japan never."

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to be a traitor


Go 'Murica!

"Shrek is love, Shrek is life."

 

[Geek]

I won't let this blessing of a game die.

Get out of my swamp! Shrek finally confirmed for Smash 100 years from now.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

No quote was said, so:

"I fear no man, but that thing....it scares me.

 

[TheRealHeroOfWinds]

Sakurai confirmed to be scared of ponies, and kills any that are in his way.

"Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale is an amazing game!"

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to be scared of ponies, and kills any that are in his way.

"Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale is an amazing game!"

Sakurai confirmed to be a traitor, and takes over as director for Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale 2.

"I tell ya hwat man that dang ol' Smash Brothers, full of all your favorite dang ol' characters, dang ol' fightin' it out in every dang universe dang ol' punch punch punch punchpunchpunch, dang ol' wavedashin' and dang ol' stages, I'm really feelin' it, i tell ya hwat man."

 

[SmasherMaster]

Sakurai confirmed to be Cranky Kong.

"ALL OF MY FANRAGE!"

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to be Cranky Kong.

"ALL OF MY FANRAGE!"

It was a Boomhaur reference....

Fans confirmed to rage when mewtwo dlc gets cancelled.

"Dear Princess Celestia...."

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Sakurai confirmed to need therapy for writing to a fictional character.

"Making sequels really takes a humongous toll on me. *Makes another sequel anyway*"

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to be in need of a good rest

"Buzz look it's Mewtwo!"

 

[TheRealHeroOfWinds]

Sakurai confirmed to use over used jokes

"I found out people like that Marth amiibo... I wonder why."

 

[dankmlgnoscope]

Sakurai is hoarder confirmed

"i ate ridley"

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to be really full because Ridley's too big
hey hey *badum tsh*

"Hey hey hey, stay outta my shed."

 

[TheRealHeroOfWinds]

Sakurai confirmed to keep people out of his shed, or they will never be in Smash.

"Well, goodbye guys!"

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Sakurai confirmed to keep people out of his shed, or they will never be in Smash.

"Well, goodbye guys!"

Sakurai confirmed to leave.

"Remember when this country didn't suck? Cause I don't."