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Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

Kikio4546

Smash Cadet
Joined
Feb 24, 2020
Messages
33
From now on Smash is "politically correct," which means ZSS and Bayonetta are properly covered up along other stuff idk

"Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). [[I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major ****ing hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them." (I'm so sorry for doing this)
 

Doc Monocle

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Dec 24, 2020
Messages
193
From now on Smash is "politically correct," which means ZSS and Bayonetta are properly covered up along other stuff idk

"Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). [[I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major ****ing hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them." (I'm so sorry for doing this)
Mr. Resetti is the next newcomer to Smash Bros.

"I am letting Meta Knight decide everything from now on."
 

Kikio4546

Smash Cadet
Joined
Feb 24, 2020
Messages
33
Some guy in a Meta Knight costume leads every Smash announcement from now on. He clumsily ruins everything and gets quietly upset just like Mikudayo.

"Get Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch."
 

CheeseAnton

Smash Cadet
Joined
Oct 1, 2020
Messages
72
giving the Nintendo Switch a copy of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is a great way to propose your love to them



"I am scared of my shadow, it's a faceless entity that follows me everywhere and I want it to get away from me."
 

Guynamednelson

Smash Hero
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"This means (character I don't want) can NEVER EVER EVER get in! (character I don't want) fans BTFO!"

"I stubbed my toe this morning."
 

CheeseAnton

Smash Cadet
Joined
Oct 1, 2020
Messages
72
Nintendo is adding free characters to the base roster after Fighter Pass 2 (how nice of him) (We're finally getting Dillon!)


"I felt nothing but sadness for 3 days and I have no clue why."
 

Wario Wario Wario

Smash Ace
Joined
Sep 3, 2017
Messages
765
HOLY **** NEW MOTHER 3 REP?????

“Building brown bricks in Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can possibly have while playing an app”
 
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CheeseAnton

Smash Cadet
Joined
Oct 1, 2020
Messages
72
Crash, Bandicoot, is going to be in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!!! Wow, I can't believe they chose MY pet to be the next fighter!!
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this is a picture of my bandicoot, Crash.
I wonder why they chose Crash, though, but I ain't complaining.


"Custom moves was a mistake."
 

CheeseAnton

Smash Cadet
Joined
Oct 1, 2020
Messages
72
I'M the next smash fighter!!!


"Oh, sorry. I thought you said something about delicious pancakes."
 
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Doc Monocle

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Dec 24, 2020
Messages
193
Yoshi's Cookie is having a reboot ,and... Yoshi will have whiskers?

"I am finally getting that Corvette I always wanted!"
 

Kikio4546

Smash Cadet
Joined
Feb 24, 2020
Messages
33
Sakurai will soon be found and arrested for 10 accounts of vehicular manslaughter,

"I actually like Pokémon SWSH; I bought both games and the DLC for both of them!"
 

CheeseAnton

Smash Cadet
Joined
Oct 1, 2020
Messages
72
Did Sakurai accidentally leak a new fighter? Yes, on [wherever he said this] he accidentally leaked that the title intro to Spongebob is going to smash bros... but why just that? Spongebob is going to come with multiple music tracks. That's pretty epic.



"Don't mine at night"
 
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