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Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

Kikio4546

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From now on Smash is "politically correct," which means ZSS and Bayonetta are properly covered up along other stuff idk

"Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). [[I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major ****ing hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them." (I'm so sorry for doing this)
 

Doc Monocle

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From now on Smash is "politically correct," which means ZSS and Bayonetta are properly covered up along other stuff idk

"Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). [[I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major ****ing hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them." (I'm so sorry for doing this)
Mr. Resetti is the next newcomer to Smash Bros.

"I am letting Meta Knight decide everything from now on."
 

Kikio4546

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Some guy in a Meta Knight costume leads every Smash announcement from now on. He clumsily ruins everything and gets quietly upset just like Mikudayo.

"Get Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch."
 

CheeseAnton

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giving the Nintendo Switch a copy of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is a great way to propose your love to them



"I am scared of my shadow, it's a faceless entity that follows me everywhere and I want it to get away from me."
 

Guynamednelson

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"This means (character I don't want) can NEVER EVER EVER get in! (character I don't want) fans BTFO!"

"I stubbed my toe this morning."
 

CheeseAnton

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Nintendo is adding free characters to the base roster after Fighter Pass 2 (how nice of him) (We're finally getting Dillon!)


"I felt nothing but sadness for 3 days and I have no clue why."
 

Wario Wario Wario

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HOLY **** NEW MOTHER 3 REP?????

“Building brown bricks in Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can possibly have while playing an app”
 
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CheeseAnton

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Crash, Bandicoot, is going to be in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!!! Wow, I can't believe they chose MY pet to be the next fighter!!
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this is a picture of my bandicoot, Crash.
I wonder why they chose Crash, though, but I ain't complaining.


"Custom moves was a mistake."
 

Kikio4546

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Spirits will now act similar to custom moves!

Sakurai literally just inhales and exhales
 

Kikio4546

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I actually don't have anything for this... Smash x footwear company collab?

"When the Imposter is sus! 😳"
 

KingofPhantoms

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Henry Stickmin confirmed as part of Fighter Pass 2...And his final smash makes everyone join the distraction dance as a taunt until the entire round ends.

"Cookie cat!"
 

Kikio4546

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Sakurai will soon be found and arrested for 10 accounts of vehicular manslaughter,

"I actually like Pokémon SWSH; I bought both games and the DLC for both of them!"
 

KingofPhantoms

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Literally every new Gen 8 Pokemon confirmed as DLC newcomers. beyond the Fighter Passes.

"OHHHHHHHHH...WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!"
 

CheeseAnton

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Did Sakurai accidentally leak a new fighter? Yes, on [wherever he said this] he accidentally leaked that the title intro to Spongebob is going to smash bros... but why just that? Spongebob is going to come with multiple music tracks. That's pretty epic.



"Don't mine at night"
 

Doc Monocle

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Steve is going to receive so many nerfs, he will need a buff just for players to see what he is doing!

"I was playing charades the other day, and I lost a tooth when I clenched my teeth."
 
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KingofPhantoms

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Neither Sakurai nor Nintendo will reveal newcomers anymore, unless we can correctly guess who the newcomer is via game of charades with Nintendo staff members.

"Red was not the Impostor."
 

CheeseAnton

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Among Us Impostor will join smash! But without a red alt, wait why?



"Waluigi is just Wario's tennis partner, why can't fans ask for a character who's actually productive to the Mario series, like a Blooper."
 

Doc Monocle

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A new Tennis Mode will be introduced, featuring Waluigi... and we get Blooper!

"I was staring at my goldfish, and then I was thinking about how much more peaceful life could be if I were not working for such a large company, and being the face that Smash Bros. fans blame when they don't get what they want."
 

Kikio4546

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SaKuRaI iS qUiTtInG??!??!?!?!?!?!one!111!! 😱😱😱😱😱

"The next fighter is going to be someone everyone wants!"
 

CheeseAnton

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Everyone... Everyone.. Who is someone everyone can collectively come under and agree would be a great fit for smash and would be loved... Is that even possible...

Putt-Putt's the next fighter, man I just knew it. It was just a matter of when, thank you Sakurai.



"I remember one time I shoved a crayon up my nose as a child... I was hospitalized for an entire week."
 

Kikio4546

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SaKurAi HaS a FaTaL dIsEaSe???????////?!??//?!???!!?!?!!1!1!one 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

"Sora and Shantae aren't ever going to be in Smash, please stop harassing my Twitter."
 

KingofPhantoms

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Sakurai himself will be the final newcomer in Fighters Pass 2, and his moveset will be based almost entirely around the top trending and most famous memes the fanbase has made about him.

"The Heavy is dead."
 

Kikio4546

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HEAVY DECONFIRMED!

"It's so sad that Joe Biden died of *****."
 
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Doc Monocle

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Oh, dear! The next Smash Bros. game will be a complete lie. Everything you were told would be in the game will be... in your dreams! Also, Joe (Musashi) buys Din's Fire from Zelda for his own moveset when he is a newcomer in that fictional installment. (That was the best response I could think of!)

"I remember playing with rubber ducks when I was little."
 
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