KGD - The Kewkky Thread! - Kirby's Wasteland: Dead Social

[A1lion835]

☆ Not you too. T_T ☆

☆ If Fox is even, that would be a WTF moment for me, only one reliable kill move that you could see a mile away doesn't make it even, IMO. =/ ☆

Kirby has one reliable kill move that you could see a mile away >.> (fsmash). Bair is a good anything move, but it'll often be too stale to kill.

If you're playing against a good Fox, you don't get more than 20% off a grab combo (or utilt spam) and he can get the same amount on you with his utilt. Combine that with not regularly being gimped (he shouldn't be going offstage unless you hit him there), and you get it about even. Except that his lazers are probably more helpful than our bair.

 

[~automatic]

@mango: It's the guy from the Goonies. Someone just Photoshopped the pic and made it look like Kirby.

 

[Kewkky]

I hate being broke, I hate not having a job, I hate being forced to play Melee in smashfests because the only people there are melee-ers, I hate not having a car, I hate living with my family, I hate having no worthwhile snacks around the house, I hate not hanging out with my non-smash friends due to it being a weekend, but most of all...

... I hate the fact that I never receive anything for Valentine's Day.

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if anyone thinks I'm being serious, i'm gonna lol so hard

 

[A1lion835]

I hate being broke, I hate not having a job, I hate being forced to play Melee in smashfests because the only people there are melee-ers, I hate not having a car, I hate living with my family, I hate having no worthwhile snacks around the house, I hate not hanging out with my non-smash friends due to it being a weekend, but most of all...

... I hate the fact that I never receive anything for Valentine's Day.

Kewkky, I love you! I have always loved you, even before I knew you existed! Will you marry me? I'm only joking if you say no.

 

[~automatic]

Aaah, Valentine's day, the day where love is in the air right behind commercialism.

I got digits from a cute girl yesterday at a tournament where I hung with my smash buddies. The tournament was held at an anime expo type of thing so I hung out with other friends once the smash homies left. I also hung out with Iruma Rioka again (she's really awesome and pretty) and met some voice actors. I always meet the cool people/guests at anime things for some reason, lol.

Also I got 5th/19 in that tournament. I lost to IceDX (Lucario) who got 3rd and Krad (Snake/Ike) who got second.

 

[Kewkky]

Last V-Day I got laid.



.... Seriously. I was single too, we were both sober, and it was with the girl I liked. Thumbs up for me. Too bad stuff like that usually never happen, having THAT kind of luck every V-Day would be awesome. D:

 

[WindMajor]

Last V-Day I got laid.

Kewkky is too Kawkky. ^_^

 

[A1lion835]

Last V-Day I got laid.



.... Seriously. I was single too, we were both sober, and it was with the girl I liked. Thumbs up for me. Too bad stuff like that usually never happen, having THAT kind of luck every V-Day would be awesome. D:

How did that happen? O_o

"Hey I liek u"
"I liek u 2"
"kthx nao let's make babies"
"kk"
*9 months later*
"****, I have a son."

 

[Kewkky]

How did that happen? O_o

"Hey I liek u"
"I liek u 2"
"kthx nao let's make babies"
"kk"
*9 months later*
"****, I have a son."

Apparently we both liked each other. I liked her cuteness and innocent appeal, she liked my quirky and energetic nature. So, from a simple snuggle to a simple kiss while watching a movie led to *infracted for inappropriate content*

But that's what, a single V-Day out of the 19 (actually, let's just call it 9 others, since a V-Day at 0-years of age is weird) others? How much more effort does a guy have to put into getting some sexy wishes? And I'm sure a couple agree with me!

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and envy me, 10envys! ;D MY PLAN WORKED

 

[SkylerSilver]

How did that happen? O_o

"Hey I liek u"
"I liek u 2"
"kthx nao let's make babies"
"kk"
*9 months later*
"****, I have a son."

LOL too goood xD

 

[fromundaman]

Lolololololol. Either you're just playing the matchup wrong, or....

No wait you just played the matchup wrong.

10x this.

He's not a complete **** MU, but jesus christ, it's easier with Kirby than it is with Mario, and it's a pretty ****ing easy MU with Mario.

Just keep in mind, Wifail != offline and a player being better than you != MU is in their favor.

Fsmash is less obvious than Fox's Usmash, and if used intelligently, our Dsmash, Usmash, and hammer are all good kill moves, not to mention our gimping options and pummels refreshing Bair. Mix that in with how we can rack up damage so much easier than he can and how we can gay him.... yeah, it's a pretty bad MU for Fox.



EDIT:

Also, Kewkky is too ******. He can get any lady he wants. In fact, at Pound 4....

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Oh wait, that was YbM!

 

[Kewkky]

Ahahaha, touché Fromundaman! But we both know YbM and me both have some things in common besides staying at the same number room in different hotels, and maining ZSS/Kirby...

NAA MEEEN?

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wigga alers

 

[Tiersie]

Haha goo Kewkk! In fact I broke up with my last girlfriend 9 days before valentines day

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because I was a cheap *** ****er

I also have to agree with fromundaman, fsmash is never as predictable as fox usmash unless you're using it wrongly. Also if you know your opponent is going to SDI out of your combo, anticipate it! You can still pull out some nifty comboes even though your opponent sdi'd out of it the fierst time.

Fox -Kirby is easily 40-60 Kirby's favor.

And maybe YBM and kewkk both got lucky at pound 4 , I mean, they're so much alike and all.

 

[Asdioh]

I'd trade Kirby's Fsmash for Fox's Upsmash any day.

rly

It's in Kirby's favor but a good Fox won't fall for the stupid ****

 

[Tiersie]

I'd trade Kirby's Fsmash for Fox's Upsmash any day.

rly

It's in Kirby's favor but a good Fox won't fall for the stupid ****

A good *anything* won't fall for stupid ****

 

[fromundaman]

I prefer having any of Kirby's smashes to Fox Usmash (although it is good, but huge lingering hitboxes FTW!)

 

[TaterSalad0811]

Last V-Day I got laid.

.... Seriously. I was single too, we were both sober, and it was with the girl I liked. Thumbs up for me. Too bad stuff like that usually never happen, having THAT kind of luck every V-Day would be awesome. D:

Every Single Peoples Awareness Day I don't care to the point that I don't realize it happened until I read the label on somebody else's box of chocolate while I'm eating from it (mmm... caramel...) and I'm like "lulz, it's post Kewwky-Reminisces-about-getting-some-day".

Kudos to you Kewkky. Snake may have a beard, but Kirby mains like us know what "TASTY!" really is *wink-wink*.

Not me though. Remember the part about forgetting/not caring about S.P.A. day? (K.R.A.G.L. day if you wanna be orthodox) That also applies to me. No chocolate for the Tater. That is, until I take some myself. Maybe a milk chocolate truffle will end this post nicely.

*leaves*

*returns*

Yup, the filling is what really sells it for me. These are the Kirby boards anyway, so food-related discussion is automatically on-topic.

Chocolate FTW.

P.S. lol, Kewkk, maybe you should take A1lion on his/her (hope it's a her) offer, 2 for 20 isn't too bad, right?

 

[A1lion835]

P.S. lol, Kewkk, maybe you should take A1lion on his/her (hope it's a her) offer, 2 for 20 isn't too bad, right?

What's a "her"? I'm from the internet.

Kewkky, you may have had sex on valentine's day, but I had sex with it. /What does that even mean?

 

[Kewkky]

Touché, A1, touché... i think it means that you hit on it with a bat /predictable

 

[TaterSalad0811]

What's a "her"? I'm from the internet.

Touché

10Touchés

 

[Sage JoWii]

If you were inhaled into a Kirby, where would you end up (assuming he swallowed you)?

DISCUSS!

 

[MangoAndPals]

If you were inhaled into a Kirby, where would you end up (assuming he swallowed you)?

DISCUSS!

There is a theory that Kirby's tummy leads to some other place.

 

[Kewkky]

I think it... Hmm...




... Hmm, I dunno, the results could be random. LETS BAN IT maybe we end up in an alternate world, hangin' out with other half-dead swallows.

 

[Lord Viper]

If you were inhaled into a Kirby, where would you end up (assuming he swallowed you)?

DISCUSS!

☆ On the anime you would end up in another dimension until Kirby spits you out, or if you die. In most Kirby video games you'll die, in Kirby Squeak Squad if your in a bubble, you'll be in one of his five stomachs, if your not in a bubble you'll just die. ☆

☆ Did I win? =3 ☆

☆ Edited: There is one SBR Kirby main.... )= ☆

 

[C~Dog]

I haven't been here in a while >_>

It makes me sad to see the kirby boards almost completely dead D:

 

[SkylerSilver]

I haven't been here in a while >_>

It makes me sad to see the kirby boards almost completely dead D:

I know right? D:
The usual posts are in the Social Thread, QaA Thread and the Match-up Thread.

 

[annsy]

I got digits from a cute girl yesterday at a tournament where I hung with my smash buddies. The tournament was held at an anime expo type of thing so I hung out with other friends once the smash homies left.

Nice.. meeting girls at a smash tourney at an anime expo, I approve . That's kinda sorta how I met my bf XD

 

[SkylerSilver]

]☆ Edited: There is one SBR Kirby main.... )= ☆

Lol right? Percon and Chudat?
Percon is VERY inactive in the GTAN scene. Which was why he was dropped from the PR. it made me sad.

 

[Asdioh]

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=257434

ybm, chudat, me

anyone else?

 

[Sage JoWii]

☆ On the anime you would end up in another dimension until Kirby spits you out, or if you die. In most Kirby video games you'll die, in Kirby Squeak Squad if your in a bubble, you'll be in one of his five stomachs, if your not in a bubble you'll just die. ☆

☆ Did I win? =3 ☆

☆ Edited: There is one SBR Kirby main.... )= ☆

>_> You don't get to win for knowing that answer, it's too in depth and correct. NEXT!

The answer is kirbicide. The answer is ALWAYS KIRBICIDE. ALWAYS.

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Except when dealing with simple math. For whatever reason 1+1 doesn't equal kirbicide.

 

[A1lion835]

If Kirby swallowed you, you would end up in his stomach.

On a semi-related note, join this facebook group! Make sure to start reading xkcd too, if you aren't already reading it.

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

Kirby swallowing? Kirby inhales, sillies.

This page has been filled with naughty language.

 

[TaterSalad0811]

>_> You don't get to win for knowing that answer, it's too in depth and correct. NEXT!

The answer is kirbicide. The answer is ALWAYS KIRBICIDE. ALWAYS.

Some people believe that there is a variable in that, saying that you can also footstool. Blasphemy, just jump again and inhale, I'll wager they can't escape TWO inhales.

Double the win for double the fun!

It's funny, my friend won't even play Battlefield because "It's a gay stage, those platforms just get in the way whenever I jump...", though I'm pretty sure It's because I can easily spit him under the stage.

Make sure to start reading xkcd too, if you aren't already reading it.

And I finally found page 1 of the comic! I edited the URL because I got tired of hitting "back". Some of the stuff is just plain weird...

 

[Ladybug]

Have you ever been inhaling someone at the same time someone hits them and they end up under the stage? That happened once with a D3 and a Yoshi against a Fox. The D3 was inhaling him but before he got fully into the mouth the Yoshi hit him (I think it was an Fsmash, it was a long time ago) and the fox ended up under the stage on Smashville.

I wonder if that's possible with Kirby.

I was sick on Valentines Day and had dinner made for me. The fun isn't until the 28th when there's Phantom of the Opera and... Yeah.

 

[T-nuts]

On a semi-related note, join this facebook group!

lol thats pretty good...but i prefer the group "IF 10,000,000 PEOPLE JOIN THEN BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WILL COME BACK TO LIFE"

 

[TaterSalad0811]

I personally don't have a facebook because I feel that it's completely pointless. People say that they "need" it becasue they use it to communicate. Hmm... Isn't there another overused invention that allows instant text-based communication...? Nah, maybe it's just my imagination.

 

[Sage JoWii]

I personally don't have a facebook because I feel that it's completely non-Kirby. People say that they "need" it becasue they use it to communicate. Hmm... Isn't there another overused invention that allows instant text-based communication...? Nah, maybe it's just that is isn't Kirbilicious enough.

Edited for lulz

 

[Kewkky]

Nah, there's no text-based communication devices. Hell, there's not even text. What is text? The obvious form of communication was an invention made by an aramian engineer from Jerusalem, born a very loooong time ago... The mouth.

That is niiiice, Ladybug. Working relationships that get upgrades... Here's hoping it just keeps getting better and better!

And, uhh... I wanna play some Brawl, but next tourney for us is around March.

 

[fromundaman]

I haven't been here in a while >_>

It makes me sad to see the kirby boards almost completely dead D:

There's not much to discuss TBH.

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=257434

ybm, chudat, me

anyone else?

Unfortunately, I'm poor...

Some people believe that there is a variable in that, saying that you can also footstool. Blasphemy, just jump again and inhale, I'll wager they can't escape TWO inhales.

Double the win for double the fun!

I've actually done that once. Pretty sure I still have the replay somewhere.

Nah, there's no text-based communication devices. Hell, there's not even text. What is text? The obvious form of communication was an invention made by an aramian engineer from Jerusalem, born a very loooong time ago... The mouth.


And, uhh... I wanna play some Brawl, but next tourney for us is around March.

The mouth? Nah, if it's open and still making noise, then she's doing it wrong

Yeah, I want to smash too... I only have one opponent I get to play weekly, but no tournaments recently. I have to host one in March or April though.

 

[Ladybug]

We.... Have started playing Magic. >.>

I thought I had gotten away from that game!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!